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With block buttons burning out recently due to overuse as a direct result of forum threads or individual comments it poses the question about false advertising.
A profile name designed to pull you in or give you a false sense of security because you expect the person behind that name to bear some resemblance to their chosen title.
Then you meet and find its all smoke and mirrors.
Just as it is on here when the nastiness kicks in and their true colours appear. |
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over a year ago
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"Are you saying all those pussylicker, tonguefannyfiddler and clithoover profiles are actually sheit at oral? 
Lol.
Like.. there a fair few "milfs" I most certainly dont want to fuck
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Or hotwives who just aren't? |
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"Are you saying all those pussylicker, tonguefannyfiddler and clithoover profiles are actually sheit at oral?
Lol.
Like.. there a fair few "milfs" I most certainly dont want to fuck
Or hotwives who just aren't? "
Loads!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you saying all those pussylicker, tonguefannyfiddler and clithoover profiles are actually sheit at oral?
Lol.
Like.. there a fair few "milfs" I most certainly dont want to fuck
Or hotwives who just aren't?
Loads!
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I can confirm my brain 100% says heylookbooobs on a regular basis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you saying all those pussylicker, tonguefannyfiddler and clithoover profiles are actually sheit at oral?
Lol.
Like.. there a fair few "milfs" I most certainly dont want to fuck
Or hotwives who just aren't?
Loads!
I can confirm my brain 100% says heylookbooobs on a regular basis "
Is it strange that I am completely convinced by this? |
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One guy we met was disappointed with our username, said I wasn’t really a bbw, seeing our confusion he stuttered “ but you are curvy “ ?? we then learned what bbw stands for, we thought it stood for big breasted woman lol |
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"Or the unsolicited abusive messages from those who go to great lengths in their profile to tell what a fun loving, nice guy they are  "
Don't forget, they're genuine too!
Genuine dickheads of course, but still genuine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry now but I want to bring back the dude who threw that massive hissy fit this morning. Fark that guy was hideous....I mean hilarious. His post just got deleted.... I'm gutted but the best read I've had in a while.
Such a douche  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry now but I want to bring back the dude who threw that massive hissy fit this morning. Fark that guy was hideous....I mean hilarious. His post just got deleted.... I'm gutted but the best read I've had in a while.
Such a douche "
Fab gold I literally stalked that thread last night. Still trying to figure who was the fatty referred too |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
I donno Bo is an old nickname and I am just Bo. I never pretend to be anything I'm not
But I must agree some of the names on here really don't tie in some of the messages I get at times. Even the odd coffee meet has ended up with me pretty shocked by the person who has turned up compared to the person who I thought was going to be there. It is all smoke and mirrors until you meet usually tho you get a good idea of the person if you chat for a while.
I don't know I guess sometimes reality does bite  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Sorry now but I want to bring back the dude who threw that massive hissy fit this morning. Fark that guy was hideous....I mean hilarious. His post just got deleted.... I'm gutted but the best read I've had in a while.
Such a douche
Fab gold I literally stalked that thread last night. Still trying to figure who was the fatty referred too"
Oh I saw that thread early this morning made good reading tho. He was in such a tantrum I guess he had no choice but to leave after |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I guess I need to be honest here... I cannot fit a plant pot in my handbag, nor can I fly using my umbrella.  "
Ya but can you make Dick Van Dykes dance?
Oh god thats bad even by my standards |
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"Sorry now but I want to bring back the dude who threw that massive hissy fit this morning. Fark that guy was hideous....I mean hilarious. His post just got deleted.... I'm gutted but the best read I've had in a while.
Such
Fab gold I literally stalked that thread last night. Still trying to figure who was the fatty referred too
Oh I saw that thread early this morning made good reading tho. He was in such a tantrum I guess he had no choice but to leave after "
Dammmm I must have missed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I guess I need to be honest here... I cannot fit a plant pot in my handbag, nor can I fly using my umbrella.
Ya but can you make Dick Van Dykes dance?
Oh god thats bad even by my standards"
I try my best.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cards on the table time, I guess. I have been dreading this day.
*sighs and paused for dramatic effect*
I’m not really a character from Gone with the Wind, but it’s true that I couldn’t give a damn.
I feel better for that admission |
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Some choose their usernames to reflect who they are ,some absolutely don't (ourselves included )-No big deal imo.Only by observing people on forums or chatting in pm can we get a feel for what people are like . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im going to be honest...I'm not of the Bog...Im a Dub
To the fab dungeons with you!!!
Ok sure look I'll try anything once....a little bit scared but good things happen in there right ?"
Sure, you're safe with me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cards on the table time, I guess. I have been dreading this day.
*sighs and paused for dramatic effect*
I’m not really a character from Gone with the Wind, but it’s true that I couldn’t give a damn.
I feel better for that admission "
But, but, you wear a cravat, right? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Im going to be honest...I'm not of the Bog...Im a Dub
To the fab dungeons with you!!!
Ok sure look I'll try anything once....a little bit scared but good things happen in there right ?
Sure, you're safe with me "
Said the spider to the fly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cards on the table time, I guess. I have been dreading this day.
*sighs and paused for dramatic effect*
I’m not really a character from Gone with the Wind, but it’s true that I couldn’t give a damn.
I feel better for that admission "
Do you at least have a terribly sexy southern American drawl??!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cards on the table time, I guess. I have been dreading this day.
*sighs and paused for dramatic effect*
I’m not really a character from Gone with the Wind, but it’s true that I couldn’t give a damn.
I feel better for that admission
But, but, you wear a cravat, right? "
Sometimes but I wear it around my tuna torpedo for presentation purposes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cards on the table time, I guess. I have been dreading this day.
*sighs and paused for dramatic effect*
I’m not really a character from Gone with the Wind, but it’s true that I couldn’t give a damn.
I feel better for that admission
Do you at least have a terribly sexy southern American drawl??!! "
I don’t even have that... the shame as my house of cards comes down.
I’ve got an Aussie accent so hopefully that helps substitute somewhat.  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"Cards on the table time, I guess. I have been dreading this day.
*sighs and paused for dramatic effect*
I’m not really a character from Gone with the Wind, but it’s true that I couldn’t give a damn.
I feel better for that admission
Do you at least have a terribly sexy southern American drawl??!!
I don’t even have that... the shame as my house of cards comes down.
I’ve got an Aussie accent so hopefully that helps substitute somewhat. "
That's even better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cards on the table time, I guess. I have been dreading this day.
*sighs and paused for dramatic effect*
I’m not really a character from Gone with the Wind, but it’s true that I couldn’t give a damn.
I feel better for that admission
Do you at least have a terribly sexy southern American drawl??!!
I don’t even have that... the shame as my house of cards comes down.
I’ve got an Aussie accent so hopefully that helps substitute somewhat. "
No you should be way too busy at other things for anyone to notice what accent you have  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you saying all those pussylicker, tonguefannyfiddler and clithoover profiles are actually sheit at oral? "
Now that you put it like that, what evidence is there to support those statements? Has empirical proof been obtained? Was a scientific, double blind study done?
I really have issues with people throwing unsubstantiated claims like that
Speaking of which, how many dogs have been hunted down, and how sterling of a doctor am I? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cards on the table time, I guess. I have been dreading this day.
*sighs and paused for dramatic effect*
I’m not really a character from Gone with the Wind, but it’s true that I couldn’t give a damn.
I feel better for that admission
Do you at least have a terribly sexy southern American drawl??!!
I don’t even have that... the shame as my house of cards comes down.
I’ve got an Aussie accent so hopefully that helps substitute somewhat. "
Swoooon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cards on the table time, I guess. I have been dreading this day.
*sighs and paused for dramatic effect*
I’m not really a character from Gone with the Wind, but it’s true that I couldn’t give a damn.
I feel better for that admission "
*gasps* but... But... Surely the moustache and the swamp sweat are there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m flattered that my accent has been warmly received
I’ve been in Ireland a few years so I rarely shout crickey when doing the nudie tango now 
But have you called anyone Sheila "
Not yet, but are you looking for volunteer? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I’m flattered that my accent has been warmly received
I’ve been in Ireland a few years so I rarely shout crickey when doing the nudie tango now
But have you called anyone Sheila
Not yet, but are you looking for volunteer? "
Think I’d melt at your feet |
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"Are you saying all those pussylicker, tonguefannyfiddler and clithoover profiles are actually sheit at oral?
Lol.
Like.. there a fair few "milfs" I most certainly dont want to fuck
Or hotwives who just aren't?
Loads!
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Aren't who?.. wives or hot?
Or both?
Because it's just loads of blokes on a couple's profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m flattered that my accent has been warmly received
I’ve been in Ireland a few years so I rarely shout crickey when doing the nudie tango now
But have you called anyone Sheila
Not yet, but are you looking for volunteer?
Think I’d melt at your feet "
I think you’d be just fine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m flattered that my accent has been warmly received
I’ve been in Ireland a few years so I rarely shout crickey when doing the nudie tango now
But have you called anyone Sheila
Not yet, but are you looking for volunteer?
Think I’d melt at your feet
I think you’d be just fine "
A bucket full of ice should prevent spontaneous self melting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m flattered that my accent has been warmly received
I’ve been in Ireland a few years so I rarely shout crickey when doing the nudie tango now
But have you called anyone Sheila
Not yet, but are you looking for volunteer?
Think I’d melt at your feet
I think you’d be just fine
A bucket full of ice should prevent spontaneous self melting "
Good idea! Plus ice comes in very handy when playing. If you haven’t inserted an ice cube into a warm and wet lady then licked the seepage then I’d recommend it. It is also a nice sensation for both to feel the cold contrast inside her as you ease in.
Or so I’ve heard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually, I hate to hear someone moaning at the top of their voice.
One thing that I see regularly from women on here (and maybe from men) is that people get nasty when rejected. Why so? Are egos that fragile? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Actually, I hate to hear someone moaning at the top of their voice.
One thing that I see regularly from women on here (and maybe from men) is that people get nasty when rejected. Why so? Are egos that fragile?"
The most fragile substance in the universe... Elephant in a china shop has nothing on it, in terms of fragility. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't get it. You don't like what I have to offer? That's fine.
I've had sexual experiences where I might have compromised on something I shouldn't have and that one little annoyance up front becomes the thing you kick yourself about after the fact. I wouldn't want to have sex with someone who isn't into me, regardless of how hot they were. Why get nasty about it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like my name inquisitive lady. I think it is a good insight as to who I am. I am inquisitive about all that here has to offer me.If I didn't like my name or didn't like the impression it gave off about me then really its a very simple solution. I would change it . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm just savvy to female nature, and all the silly little tricks MOST women play to manipulate unsuspecting men.
* Causing drama
*Crying
* Delusional bullshit
* Shit testing
* Man shaming tactics & language
* Nagging & bombarding
* Feminist propaganda
* Damseling- pretending to be helpless.
*Using sex or the promise of sex to avoid being held accountable for their mistakes.
I'm probably the most laid back and easy-going guy you are ever likely to meet, but I'm not a romantic fool who worships women either.
I just think men need to educate themselves how women operate.
I enjoy meeting women of all ages, shapes and sizes for naughty fun. I just refuse to become involved with their drama and bullshit
Not my monkey, Not my circus
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I'm just savvy to female nature, and all the silly little tricks MOST women play to manipulate unsuspecting men.
* Causing drama
*Crying
* Delusional bullshit
* Shit testing
* Man shaming tactics & language
* Nagging & bombarding
* Feminist propaganda
* Damseling- pretending to be helpless.
*Using sex or the promise of sex to avoid being held accountable for their mistakes.
I'm probably the most laid back and easy-going guy you are ever likely to meet, but I'm not a romantic fool who worships women either.
I just think men need to educate themselves how women operate.
I enjoy meeting women of all ages, shapes and sizes for naughty fun. I just refuse to become involved with their drama and bullshit
Not my monkey, Not my circus
"
I'm so glad a man like you has taken the time to educate all the men on here.
I've learned so much from you over the last week or so from reading all your posts in every thread I seem to look at.
I'd say you know more about women than most of the women on here and I really appreciate that you take your time to share you vast knowledge of these wonderful creatures
Thanks again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm just savvy to female nature, and all the silly little tricks MOST women play to manipulate unsuspecting men.
* Causing drama
*Crying
* Delusional bullshit
* Shit testing
* Man shaming tactics & language
* Nagging & bombarding
* Feminist propaganda
* Damseling- pretending to be helpless.
*Using sex or the promise of sex to avoid being held accountable for their mistakes.
I'm probably the most laid back and easy-going guy you are ever likely to meet, but I'm not a romantic fool who worships women either.
I just think men need to educate themselves how women operate.
I enjoy meeting women of all ages, shapes and sizes for naughty fun. I just refuse to become involved with their drama and bullshit
Not my monkey, Not my circus
I'm so glad a man like you has taken the time to educate all the men on here.
I've learned so much from you over the last week or so from reading all your posts in every thread I seem to look at.
I'd say you know more about women than most of the women on here and I really appreciate that you take your time to share you vast knowledge of these wonderful creatures
Thanks again "
He is like the Dalai Lama of female knowledge and all things fanny related.
If it wasn’t for his valuable contributions then none of us would ever have a chance. |
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"I'm just savvy to female nature, and all the silly little tricks MOST women play to manipulate unsuspecting men.
* Causing drama
*Crying
* Delusional bullshit
* Shit testing
* Man shaming tactics & language
* Nagging & bombarding
* Feminist propaganda
* Damseling- pretending to be helpless.
*Using sex or the promise of sex to avoid being held accountable for their mistakes.
I'm probably the most laid back and easy-going guy you are ever likely to meet, but I'm not a romantic fool who worships women either.
I just think men need to educate themselves how women operate.
I enjoy meeting women of all ages, shapes and sizes for naughty fun. I just refuse to become involved with their drama and bullshit
Not my monkey, Not my circus
I'm so glad a man like you has taken the time to educate all the men on here.
I've learned so much from you over the last week or so from reading all your posts in every thread I seem to look at.
I'd say you know more about women than most of the women on here and I really appreciate that you take your time to share you vast knowledge of these wonderful creatures
Thanks again "
Even I've learned where I've been going wrong no wonder I've been single since 98 lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm just savvy to female nature, and all the silly little tricks MOST women play to manipulate unsuspecting men.
* Causing drama
*Crying
* Delusional bullshit
* Shit testing
* Man shaming tactics & language
* Nagging & bombarding
* Feminist propaganda
* Damseling- pretending to be helpless.
*Using sex or the promise of sex to avoid being held accountable for their mistakes.
I'm probably the most laid back and easy-going guy you are ever likely to meet, but I'm not a romantic fool who worships women either.
I just think men need to educate themselves how women operate.
I enjoy meeting women of all ages, shapes and sizes for naughty fun. I just refuse to become involved with their drama and bullshit
Not my monkey, Not my circus
"
Need more than Juan Sheet for that load of shite |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I'm just savvy to female nature, and all the silly little tricks MOST women play to manipulate unsuspecting men.
* Causing drama
*Crying
* Delusional bullshit
* Shit testing
* Man shaming tactics & language
* Nagging & bombarding
* Feminist propaganda
* Damseling- pretending to be helpless.
*Using sex or the promise of sex to avoid being held accountable for their mistakes.
I'm probably the most laid back and easy-going guy you are ever likely to meet, but I'm not a romantic fool who worships women either.
I just think men need to educate themselves how women operate.
I enjoy meeting women of all ages, shapes and sizes for naughty fun. I just refuse to become involved with their drama and bullshit
Not my monkey, Not my circus
I'm so glad a man like you has taken the time to educate all the men on here.
I've learned so much from you over the last week or so from reading all your posts in every thread I seem to look at.
I'd say you know more about women than most of the women on here and I really appreciate that you take your time to share you vast knowledge of these wonderful creatures
Thanks again
Even I've learned where I've been going wrong no wonder I've been single since 98 lol"
And to think when we woke up this morning we didn't realise the knowledge we were going to learn about women |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"I'm just savvy to female nature, and all the silly little tricks MOST women play to manipulate unsuspecting men.
* Causing drama
*Crying
* Delusional bullshit
* Shit testing
* Man shaming tactics & language
* Nagging & bombarding
* Feminist propaganda
* Damseling- pretending to be helpless.
*Using sex or the promise of sex to avoid being held accountable for their mistakes.
I'm probably the most laid back and easy-going guy you are ever likely to meet, but I'm not a romantic fool who worships women either.
I just think men need to educate themselves how women operate.
I enjoy meeting women of all ages, shapes and sizes for naughty fun. I just refuse to become involved with their drama and bullshit
Not my monkey, Not my circus
I'm so glad a man like you has taken the time to educate all the men on here.
I've learned so much from you over the last week or so from reading all your posts in every thread I seem to look at.
I'd say you know more about women than most of the women on here and I really appreciate that you take your time to share you vast knowledge of these wonderful creatures
Thanks again
Even I've learned where I've been going wrong no wonder I've been single since 98 lol
And to think when we woke up this morning we didn't realise the knowledge we were going to learn about women "
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"I'm just savvy to female nature, and all the silly little tricks MOST women play to manipulate unsuspecting men.
* Causing drama
*Crying
* Delusional bullshit
* Shit testing
* Man shaming tactics & language
* Nagging & bombarding
* Feminist propaganda
* Damseling- pretending to be helpless.
*Using sex or the promise of sex to avoid being held accountable for their mistakes.
I'm probably the most laid back and easy-going guy you are ever likely to meet, but I'm not a romantic fool who worships women either.
I just think men need to educate themselves how women operate.
I enjoy meeting women of all ages, shapes and sizes for naughty fun. I just refuse to become involved with their drama and bullshit
Not my monkey, Not my circus
I'm so glad a man like you has taken the time to educate all the men on here.
I've learned so much from you over the last week or so from reading all your posts in every thread I seem to look at.
I'd say you know more about women than most of the women on here and I really appreciate that you take your time to share you vast knowledge of these wonderful creatures
Thanks again
Even I've learned where I've been going wrong no wonder I've been single since 98 lol
And to think when we woke up this morning we didn't realise the knowledge we were going to learn about women "
Learn something new every day BM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most - but not all women nowadays are as fake as fuck.
*Fake hair
*Fake tan
*Fake eyebrows
*Fake eyelashes
*Fake nails
*Fake breasts
*Fake smile -veneers
*Fake designer labels
Oh and "most" women over the age of 30 hide behind carefully constructed bullshit fake personalities.
Oh and most women don't want to hear the truth, just tell them beautiful lies
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Most - but not all women nowadays are as fake as fuck.
*Fake hair
*Fake tan
*Fake eyebrows
*Fake eyelashes
*Fake nails
*Fake breasts
*Fake smile -veneers
*Fake designer labels
Oh and "most" women over the age of 30 hide behind carefully constructed bullshit fake personalities.
Oh and most women don't want to hear the truth, just tell them beautiful lies
"
Thats fighting talk cause my Mammy is none of those things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most - but not all women nowadays are as fake as fuck.
*Fake hair
*Fake tan
*Fake eyebrows
*Fake eyelashes
*Fake nails
*Fake breasts
*Fake smile -veneers
*Fake designer labels
Oh and "most" women over the age of 30 hide behind carefully constructed bullshit fake personalities.
Oh and most women don't want to hear the truth, just tell them beautiful lies
"
You’ve been hurt. Need a hug? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Most - but not all women nowadays are as fake as fuck.
*Fake hair
*Fake tan
*Fake eyebrows
*Fake eyelashes
*Fake nails
*Fake breasts
*Fake smile -veneers
*Fake designer labels
Oh and "most" women over the age of 30 hide behind carefully constructed bullshit fake personalities.
Oh and most women don't want to hear the truth, just tell them beautiful lies
You’ve been hurt. Need a hug? "
I'm now reading your posts in an Aussie accent in my head ffs |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Most - but not all women nowadays are as fake as fuck.
*Fake hair
*Fake tan
*Fake eyebrows
*Fake eyelashes
*Fake nails
*Fake breasts
*Fake smile -veneers
*Fake designer labels
Oh and "most" women over the age of 30 hide behind carefully constructed bullshit fake personalities.
Oh and most women don't want to hear the truth, just tell them beautiful lies
"
Ok I’m none of the above don’t even have my ears pierced ffs |
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Let's be truthful then. This thread was started partly in response to forum posts by men not women and before anyone wheels out the white knight comment the other reason for writing it was these so called "men" have no qualms about involving other unsuspecting men in their fab schemes and plans even though they've never spoken to or engaged with them ever.
So before anyone uses the word fake they need to consider the number of men who are so desperate they have to hang on the coattails of others. |
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"Most - but not all women nowadays are as fake as fuck.
*Fake hair
*Fake tan
*Fake eyebrows
*Fake eyelashes
*Fake nails
*Fake breasts
*Fake smile -veneers
*Fake designer labels
Oh and "most" women over the age of 30 hide behind carefully constructed bullshit fake personalities.
Oh and most women don't want to hear the truth, just tell them beautiful lies
You’ve been hurt. Need a hug?
I'm now reading your posts in an Aussie accent in my head ffs"
Crikey mate, I’m a flaming galah and sorry to piss on your lamington. Struth, I hope things go back to being bonza in two shakes of a dingoes tail |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Most - but not all women nowadays are as fake as fuck.
*Fake hair
*Fake tan
*Fake eyebrows
*Fake eyelashes
*Fake nails
*Fake breasts
*Fake smile -veneers
*Fake designer labels
Oh and "most" women over the age of 30 hide behind carefully constructed bullshit fake personalities.
Oh and most women don't want to hear the truth, just tell them beautiful lies
You’ve been hurt. Need a hug?
I'm now reading your posts in an Aussie accent in my head ffs
Crikey mate, I’m a flaming galah and sorry to piss on your lamington. Struth, I hope things go back to being bonza in two shakes of a dingoes tail"
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well i dont need to go to the gym tonight. I think ive done enough eyerolling and grimacing that my facial muscles have toned considerably and now look 10 years younger so i can get rid of all my fake add ons and just continue being a fake bitch without the resting bitch face. yay |
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I might be MGTOW, although I enjoy female company in small doses. I do enjoy being balls deep in a nice tight pulsating pussy.
Well they do say If women didn't have vaginas, men would never talk to them |
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By *elle xWoman
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"I might be MGTOW, although I enjoy female company in small doses. I do enjoy being balls deep in a nice tight pulsating pussy.
Well they do say If women didn't have vaginas, men would never talk to them "
No man has ever talked to my vagina |
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"I’m flattered that my accent has been warmly received
I’ve been in Ireland a few years so I rarely shout crickey when doing the nudie tango now
But have you called anyone Sheila
Not yet, but are you looking for volunteer?
Think I’d melt at your feet
I think you’d be just fine
A bucket full of ice should prevent spontaneous self melting
Good idea! Plus ice comes in very handy when playing. If you haven’t inserted an ice cube into a warm and wet lady then licked the seepage then I’d recommend it. It is also a nice sensation for both to feel the cold contrast inside her as you ease in.
Or so I’ve heard "
Added to sexbucket list.
Knew the ice cube play was missing something.
Rhett is your zodiac sign water related ?
"Tears in the rain " yesterday(#RIP Rutger), swimming pool pic , ice play today.
Any more splashing ideas?
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"Most - but not all women nowadays are as fake as fuck.
*Fake hair
*Fake tan
*Fake eyebrows
*Fake eyelashes
*Fake nails
*Fake breasts
*Fake smile -veneers
*Fake designer labels
Oh and "most" women over the age of 30 hide behind carefully constructed bullshit fake personalities.
Oh and most women don't want to hear the truth, just tell them beautiful lies
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I fucken hear ya buddy..... I have a thread going you might be interested in..I think your the kinda guy we need |
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"I might be MGTOW, although I enjoy female company in small doses. I do enjoy being balls deep in a nice tight pulsating pussy.
Well they do say If women didn't have vaginas, men would never talk to them
No man has ever talked to my vagina "
Unfortunately, I can't say the same. |
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