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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now that the panic has well and truly set in, it's time I planted my flag;
I am not an especially moral nor decent man. I am neither talented, intelligent or attractive. My genitalia is a study in mediocrity.
I have no defining positive attributes.
What I do have though.... Is toilet roll. 
Bales upon beautiful two ply bales of stuff. Some of it even stored in a fridge. 
I will happily exhange this commodity for sexual favours, the more depraved the act, the more squares one can earn.
LET THE BIDDING WAR COMMENCE!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will flash half a boob and a bit of leg for a 6 pack. Don't need it yet tho so can you hold onto it for a bit until I run out.  "
I will require some aereole as a deposit. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"I will flash half a boob and a bit of leg for a 6 pack. Don't need it yet tho so can you hold onto it for a bit until I run out.
I will require some aereole as a deposit. "
You drive a hard bargain but in these desperate times I guess it's fair enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer has the answer to all your toilet paper prayers 
Doc Leaves 
They would leave an awful green mark tho after Kaizer "
Its Armageddon Goddamit!
A green hoop is a small price to pay |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kaizer has the answer to all your toilet paper prayers
Doc Leaves
They would leave an awful green mark tho after Kaizer
Its Armageddon Goddamit!
A green hoop is a small price to pay "
Green or brown.... They all wind up the same colour in the end! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kaizer has the answer to all your toilet paper prayers
Doc Leaves
Oooh ta K, I was about to offer to become op's bitch!! Lol  "
Kaizer you damned communist!!!
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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago
Now in MALAGA (SPAIN) |
"Kaizer has the answer to all your toilet paper prayers
Doc Leaves
Oooh ta K, I was about to offer to become op's bitch!! Lol
Kaizer you damned communist!!!
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Kaizer if you are the c...st Im cutting the cord with you! |
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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago
Now in MALAGA (SPAIN) |
"Now that the panic has well and truly set in, it's time I planted my flag;
I am not an especially moral nor decent man. I am neither talented, intelligent or attractive. My genitalia is a study in mediocrity.
I have no defining positive attributes.
What I do have though.... Is toilet roll.
Bales upon beautiful two ply bales of stuff. Some of it even stored in a fridge.
I will happily exhange this commodity for sexual favours, the more depraved the act, the more squares one can earn.
LET THE BIDDING WAR COMMENCE! "
Thanks OP!
I have brought my own with aloe vera extract as Smokey told me all gone in Cork  |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Kaizer has the answer to all your toilet paper prayers
Doc Leaves
They would leave an awful green mark tho after Kaizer
Its Armageddon Goddamit!
A green hoop is a small price to pay "
If you were Spanish we could call you Grassy Ass
I'll get my coat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer has the answer to all your toilet paper prayers
Doc Leaves
Oooh ta K, I was about to offer to become op's bitch!! Lol
Kaizer you damned communist!!!
Kaizer if you are the c...st Im cutting the cord with you! "
Kaizer ain't no comie!
The Manbeast is enlightening the people to use our planets natural resources 
You are all most welcome (insert one finger emoji) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer has the answer to all your toilet paper prayers
Doc Leaves
They would leave an awful green mark tho after Kaizer
Its Armageddon Goddamit!
A green hoop is a small price to pay
If you were Spanish we could call you Grassy Ass
I'll get my coat"
Did you discover the meaning of P yet? |
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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago
Now in MALAGA (SPAIN) |
"Kaizer has the answer to all your toilet paper prayers
Doc Leaves
Oooh ta K, I was about to offer to become op's bitch!! Lol
Kaizer you damned communist!!!
Kaizer if you are the c...st Im cutting the cord with you!
Kaizer ain't no comie!
The Manbeast is enlightening the people to use our planets natural resources
You are all most welcome (insert one finger emoji) "
I will beat your firm ass until super red, Kaizer! Ill find ya man! Wherever you are hidden! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer has the answer to all your toilet paper prayers
Doc Leaves
Oooh ta K, I was about to offer to become op's bitch!! Lol
Kaizer you damned communist!!!
Kaizer if you are the c...st Im cutting the cord with you!
Kaizer ain't no comie!
The Manbeast is enlightening the people to use our planets natural resources
You are all most welcome (insert one finger emoji)
I will beat your firm ass until super red, Kaizer! Ill find ya man! Wherever you are hidden! "
Ooooh Kinkaaaay
Come looking, Kaizer ain't hard to find he's the most beautiful specimen on this godforsaken island |
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"Now that the panic has well and truly set in, it's time I planted my flag;
I am not an especially moral nor decent man. I am neither talented, intelligent or attractive. My genitalia is a study in mediocrity.
I have no defining positive attributes.
What I do have though.... Is toilet roll.
Bales upon beautiful two ply bales of stuff. Some of it even stored in a fridge.
I will happily exhange this commodity for sexual favours, the more depraved the act, the more squares one can earn.
LET THE BIDDING WAR COMMENCE! "
Make it 3ply and I ll even take my dentures out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do I have to do for a role of Aloe Vera kittensoft?
Something you definitely don't want to 
Would it be worse than resorting to doc leaves? "
Almost definitely! |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Kaizer has the answer to all your toilet paper prayers
Doc Leaves
They would leave an awful green mark tho after Kaizer
you won't see it, just like fab bi close your eyes and it's grand"
Good point I'm going to go get me some doc leaves |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
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Good point I'm going to go get me some doc leaves
Send me a pube and I'll pick them for ya  "
Well you're going to have to wait for them to grow.
Can I send someone else's instead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good point I'm going to go get me some doc leaves
Send me a pube and I'll pick them for ya
Well you're going to have to wait for them to grow.
Can I send someone else's instead "
Deal. Human female only though. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
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Good point I'm going to go get me some doc leaves
Send me a pube and I'll pick them for ya
Well you're going to have to wait for them to grow.
Can I send someone else's instead
Deal. Human female only though. "
Ugh so fussy puts on hazmat suit before venturing out. right who can lend me a few pubes so I can get loo roll |
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Good point I'm going to go get me some doc leaves
Send me a pube and I'll pick them for ya
Well you're going to have to wait for them to grow.
Can I send someone else's instead
Deal. Human female only though.
Ugh so fussy puts on hazmat suit before venturing out. right who can lend me a few pubes so I can get loo roll "
I have a few in my lab  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"
Good point I'm going to go get me some doc leaves
Send me a pube and I'll pick them for ya
Well you're going to have to wait for them to grow.
Can I send someone else's instead
Deal. Human female only though.
Ugh so fussy puts on hazmat suit before venturing out. right who can lend me a few pubes so I can get loo roll
I have a few in my lab "
Ohhh can I get some and are they female.
Hold on you have a lab
Backs away from mad scientist |
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Good point I'm going to go get me some doc leaves
Send me a pube and I'll pick them for ya
Well you're going to have to wait for them to grow.
Can I send someone else's instead
Deal. Human female only though.
Ugh so fussy puts on hazmat suit before venturing out. right who can lend me a few pubes so I can get loo roll
I have a few in my lab
Ohhh can I get some and are they female.
Hold on you have a lab
Backs away from mad scientist "
I traded some handgel for them |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
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Good point I'm going to go get me some doc leaves
Send me a pube and I'll pick them for ya
Well you're going to have to wait for them to grow.
Can I send someone else's instead
Deal. Human female only though.
Ugh so fussy puts on hazmat suit before venturing out. right who can lend me a few pubes so I can get loo roll
I have a few in my lab
Ohhh can I get some and are they female.
Hold on you have a lab
Backs away from mad scientist
I traded some handgel for them "
I've hand gel
Well lube but I'll mix it with some dettol it will be fine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've hand gel
Well lube but I'll mix it with some dettol it will be fine "
Throw in some spit and we're cooking...
(though that would nullify the point of rhe sanitiser... ) |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
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I've hand gel
Well lube but I'll mix it with some dettol it will be fine
Throw in some spit and we're cooking...
(though that would nullify the point of rhe sanitiser... ) "
Back to hazmat suit so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer has the answer to all your toilet paper prayers
Doc Leaves
Oooh ta K, I was about to offer to become op's bitch!! Lol
Kaizer you damned communist!!!
Kaizer if you are the c...st Im cutting the cord with you!
Kaizer ain't no comie!
The Manbeast is enlightening the people to use our planets natural resources
You are all most welcome (insert one finger emoji)
I will beat your firm ass until super red, Kaizer! Ill find ya man! Wherever you are hidden!
Ooooh Kinkaaaay
Come looking, Kaizer ain't hard to find he's the most beautiful specimen on this godforsaken island "
If Ill be you Kaizer... Ill think a few times what Am wishing for, especially if you are dealing with Petite Rosy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have my fav aloe vera toilet paper bought today at the local shop. I do not need to worry for apocalypse. 
And nope, I wouldn't exchange it. Any person in need will get a roll for free |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have my fav aloe vera toilet paper bought today at the local shop. I do not need to worry for apocalypse.
And nope, I wouldn't exchange it. Any person in need will get a roll for free "
Gimme. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have my fav aloe vera toilet paper bought today at the local shop. I do not need to worry for apocalypse.
And nope, I wouldn't exchange it. Any person in need will get a roll for free
Gimme. "
You forgot your manners, you wouldnt get it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer has the answer to all your toilet paper prayers
Doc Leaves
Oooh ta K, I was about to offer to become op's bitch!! Lol
Kaizer you damned communist!!!
Kaizer if you are the c...st Im cutting the cord with you!
Kaizer ain't no comie!
The Manbeast is enlightening the people to use our planets natural resources
You are all most welcome (insert one finger emoji)
I will beat your firm ass until super red, Kaizer! Ill find ya man! Wherever you are hidden!
Ooooh Kinkaaaay
Come looking, Kaizer ain't hard to find he's the most beautiful specimen on this godforsaken island
If Ill be you Kaizer... Ill think a few times what Am wishing for, especially if you are dealing with Petite Rosy
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Fuck it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer has the answer to all your toilet paper prayers
Doc Leaves
Oooh ta K, I was about to offer to become op's bitch!! Lol
Kaizer you damned communist!!!
Kaizer if you are the c...st Im cutting the cord with you!
Kaizer ain't no comie!
The Manbeast is enlightening the people to use our planets natural resources
You are all most welcome (insert one finger emoji)
I will beat your firm ass until super red, Kaizer! Ill find ya man! Wherever you are hidden!
Ooooh Kinkaaaay
Come looking, Kaizer ain't hard to find he's the most beautiful specimen on this godforsaken island
If Ill be you Kaizer... Ill think a few times what Am wishing for, especially if you are dealing with Petite Rosy
Fuck it "
Hahahaha i sent her the snip with your answer 
Her reply to you: you will beg me to stop, Kaizer!
She is in West Cork now and soon will be here.
Hahahaha I wish to be there and watch! |
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