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My plan to overthrow the fab matriarchy
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Step 1 - stops goving them that sweet sweet D that'll show them.
That is all the steps.
This concludes my plan.
Gentlemen in a mere 3 years of hand lotion love we can start regaining our rightfull power. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Step 1 - stops goving them that sweet sweet D that'll show them.
That is all the steps.
This concludes my plan.
Gentlemen in a mere 3 years of hand lotion love we can start regaining our rightfull power."
That's a great plan I bow down to your wisdom oh wise one  I think tho maybe 3 years is a wee bit hopeful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stop feeding them cake and creme eggs...that will sort them out "
Omg I nearly dropped my creme egg there. Somebody quick delete his post. The audacity to remove cake
I'm only here for the cake like. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Stop feeding them cake and creme eggs...that will sort them out
Omg I nearly dropped my creme egg there. Somebody quick delete his post. The audacity to remove cake
I'm only here for the cake like. "
Funny, I'm here for the sausage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stop feeding them cake and creme eggs...that will sort them out
Omg I nearly dropped my creme egg there. Somebody quick delete his post. The audacity to remove cake
I'm only here for the cake like.
Funny, I'm here for the sausage. "
I tried that hadn't worked out to well so I've settled for cake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stop feeding them cake and creme eggs...that will sort them out
Omg I nearly dropped my creme egg there. Somebody quick delete his post. The audacity to remove cake
I'm only here for the cake like.
Funny, I'm here for the sausage. "
Great we can overthrow DH now and the rest after easter..... |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Stop feeding them cake and creme eggs...that will sort them out
Omg I nearly dropped my creme egg there. Somebody quick delete his post. The audacity to remove cake
I'm only here for the cake like.
Funny, I'm here for the sausage. "
I'm greedy I like both |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Step 1 - stops goving them that sweet sweet D that'll show them.
That is all the steps.
This concludes my plan.
Gentlemen in a mere 3 years of hand lotion love we can start regaining our rightfull power."
Are you our John Connor? Prophesied leader of the resistance? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Ok ladies let's just bamboozle them with boobies and their measly plan will fall asunder  "
Never understood why so many had to die in wars over the years....just send in women with their boobies out and we'd be putty in their hands
A very cunning plan |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Step 1 - stops goving them that sweet sweet D that'll show them.
That is all the steps.
This concludes my plan.
Gentlemen in a mere 3 years of hand lotion love we can start regaining our rightfull power.
Are you our John Connor? Prophesied leader of the resistance?"
I dont consider myself a hero.... you did say hero right? |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Stop feeding them cake and creme eggs...that will sort them out
Omg I nearly dropped my creme egg there. Somebody quick delete his post. The audacity to remove cake
I'm only here for the cake like.
Funny, I'm here for the sausage. "
Frankfurter maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Step 1 - stops goving them that sweet sweet D that'll show them.
That is all the steps.
This concludes my plan.
Gentlemen in a mere 3 years of hand lotion love we can start regaining our rightfull power.
Are you our John Connor? Prophesied leader of the resistance?
I dont consider myself a hero.... you did say hero right? "
I didn’t exactly but it was strongly implied  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Stop feeding them cake and creme eggs...that will sort them out
Omg I nearly dropped my creme egg there. Somebody quick delete his post. The audacity to remove cake
I'm only here for the cake like.
Funny, I'm here for the sausage.
Frankfurter maybe "
Proper bratwurst |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Never mind cake!!
What about the finger roll?
Or even a cream horn?
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Look if its on your wishlist I'll get them for ye as long as you share
I've never done the finger roll or the cream horn but I'm willing |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is"
Iv one in shed il help ya  |
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"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya "
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels"
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence...... |
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"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......"
yeeehawww bring it on |
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"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......"
Give them cake and distract them |
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"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......
Give them cake and distract them"
Not this time RB |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......"
Love people, not war! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......"
You mean violence doesnt solve every problem  fook! |
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"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......
You mean violence doesnt solve every problem fook!"
well see how long they would last with no nookie. im off to find torches |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......
You mean violence doesnt solve every problem fook!
well see how long they would last with no nookie. im off to find torches"
7 fecking years is how long.....I'm off to find buckets of water to throw over your torch
This is going in a different direction to where the op thought it was going to go |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......
You mean violence doesnt solve every problem fook!
well see how long they would last with no nookie. im off to find torches"
Ha ha ha your threat of no sex tk the fab men is meaningless..... |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......
Give them cake and distract them"
Ohh did someone mention cake
What kind of cake |
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"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......
Give them cake and distract them
Ohh did someone mention cake
What kind of cake "
Ginger cake |
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"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......
You mean violence doesnt solve every problem fook!
well see how long they would last with no nookie. im off to find torches
Ha ha ha your threat of no sex tk the fab men is meaningless....."
isnt to my hubs lmao |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......
Give them cake and distract them
Ohh did someone mention cake
What kind of cake
Ginger cake "
Ohhh my favourite |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......
Give them cake and distract them
Ohh did someone mention cake
What kind of cake
Ginger cake "
Ohh ginger |
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"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......
You mean violence doesnt solve every problem fook!
well see how long they would last with no nookie. im off to find torches
7 fecking years is how long.....I'm off to find buckets of water to throw over your torch
This is going in a different direction to where the op thought it was going to go "
ah BM not my torches  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......
You mean violence doesnt solve every problem fook!
well see how long they would last with no nookie. im off to find torches
7 fecking years is how long.....I'm off to find buckets of water to throw over your torch
This is going in a different direction to where the op thought it was going to go
ah BM not my torches "
I'm afraid of all the hair on my chest going on fire
Mrs |
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"oooh sounds like a rebellion is starting. Im in
Woohoo girl power
If the men are gonna start their shenanigans ill all for a beatdown. wonder where my old hurley is
Iv one in shed il help ya
excellent. so we have two hurleys and ill find my mma gloves. dont want to feckin up my knuckles. we need more ladies and high heels
Can everyone please see above....
We are staging a peaceful protest to our unjust treatment... and this oppressive powers answer? Violence......
You mean violence doesnt solve every problem fook!
well see how long they would last with no nookie. im off to find torches
7 fecking years is how long.....I'm off to find buckets of water to throw over your torch
This is going in a different direction to where the op thought it was going to go
ah BM not my torches
I'm afraid of all the hair on my chest going on fire
Mrs "
ok for you i wont use torches then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So I'm sitting in insomnia having coffee and cake with a vision of us sexy ladies in stockings suspenders and heels, boobs on show with Hurley's in our hand fending off a shower of creme eggs been thrown by semi clad men hiding in the bushes |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"So I'm sitting in insomnia having coffee and cake with a vision of us sexy ladies in stockings suspenders and heels, boobs on show with Hurley's in our hand fending off a shower of creme eggs been thrown by semi clad men hiding in the bushes "
You had me at "So " |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I'm sitting in insomnia having coffee and cake with a vision of us sexy ladies in stockings suspenders and heels, boobs on show with Hurley's in our hand fending off a shower of creme eggs been thrown by semi clad men hiding in the bushes
Feck hiding in the bushes, I’ll sitting with you having coffee and cake and collecting the cream eggs to enjoy later "
Thanks at least someone offered to meet me today xx |
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"So I'm sitting in insomnia having coffee and cake with a vision of us sexy ladies in stockings suspenders and heels, boobs on show with Hurley's in our hand fending off a shower of creme eggs been thrown by semi clad men hiding in the bushes
Feck hiding in the bushes, I’ll sitting with you having coffee and cake and collecting the cream eggs to enjoy later
Thanks at least someone offered to meet me today xx"
If it wasn’t for the whole having to work thing I’d have popped up. Always next week though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I'm sitting in insomnia having coffee and cake with a vision of us sexy ladies in stockings suspenders and heels, boobs on show with Hurley's in our hand fending off a shower of creme eggs been thrown by semi clad men hiding in the bushes
Feck hiding in the bushes, I’ll sitting with you having coffee and cake and collecting the cream eggs to enjoy later
Thanks at least someone offered to meet me today xx
If it wasn’t for the whole having to work thing I’d have popped up. Always next week though "
Work is such an inconvenience |
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"So I'm sitting in insomnia having coffee and cake with a vision of us sexy ladies in stockings suspenders and heels, boobs on show with Hurley's in our hand fending off a shower of creme eggs been thrown by semi clad men hiding in the bushes "
No that sounds like an excellent scenario. |
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"So I'm sitting in insomnia having coffee and cake with a vision of us sexy ladies in stockings suspenders and heels, boobs on show with Hurley's in our hand fending off a shower of creme eggs been thrown by semi clad men hiding in the bushes
Feck hiding in the bushes, I’ll sitting with you having coffee and cake and collecting the cream eggs to enjoy later
Thanks at least someone offered to meet me today xx
If it wasn’t for the whole having to work thing I’d have popped up. Always next week though
Work is such an inconvenience "
I know. All that coffee and cake won’t eat and drink itself |
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"So I'm sitting in insomnia having coffee and cake with a vision of us sexy ladies in stockings suspenders and heels, boobs on show with Hurley's in our hand fending off a shower of creme eggs been thrown by semi clad men hiding in the bushes
Feck hiding in the bushes, I’ll sitting with you having coffee and cake and collecting the cream eggs to enjoy later
Aww Billy this is so you
I’m a sucker for coffee and cake. And boobs
And chocolate "
White hot chocolate?
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"But but but those sweet sweet irresistible bewbz. The deck is loaded.
Stay strong my friend day 1 will be the hardest....probably......till day 2"
I was hoping the day we meet you’d be the hardest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"But but but those sweet sweet irresistible bewbz. The deck is loaded.
Stay strong my friend day 1 will be the hardest....probably......till day 2
I was hoping the day we meet you’d be the hardest "
Ah bea do ya have some crackers for that cheese |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guys wait is this not supposed to be our rebellion against the matriarchy. We need all men to get out on the front line here we need to eat all the cake and creme eggs or at least use it all for the bargaining |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"So I'm sitting in insomnia having coffee and cake with a vision of us sexy ladies in stockings suspenders and heels, boobs on show with Hurley's in our hand fending off a shower of creme eggs been thrown by semi clad men hiding in the bushes
Feck hiding in the bushes, I’ll sitting with you having coffee and cake and collecting the cream eggs to enjoy later
Aww Billy this is so you
I’m a sucker for coffee and cake. And boobs
And chocolate
White hot chocolate?
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Tease |
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