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If carlsberg did fab it would be....
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If Carlsberg did Fab, every woman you winked/messaged would immediately reply with a date and time to meet, subject to your approval, along with listing exactly what she had in mind, some of which would stretch your boundaries a touch and tell you her work had already paid for the hotel room and mini bar.
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Silver & Gold Site Supporters would be Free, Fab would Pay you for Your photos For the guys... Girls would be begging for "What are you into" or "Hello" Messages with several cock pics attached. You get weekly invites to parties. Also when you type a one liner message fab will automatically adapt this into several paragraphs of pussy wetting words to ensure the you get a reply.
There would be daily parties, albeit with Carlsberg on tap as well as large screens with footballs greatest moments on repeat.
For the Ladies..Fab would pay you for all cock pics received, the one liner messages would be a thing of the past, fab would have a panel of free babysitters and clowns to entertain the kids while you popped out for a regular meet, at parties, there would be make up artist and hair dressers to ensure you looked your best, fab would invent comfortable high heels you could walk home in instead of flats.
For those who are Fab Single, Site Supporters can be paid in cash at your local street corners, card payments come up as Trocaire on your bank statement.
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