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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing  |
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It’s bloody ridiculous saw a video of two women fighting over toilet roll I think it was in Australia people buying bunk loads :- while the virus is a worry factor buying toilet rolls and tin foods is crazy |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"It’s bloody ridiculous saw a video of two women fighting over toilet roll I think it was in Australia people buying bunk loads :- while the virus is a worry factor buying toilet rolls and tin foods is crazy "
I seen that video. They had a trolley load of toilet paper at the end of it ha ha ha |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Here is the thing....because some people are panic buying, more people start. They stocks run low and we all have to stock up "
true. The guy in aldi was saying today about the amount of people in bulk buying. Mass hysteria |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"You can't endure the end of days with a shitty a-hole 
clean undies would be the last of your worries though lmao
Speak for yourself  "
Mine are always clean Kaizer. Feel free to inspect any time  |
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Something didn't agree with my stomach last night (I'll spare the details) and thought if this carries on what will I do?
Common sense prevailed after less than a minute as I realised I'm not a fucking idiot |
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"PLEASE please someone tell me. What is it with the toilet roll ?????"
You get into your house, you go into the bathroom, you turn on the taps, you wash your hands. You break off a few sheets of toilet paper to do an initial drying of your hands and so you can turn off the tap. As soon as you turn off the tap with it, you throw the bit of paper in the toilet/bin.
Then you clean any door handles you touched. |
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"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing "
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all "
well yeah thats why ill have a moat with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads |
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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago
Belfast and Fife |
"I've just woken up from a bike accident 28 days later, what's happening?
everyone is a zombie. RUN!!!!!!!!"
Run?!!! I gave that up years ago. Trump? Johnson? I'll go back to the coma, thanks.
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"I've just woken up from a bike accident 28 days later, what's happening?
everyone is a zombie. RUN!!!!!!!!
Run?!!! I gave that up years ago. Trump? Johnson? I'll go back to the coma, thanks.
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Be better off to be honest. everything is hell in a basket and cadburys chocolate doesnt taste the same. terrible times |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Don't be worried about toilet paper. Isn't there an endless supply of Dock Leaves in the fields
Are we living in a world without bidets? first world problems. "
you can wash your ass in my moat. just mind the sharks and the lasers. |
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"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all
well yeah thats why ill have a moat with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads"
you better start digging then how you getting the sharks oh wait what if they drop in on a parachute you will need something like a gatling gun lol |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all
well yeah thats why ill have a moat with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads you better start digging then how you getting the sharks oh wait what if they drop in on a parachute you will need something like a gatling gun lol"
himself is on it already and herself plays fortnite. im sorted really |
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"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all
well yeah thats why ill have a moat with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads you better start digging then how you getting the sharks oh wait what if they drop in on a parachute you will need something like a gatling gun lol
himself is on it already and herself plays fortnite. im sorted really "
Well if you need an expert in zombie type of encounters I've played all resident evil games watched the movies including Shaun of the dead i just might come on handy I'm no Milla jovovich but I'm the next best thing |
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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago
Belfast and Fife |
"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all
well yeah thats why ill have a moat with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads you better start digging then how you getting the sharks oh wait what if they drop in on a parachute you will need something like a gatling gun lol
himself is on it already and herself plays fortnite. im sorted really
Well if you need an expert in zombie type of encounters I've played all resident evil games watched the movies including Shaun of the dead i just might come on handy I'm no Milla jovovich but I'm the next best thing "
Really? How good do you look in a very revealing outfit that consists of very few white seat belt strapping?
Would it make us say "bigbaddaboom"? |
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"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all
well yeah thats why ill have a moat with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads you better start digging then how you getting the sharks oh wait what if they drop in on a parachute you will need something like a gatling gun lol
himself is on it already and herself plays fortnite. im sorted really
Well if you need an expert in zombie type of encounters I've played all resident evil games watched the movies including Shaun of the dead i just might come on handy I'm no Milla jovovich but I'm the next best thing
Really? How good do you look in a very revealing outfit that consists of very few white seat belt strapping?
Would it make us say "bigbaddaboom"?"
Well if ye get pissed enough it won't look so bad can't say what the reaction would be once the drink has worn off lol and don't expect me to do any flippiddy do da's |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all
well yeah thats why ill have a moat with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads you better start digging then how you getting the sharks oh wait what if they drop in on a parachute you will need something like a gatling gun lol
himself is on it already and herself plays fortnite. im sorted really
Well if you need an expert in zombie type of encounters I've played all resident evil games watched the movies including Shaun of the dead i just might come on handy I'm no Milla jovovich but I'm the next best thing
Really? How good do you look in a very revealing outfit that consists of very few white seat belt strapping?
Would it make us say "bigbaddaboom"?"
i had to google what you were on about and when my belly is flatter im defo trying that outfit |
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"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all
well yeah thats why ill have a moat with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads you better start digging then how you getting the sharks oh wait what if they drop in on a parachute you will need something like a gatling gun lol
himself is on it already and herself plays fortnite. im sorted really
Well if you need an expert in zombie type of encounters I've played all resident evil games watched the movies including Shaun of the dead i just might come on handy I'm no Milla jovovich but I'm the next best thing
Really? How good do you look in a very revealing outfit that consists of very few white seat belt strapping?
Would it make us say "bigbaddaboom"?
i had to google what you were on about and when my belly is flatter im defo trying that outfit"
You can use mine if you want once I'm finished with it lol |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all
well yeah thats why ill have a moat with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads you better start digging then how you getting the sharks oh wait what if they drop in on a parachute you will need something like a gatling gun lol
himself is on it already and herself plays fortnite. im sorted really
Well if you need an expert in zombie type of encounters I've played all resident evil games watched the movies including Shaun of the dead i just might come on handy I'm no Milla jovovich but I'm the next best thing
Really? How good do you look in a very revealing outfit that consists of very few white seat belt strapping?
Would it make us say "bigbaddaboom"?
i had to google what you were on about and when my belly is flatter im defo trying that outfit
You can use mine if you want once I'm finished with it lol "
scottyguy might not let you out of it though |
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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago
Belfast and Fife |
"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all
well yeah thats why ill have a moat with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads you better start digging then how you getting the sharks oh wait what if they drop in on a parachute you will need something like a gatling gun lol
himself is on it already and herself plays fortnite. im sorted really
Well if you need an expert in zombie type of encounters I've played all resident evil games watched the movies including Shaun of the dead i just might come on handy I'm no Milla jovovich but I'm the next best thing
Really? How good do you look in a very revealing outfit that consists of very few white seat belt strapping?
Would it make us say "bigbaddaboom"?
i had to google what you were on about and when my belly is flatter im defo trying that outfit"
Who needs a flat belly?! Go for it!  |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all
well yeah thats why ill have a moat with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads you better start digging then how you getting the sharks oh wait what if they drop in on a parachute you will need something like a gatling gun lol
himself is on it already and herself plays fortnite. im sorted really
Well if you need an expert in zombie type of encounters I've played all resident evil games watched the movies including Shaun of the dead i just might come on handy I'm no Milla jovovich but I'm the next best thing
Really? How good do you look in a very revealing outfit that consists of very few white seat belt strapping?
Would it make us say "bigbaddaboom"?
i had to google what you were on about and when my belly is flatter im defo trying that outfit
Who needs a flat belly?! Go for it! "
I do. No way im putting out my jiggly muffin top for the world to see. stuff of nightmares it is |
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"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all
well yeah thats why ill have a moat with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads you better start digging then how you getting the sharks oh wait what if they drop in on a parachute you will need something like a gatling gun lol
himself is on it already and herself plays fortnite. im sorted really
Well if you need an expert in zombie type of encounters I've played all resident evil games watched the movies including Shaun of the dead i just might come on handy I'm no Milla jovovich but I'm the next best thing
Really? How good do you look in a very revealing outfit that consists of very few white seat belt strapping?
Would it make us say "bigbaddaboom"?
i had to google what you were on about and when my belly is flatter im defo trying that outfit
You can use mine if you want once I'm finished with it lol
scottyguy might not let you out of it though "
I doubt it would ever come off once it's on it would be too late for the soap lol |
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"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
Oh god its the bread and milk epidemic all over again people bread and tea won't save us all
well yeah thats why ill have a moat with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads you better start digging then how you getting the sharks oh wait what if they drop in on a parachute you will need something like a gatling gun lol
himself is on it already and herself plays fortnite. im sorted really
Well if you need an expert in zombie type of encounters I've played all resident evil games watched the movies including Shaun of the dead i just might come on handy I'm no Milla jovovich but I'm the next best thing
Really? How good do you look in a very revealing outfit that consists of very few white seat belt strapping?
Would it make us say "bigbaddaboom"?
i had to google what you were on about and when my belly is flatter im defo trying that outfit
Who needs a flat belly?! Go for it!
I do. No way im putting out my jiggly muffin top for the world to see. stuff of nightmares it is"
Well you certainly have the ass for it and there is nothing wrong with your belly look at me that's what you call stuff of nightmares |
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By *man79Man
over a year ago
newry dundalk. warrenpoint |
"I’m preparing by buying boxes of condoms. 30 pack on amazon for 20squids. #Bargain!!
The world could end before they get to you "
Next day delivery lad. Bman79 always thinks ahead |
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"I’m preparing by buying boxes of condoms. 30 pack on amazon for 20squids. #Bargain!!
The world could end before they get to you
Next day delivery lad. Bman79 always thinks ahead"
Good thinking but wouldn't it be easier to get them from dealz alot cheaper lol |
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"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing "
I'm moving to yours. I'll bring toilet paper |
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By *man79Man
over a year ago
newry dundalk. warrenpoint |
"I’m preparing by buying boxes of condoms. 30 pack on amazon for 20squids. #Bargain!!
The world could end before they get to you
Next day delivery lad. Bman79 always thinks ahead
Good thinking but wouldn't it be easier to get them from dealz alot cheaper lol"
That means going into an actual shop. Bman79 does not have time for that! |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"I’m preparing by buying boxes of condoms. 30 pack on amazon for 20squids. #Bargain!!
The world could end before they get to you
Next day delivery lad. Bman79 always thinks ahead
Good thinking but wouldn't it be easier to get them from dealz alot cheaper lol
That means going into an actual shop. Bman79 does not have time for that!"
Far too cool for that malarkey |
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"I’m preparing by buying boxes of condoms. 30 pack on amazon for 20squids. #Bargain!!
The world could end before they get to you
Next day delivery lad. Bman79 always thinks ahead
Good thinking but wouldn't it be easier to get them from dealz alot cheaper lol
That means going into an actual shop. Bman79 does not have time for that!"
Ah yeah good point so many things to do in so little time I suggest a sex doll just in case if things get too bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To all the dopes who have bought 27 bottles of soap, leaving none for others,
you do realise in order to not get covid 19 you need others to wash their hands too. You thundering fools !!!!!! |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"To all the dopes who have bought 27 bottles of soap, leaving none for others,
you do realise in order to not get covid 19 you need others to wash their hands too. You thundering fools !!!!!!"
so funny but so true as well |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
I'm moving to yours. I'll bring toilet paper "
Four gremlins living here as well just to give u a heads up but well squeeze ya in no bother. Bring tea bags and tayto. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To all the dopes who have bought 27 bottles of soap, leaving none for others,
you do realise in order to not get covid 19 you need others to wash their hands too. You thundering fools !!!!!!"
Buahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my mum told me before she and my kids left the house for a weekend in Kerry: honey, make sure to buy some things. You know apocalypse is coming! Smiled, waved me and said: have fun!
Hahaha
Corona virus or other bs wouldn't kill me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it's funny all the ppl who are freaking out and saying how desperate it is and everyone is gonna perish... but somehow they are going to be the only ones to live thorough it because they bought extra bog roll and a million bars of soap |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
7 billion people on the planet, 110,000 cases with 4000 deaths and 60,000 fully recovered.
I won't panic just yet.
You're actually more likely to win the Euromillions than die from corona virus. |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"7 billion people on the planet, 110,000 cases with 4000 deaths and 60,000 fully recovered.
I won't panic just yet.
You're actually more likely to win the Euromillions than die from corona virus."
Look i want my moat and laser sharks ok |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"7 billion people on the planet, 110,000 cases with 4000 deaths and 60,000 fully recovered.
I won't panic just yet.
You're actually more likely to win the Euromillions than die from corona virus.
Look i want my moat and laser sharks ok "
No reasons or explanations needed to get something as awesome as that  |
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By *HandDNCouple
over a year ago
Dublin |
"PLEASE please someone tell me. What is it with the toilet roll ?????"
Australia get most of their toilet rolls from China so there is panic now that there'll be a shortage. Apparently what is produced in Oz itself is packaged with packaging from China.
Friend has confirmed that it has gotten ridiculous in the shops She only managed to pick up 18 rolls on Wednesday but that there's no shortage of wine so she's no panicking just yet
I'm thinking the panic here and in UK is a case of monkey see monkey do... Someone's sees that's there's panic on social media so stocks up without realising that we will probably never have a shortage here (no idea where ours is manufactured) |
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"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food. So this is it. Doomsday is on the way. So Having watched a couple of episodes of doomsday preppers i now consider myself quite the expert and have sent himself out to dig a moat around the house and fill said moat with sharks with lasers on their heads (thank you austin powers for that gem) my eldest plays a lot of fortnite so i know shell be a sharp shot with the paintball gun. How are all of you guys preparing
I'm moving to yours. I'll bring toilet paper
Four gremlins living here as well just to give u a heads up but well squeeze ya in no bother. Bring tea bags and tayto. "
If you see Mr tayto running up its ok it's just me ok I thought we could make muchos |
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"7 billion people on the planet, 110,000 cases with 4000 deaths and 60,000 fully recovered.
I won't panic just yet.
You're actually more likely to win the Euromillions than die from corona virus.
Look i want my moat and laser sharks ok
No reasons or explanations needed to get something as awesome as that "
The whip just got cracked there better do what she says |
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"Im going to stock up before all those panic buyers get it all  "
Your leaving it a little late ain't ya all them hand sanitizers are flying off the shelves it's only a matter of time the bread, milk,tea bags and taytos is next we can use tayto as currency when the shit hits the fan |
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over a year ago
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"Im going to stock up before all those panic buyers get it all
Your leaving it a little late ain't ya all them hand sanitizers are flying off the shelves it's only a matter of time the bread, milk,tea bags and taytos is next we can use tayto as currency when the shit hits the fan "
Oh no, we will have to eat king |
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"Im going to stock up before all those panic buyers get it all
Your leaving it a little late ain't ya all them hand sanitizers are flying off the shelves it's only a matter of time the bread, milk,tea bags and taytos is next we can use tayto as currency when the shit hits the fan
Oh no, we will have to eat king "
We can use that as secondary currency just incase someone decides to make too many tayto sandwiches |
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By *orny guy !Man
over a year ago
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Local Chinese takeaway lastnight & Chinese woman behind counter wearing a face mask & saying we need to take this more seriously. A customer freaked out, left food behind & ran out of the place lol |
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"Local Chinese takeaway lastnight & Chinese woman behind counter wearing a face mask & saying we need to take this more seriously. A customer freaked out, left food behind & ran out of the place lol"
My daughter works in a Chinese at the weekend, business has plummeted over the last couple of weeks. |
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"Local Chinese takeaway lastnight & Chinese woman behind counter wearing a face mask & saying we need to take this more seriously. A customer freaked out, left food behind & ran out of the place lol
My daughter works in a Chinese at the weekend, business has plummeted over the last couple of weeks. "
Had Chinese last week actually like there is nothing wrong with the food or the Chinese people here themselves I've even heard stories of Asian children being picked on in schools because of this very bad carry on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Local Chinese takeaway lastnight & Chinese woman behind counter wearing a face mask & saying we need to take this more seriously. A customer freaked out, left food behind & ran out of the place lol
My daughter works in a Chinese at the weekend, business has plummeted over the last couple of weeks.
Had Chinese last week actually like there is nothing wrong with the food or the Chinese people here themselves I've even heard stories of Asian children being picked on in schools because of this very bad carry on "
The usual mix of racism and ignorance. |
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"Local Chinese takeaway lastnight & Chinese woman behind counter wearing a face mask & saying we need to take this more seriously. A customer freaked out, left food behind & ran out of the place lol
My daughter works in a Chinese at the weekend, business has plummeted over the last couple of weeks.
Had Chinese last week actually like there is nothing wrong with the food or the Chinese people here themselves I've even heard stories of Asian children being picked on in schools because of this very bad carry on
The usual mix of racism and ignorance. "
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"Local Chinese takeaway lastnight & Chinese woman behind counter wearing a face mask & saying we need to take this more seriously. A customer freaked out, left food behind & ran out of the place lol
My daughter works in a Chinese at the weekend, business has plummeted over the last couple of weeks.
Had Chinese last week actually like there is nothing wrong with the food or the Chinese people here themselves I've even heard stories of Asian children being picked on in schools because of this very bad carry on
The usual mix of racism and ignorance. "
It's a disgrace it's not hard to teach our kids to be civilised and to respect their peers regardless where they are from and I have to say one the most friendly people you can meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When should we expect this to happen? 
Friday... it's the 13th. We're all doomed."
Thank you!
Just pencilling it into the Diary
"End of World"
You wouldnt have a time per chance? |
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"When should we expect this to happen?
Friday... it's the 13th. We're all doomed.
Thank you!
Just pencilling it into the Diary
"End of World"
You wouldnt have a time per chance? "
9pm approximately. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When should we expect this to happen?
Friday... it's the 13th. We're all doomed.
Thank you!
Just pencilling it into the Diary
"End of World"
You wouldnt have a time per chance?
9pm approximately. "
Excellent, see you hell on Saturday |
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"Just up in tesco and people are going nuts buying toilet paper and tins of canned food.
Well maybe they should cut back on the beans "
with all the baked beans they eating they gonna need toilet paper be shitting like new born babies |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I'm going to cook chinese tonight.
U do know its against his humane rights to be put sitting in a boiling cauldron and adding vegetables
Not to mention cannibalism "
At this stage I thought it might be less risky than Italian. |
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"When should we expect this to happen?
Friday... it's the 13th. We're all doomed.
Thank you!
Just pencilling it into the Diary
"End of World"
You wouldnt have a time per chance?
9pm approximately.
Excellent, see you hell on Saturday "
Can we make that Sunday? |
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"Looks like Paddy's day will be cancelled or postponed, so start stockpiling booze for home festivities. "
I've never been to a St. Patrick's day parade in my life. I'll probably feel like I'm missing out if it gets cancelled. |
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"Looks like Paddy's day will be cancelled or postponed, so start stockpiling booze for home festivities.
I've never been to a St. Patrick's day parade in my life. I'll probably feel like I'm missing out if it gets cancelled. "
never in your life really ???? Blimley even I’ve been to a few |
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"Looks like Paddy's day will be cancelled or postponed, so start stockpiling booze for home festivities.
I've never been to a St. Patrick's day parade in my life. I'll probably feel like I'm missing out if it gets cancelled. "
Will we organise a FAB Paddys day parade. |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Looks like Paddy's day will be cancelled or postponed, so start stockpiling booze for home festivities.
I've never been to a St. Patrick's day parade in my life. I'll probably feel like I'm missing out if it gets cancelled. "
Im half hoping our one will be. I really dont fancy walking in the cold and rain again |
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"Looks like Paddy's day will be cancelled or postponed, so start stockpiling booze for home festivities.
I've never been to a St. Patrick's day parade in my life. I'll probably feel like I'm missing out if it gets cancelled. "
You have missed nothing, believe me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When should we expect this to happen?
Friday... it's the 13th. We're all doomed."
That doesn't suit me - it's my birthday on the Monday...
Could we put it off until the Tuesday?? |
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"Looks like Paddy's day will be cancelled or postponed, so start stockpiling booze for home festivities.
I've never been to a St. Patrick's day parade in my life. I'll probably feel like I'm missing out if it gets cancelled. never in your life really ???? Blimley even I’ve been to a few "
Can't be doing with all that americanised malarkey. Croke Park for the club finals used to be my regular day out until they went and moved them to a different day. Grrrrrrrrr! |
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"Looks like Paddy's day will be cancelled or postponed, so start stockpiling booze for home festivities.
I've never been to a St. Patrick's day parade in my life. I'll probably feel like I'm missing out if it gets cancelled.
You have missed nothing, believe me "
I know but y'know the way you'd be, like!  |
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"Looks like Paddy's day will be cancelled or postponed, so start stockpiling booze for home festivities.
I've never been to a St. Patrick's day parade in my life. I'll probably feel like I'm missing out if it gets cancelled.
Will we organise a FAB Paddys day parade. "
A Mickeys day parade, or a parade of Mickeys is all you want! |
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"Looks like Paddy's day will be cancelled or postponed, so start stockpiling booze for home festivities.
I've never been to a St. Patrick's day parade in my life. I'll probably feel like I'm missing out if it gets cancelled.
Im half hoping our one will be. I really dont fancy walking in the cold and rain again"
A couple of sneezes in the right place could fix it! |
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