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over a year ago
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"I'm just making a non post about non posting , and those that non post ! is it just the worst ? feel free to comment and lets see how long it takes to change into something completely different  "
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"Cows can walk up a set of stairs but not down them.
This can lead to some serious embarrassment if your wife arrives home early 
You should stick to sheeps, McCarthy.  "
Sheep are the best invention ever. They're great at cuddles, they have lovely bottoms, you can make clothes or of their fleeces and they'll even grow more, you can eat them and they're terribly good at cuddles, or did I mention that already?  |
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over a year ago
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"Cows can walk up a set of stairs but not down them.
This can lead to some serious embarrassment if your wife arrives home early
You should stick to sheeps, McCarthy.
Sheep are the best invention ever. They're great at cuddles, they have lovely bottoms, you can make clothes or of their fleeces and they'll even grow more, you can eat them and they're terribly good at cuddles, or did I mention that already? "
Do you cuddle them after you eat them....ya big ol romantic ya |
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"Cows can walk up a set of stairs but not down them.
This can lead to some serious embarrassment if your wife arrives home early
You should stick to sheeps, McCarthy.
Sheep are the best invention ever. They're great at cuddles, they have lovely bottoms, you can make clothes or of their fleeces and they'll even grow more, you can eat them and they're terribly good at cuddles, or did I mention that already?
Do you cuddle them after you eat them....ya big ol romantic ya"
I know, I know. I'm an old fashioned kinda guy! |
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over a year ago
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"Cows can walk up a set of stairs but not down them.
This can lead to some serious embarrassment if your wife arrives home early
You should stick to sheeps, McCarthy.
Sheep are the best invention ever. They're great at cuddles, they have lovely bottoms, you can make clothes or of their fleeces and they'll even grow more, you can eat them and they're terribly good at cuddles, or did I mention that already? "
if shove the back legs in your wellies they cant get away lol |
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"Cows can walk up a set of stairs but not down them.
This can lead to some serious embarrassment if your wife arrives home early
You should stick to sheeps, McCarthy.
Sheep are the best invention ever. They're great at cuddles, they have lovely bottoms, you can make clothes or of their fleeces and they'll even grow more, you can eat them and they're terribly good at cuddles, or did I mention that already? if shove the back legs in your wellies they cant get away lol "
Top tip! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also agree that grapes are highly underrated
Yeah, better used in combination with whipped cream to land on woman's body than squeezed into a btl of wine  "
It takes about 400 grapes to make a bottle of wine so save yourself the hastle and just buy one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im definitely a non poster on posts like this so I'm saying nothing!!! But while I'm here,did you know that the left testicle hangs lower than the right for most men? "
Reminds me of that famous Chinese man Wun Hun Lo |
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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago
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"Cows can walk up a set of stairs but not down them.
This can lead to some serious embarrassment if your wife arrives home early
You should stick to sheeps, McCarthy.
Sheep are the best invention ever. They're great at cuddles, they have lovely bottoms, you can make clothes or of their fleeces and they'll even grow more, you can eat them and they're terribly good at cuddles, or did I mention that already? if shove the back legs in your wellies they cant get away lol
Top tip! "
Snip sent to Smokey!
Thanks Michael!   |
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