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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is there such a thing as the perfect opening line? Something that would instantly grab your attention. Is a little humour a good start or is it best to exchange pleasantries untill you get to know the person better? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All of the one liners that have worked on me have been very funny. But they're hard to pull off. Most are just awkward and a little gross.
Best one I can remember was a guy who said "I'd hide every chair in the world just so you had to sit on my face". SOLD. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All of the one liners that have worked on me have been very funny. But they're hard to pull off. Most are just awkward and a little gross.
Best one I can remember was a guy who said "I'd hide every chair in the world just so you had to sit on my face". SOLD. "
Funny enough some guy used the same line on me and it just made me cringe (genuinely not a fan of face sitting  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All of the one liners that have worked on me have been very funny. But they're hard to pull off. Most are just awkward and a little gross.
Best one I can remember was a guy who said "I'd hide every chair in the world just so you had to sit on my face". SOLD.
Funny enough some guy used the same line on me and it just made me cringe (genuinely not a fan of face sitting ) "
There ya go! The humour is tricky cos every woman will take it differently. |
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"All of the one liners that have worked on me have been very funny. But they're hard to pull off. Most are just awkward and a little gross.
Best one I can remember was a guy who said "I'd hide every chair in the world just so you had to sit on my face". SOLD.
Funny enough some guy used the same line on me and it just made me cringe (genuinely not a fan of face sitting ) "
Ah but what if he was a true gent and offered to hold your tits as you fucked his tongue?
Now that would surely be hard to refuse   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To OP- there is no magic work for all line.
Yes, sometimes something genuinely funny and witty will make you stand out, but chances are that another 50 people have already sent that line.
Exchanging polite pleasantries is pointless - another 650 people already sent all the "hi, hope you're keeping well, how's fab treating you/how's your weekend" messages.
One and only magic that will ever work - And I can't stress it enough, I really REALLY mean it! Take a notebook and make a note if you have to...
One and only golden rule :
Read people's profiles!!!!
(I'm not saying you Don't, I don't know you)
In written profiles people express what they're after, what they're into and what they do not wish to receive.
Take it from there. If after reading a full profile you have nothing to say - just don't say anything, put them in their hotlist, maybe some day you will come up with something or maybe even their status update will inspire you.
Few things to avoid- copy pasting messages- lazy and definitely not cool; also telling people you've read their profile when you clearly haven't- most will just block you there and then.
Best of luck |
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"To OP- there is no magic work for all line.
Yes, sometimes something genuinely funny and witty will make you stand out, but chances are that another 50 people have already sent that line.
Exchanging polite pleasantries is pointless - another 650 people already sent all the "hi, hope you're keeping well, how's fab treating you/how's your weekend" messages.
One and only magic that will ever work - And I can't stress it enough, I really REALLY mean it! Take a notebook and make a note if you have to...
One and only golden rule :
Read people's profiles!!!!
(I'm not saying you Don't, I don't know you)
In written profiles people express what they're after, what they're into and what they do not wish to receive.
Take it from there. If after reading a full profile you have nothing to say - just don't say anything, put them in their hotlist, maybe some day you will come up with something or maybe even their status update will inspire you.
Few things to avoid- copy pasting messages- lazy and definitely not cool; also telling people you've read their profile when you clearly haven't- most will just block you there and then.
Best of luck "
Spot on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To OP- there is no magic work for all line.
Yes, sometimes something genuinely funny and witty will make you stand out, but chances are that another 50 people have already sent that line.
Exchanging polite pleasantries is pointless - another 650 people already sent all the "hi, hope you're keeping well, how's fab treating you/how's your weekend" messages.
One and only magic that will ever work - And I can't stress it enough, I really REALLY mean it! Take a notebook and make a note if you have to...
One and only golden rule :
Read people's profiles!!!!
(I'm not saying you Don't, I don't know you)
In written profiles people express what they're after, what they're into and what they do not wish to receive.
Take it from there. If after reading a full profile you have nothing to say - just don't say anything, put them in their hotlist, maybe some day you will come up with something or maybe even their status update will inspire you.
Few things to avoid- copy pasting messages- lazy and definitely not cool; also telling people you've read their profile when you clearly haven't- most will just block you there and then.
Best of luck "
This is the best advice you'll get. Lazy messages are so boring and such a turn off. My personal pet hate is the "you're stunning" messages. All they do is tell me that the man has decent eyesight. Is his clarity of vision supposed to make me wet? No! If you can't think of something genuinely interesting to say, hotlist them and something might ocurr to you later. Or better yet, keep an eye on them in the forums and try to start a conversation there. It might take more time but you'll get a far higher conversion rate, I promise! |
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