"Oh look, the new model BMW/ merc/ AUDI ( pattern forming) -indicators must be an optional extra or the fucker don't know how to use em"
Most of them couldn't afford the indicators, arrogant dimwits. |
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"What do you say most about bad driving mine is fucking indicators and for fuck sake you'd get an artic through there"
I like your honesty admitting you're a bad driver with your indicators and foul language at other drivers. For drivers like you, there is help available. If you contact the RSA they will gladly point you in the right direction to retrain you with your bad motoring habits.  |
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By *ean299Man
over a year ago
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Coming up behind a slow driver and thinking "s/he is driving like they have no where to go and all day to get there "
Waiting impatiently for a driver to pull out at a junction "what the hell are you waiting for - a feckin written invitation?" |
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"What do you say most about bad driving mine is fucking indicators and for fuck sake you'd get an artic through there
I like your honesty admitting you're a bad driver with your indicators and foul language at other drivers. For drivers like you, there is help available. If you contact the RSA they will gladly point you in the right direction to retrain you with your bad motoring habits. "
let me guess you drive at about 60 in a 100 zone holding all the traffic up behind you cause you think you are a good safe driver |
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Ohhhh you're going to fly up the arse of me while i'm doing 120 in the overtaking lane whilst i'm proceeding to get by 2 cars and back into that lane?!......Brake test!!!
Are you driving Miss Daisy in that thing?!
Indicate ya prick ya!! |
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The light's green, fuckin' gooooo!!!!
I swear to God, some drivers in front at traffic lights must be like "Ah right, the light has turned green, ok emmmmm let me just put this clutch down here, right emmm ok now let's just put it into first gear here, ok and then emmm handbrake off, clutch up a bit, this here accelerator"
By the time they go through their whole daydreamy thought process and get through the light it has turned red again. CUNTS!!!!!  |
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If you have to drive that slow you shouldn't be driving!
A regular one in my wee home town.
I actually believe we should have to resist the test when we renew our licences. Some people forget how to drive safely. |
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"What do you say most about bad driving mine is fucking indicators and for fuck sake you'd get an artic through there"
middle lane drivers on 3 Lane motorway. hold up all the traffic. really annoys me. and most drivers can't use a roundabout |
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Just because he came up on the left of the HGV right in my blindspot at traffic lights and mugged me off for almost squashing him when the lights turned green |
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Large percentage of male drivers who (a) dont know how to use an indicator (b) think nothing of side swiping you on a roundabout because they have fuck all clue how to use them (c) are in general complete wank bags who think they own the road because they are driving a bmw, audi, merc or a jeep |
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"Large percentage of male drivers who (a) dont know how to use an indicator (b) think nothing of side swiping you on a roundabout because they have fuck all clue how to use them (c) are in general complete wank bags who think they own the road because they are driving a bmw, audi, merc or a jeep"
I top up my BMW Indicator fluid once a week  |
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"Large percentage of male drivers who (a) dont know how to use an indicator (b) think nothing of side swiping you on a roundabout because they have fuck all clue how to use them (c) are in general complete wank bags who think they own the road because they are driving a bmw, audi, merc or a jeep
I top up my BMW Indicator fluid once a week "
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