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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
I'm waiting for all the inevitable references in future rap songs
Bitch, get over here, and get on your knees
You can spit, you can swallow, but you better not sneeze
I'ma give it to ya hard girl, I see that you're keen
I'ma leave you breathless, like COVID-19 |
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"I'm waiting for all the inevitable references in future rap songs
Bitch, get over here, and get on your knees
You can spit, you can swallow, but you better not sneeze
I'ma give it to ya hard girl, I see that you're keen
I'ma leave you breathless, like COVID-19"
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"The Germans are getting so worries they’ve started putting towels down on hospital beds
I don't get this? "
It's a play on the idea that German tourists always get out early and claim the best loungers by the pool by placing their towels on them, then feck off for breakfast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Germans are getting so worries they’ve started putting towels down on hospital beds
I don't get this?
It's a play on the idea that German tourists always get out early and claim the best loungers by the pool by placing their towels on them, then feck off for breakfast. "
Fuck the Germans!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting for all the inevitable references in future rap songs
Bitch, get over here, and get on your knees
You can spit, you can swallow, but you better not sneeze
I'ma give it to ya hard girl, I see that you're keen
I'ma leave you breathless, like COVID-19"
Make a video and send it please to me.
I knew you are talented |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"***BREAKING NEWS***..... Reports suggest that Snow White has now only got 6 dwarves.....
Sneezy has been put into quarantine.... "
That did actually make me laugh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Paddy and Mick were having a chat over the phone about the virus...
Paddy; its fucked everything up, all the GAA cancelled, soccer, rugby, it's a complete balls!
Mick; I think its fu*kin mighty, the wife doesnt want to go on holidays, she wont go shopping for fear she'll catch it, wont buy online coz everything is made in China and best of all she goes around all day and night with her mouth covered! Bliss!!! |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
somewhere |
A little paper bag went to the doctor because he was feeling ill and was afraid he had the virus
The doctor have him the bad news and told him he had to trace any contacts so he could pass the info to the HSE
Did you go to the shops
No I'm just a little paper bag
Did you go to the pub
No I'm just a little paper bag
Did you go on a plane
No I'm just a little paper bag
Did you have any meets with swingers on fab
No I'm just a little paper bag
I'm stumped as to how you got it so....what have you been doing
I've just been in the house with my mammy
That's it so ....she must be a carrier |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Liverpool 18 covid 19
There will be a banner of this in every Premier League ground when Liverpool are the visitors next season "
Why ...sure liverpool are going to offically win the league. I thought utd supporters dont count the 18 because it was before the league changed its name to the premier league |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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QUARANTINE DIARY
Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic.
....Day 1: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix. |
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Doing my weekly shop in Tesco this morning, I was horrified to find they had no toilet paper at all. Reluctantly I headed to the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm NO was the answer. Walking back to the toilet with my pants and trousers around my ankles was a walk of shame, not to mention the hell to pay when the wife notices my missing sock... |
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As a result of recent panic buying, various supermarkets have implemented purchase limits..
Tesco... 2 kg pasta, 1 kg rice, 2 hand sanitisers and 24 toilet rolls.
Supervalu... 2 sliced pans, 12 toilet rolls and 5kg potatoes
Eurospar... 4 jars of curry sauce, 2kg rice, 9 toilet rolls and one hand sanitiser.
Lidl... Two trumpets, one diving suit and a MIG welder.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm waiting for all the inevitable references in future rap songs
Bitch, get over here, and get on your knees
You can spit, you can swallow, but you better not sneeze
I'ma give it to ya hard girl, I see that you're keen
I'ma leave you breathless, like COVID-19"
Cant breath from laughing |
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