"Chick Norris has been dead for 5years but death is too afraid to tell him
Fecking love Chuck Norris jokes!!
Apparently he lost his virginity before his father did"
And he built the hospital he was born in |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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Van Damme died and went to Heaven. On arrival he noticed Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris giving an exhibition.
Confused, he asked, "Has Chuck Norris died also?"
Bruce Lee replied, "No, this is God. He just thinks he's Chuck Norris." |
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"Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time  
Bit like Big Bird and Snuffleupagos (wrong spelling I know)"
Exactly like Big Bird and Snuffleupagus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time
Bit like Big Bird and Snuffleupagos (wrong spelling I know)
Exactly like Big Bird and Snuffleupagus "
Or Superman and Clark Kent...  |
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"Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time
Bit like Big Bird and Snuffleupagos (wrong spelling I know)
Exactly like Big Bird and Snuffleupagus "
Or Superman and Clark Kent... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time
Bit like Big Bird and Snuffleupagos (wrong spelling I know)
Exactly like Big Bird and Snuffleupagus
Or Superman and Clark Kent... "
wait clark kent is snufflepogos |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time
Bit like Big Bird and Snuffleupagos (wrong spelling I know)
Exactly like Big Bird and Snuffleupagus
Or Superman and Clark Kent... wait clark kent is snufflepogos"
More importantly does this mean Big Bird has a weakness to Kryptonite?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time
Bit like Big Bird and Snuffleupagos (wrong spelling I know)
Exactly like Big Bird and Snuffleupagus
Or Superman and Clark Kent... wait clark kent is snufflepogos
More importantly does this mean Big Bird has a weakness to Kryptonite? "
Just poorly selected bird seed... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded."
I burst out laughing there, now a colleague is watching me carefully through the glass door of my office |
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