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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
the wire of your bra coming out of your bra and sticking into your boob and you cant change it so you have to keep adjusting the bra but it makes it worse and now people think youre touching yourself up in public 
worse things ever. im sure the fellas have a few stories with their wangs ha ha |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Hipster underwear that rides up your leg so that its strangling your crotch. Then when you adjust it you look like your have a fiddle with yourself 
Just don’t wear any  "
they still fiddle with themselves. they cant help it. i think they do it to check it hasnt fallen off |
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"Knowing that you have something to do, but can’t remember for the life of me what
i had that yesterday. remembered it a 6 o clock this morning. was having a lovely sleep and all"
Better late than never |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Waving at a car passing by after a beep only to realise they beeped at the dude behind ya
In the country we salute all cars, sure it’s only nice. "
The cars appreciate that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Charging your dead phone over night but forgetting to turn on the switch at the plug 
A fuckity fuck fuck moment K!
Lots of fucks DT 
kaizer loves the fucks though so hes happy "
Fuck off  |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Charging your dead phone over night but forgetting to turn on the switch at the plug
A fuckity fuck fuck moment K!
Lots of fucks DT
kaizer loves the fucks though so hes happy
Fuck off "
 ya love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the wire of your bra coming out of your bra and sticking into your boob and you cant change it so you have to keep adjusting the bra but it makes it worse and now people think youre touching yourself up in public
worse things ever. im sure the fellas have a few stories with their wangs ha ha"
God I hear you..... hate when it happens  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Uncontrolled erections as a younger lad with a lot of sexy girls around .
Also informative in a way to spot the shy ones, who turned away Vs the cheeky grinned eyed ones who kept looking  "
Uncontrollable erections as an older lad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the wire of your bra coming out of your bra and sticking into your boob and you cant change it so you have to keep adjusting the bra but it makes it worse and now people think youre touching yourself up in public
worse things ever. im sure the fellas have a few stories with their wangs ha ha"
couldn't agree more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hipster underwear that rides up your leg so that its strangling your crotch. Then when you adjust it you look like your have a fiddle with yourself
Just don’t wear any "
That would probably cause a few more problems especially when I’m looking on here  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Hipster underwear that rides up your leg so that its strangling your crotch. Then when you adjust it you look like your have a fiddle with yourself
Just don’t wear any
That would probably cause a few more problems especially when I’m looking on here "
Possibly but would be nice for those looking at you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're sitting in packed car park waiting for a space. Then some cocksucker wheels in a swipes it from under your very nose.... Damn you all the way to hell |
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When someone mouths off at you in a pub and you think this is it, a legitimate chance for self defence with witnesses and youre all happy and stand your ground and all like "MAKE A MOVE MOTHERFUCKER, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LETS GO"
and they dont. It's like a woman sliding her vagina up and down your dick but not letting you stick it in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone mouths off at you in a pub and you think this is it, a legitimate chance for self defence with witnesses and youre all happy and stand your ground and all like "MAKE A MOVE MOTHERFUCKER, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LETS GO"
and they dont. It's like a woman sliding her vagina up and down your dick but not letting you stick it in."
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishments are you frequenting? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"When someone mouths off at you in a pub and you think this is it, a legitimate chance for self defence with witnesses and youre all happy and stand your ground and all like "MAKE A MOVE MOTHERFUCKER, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LETS GO"
and they dont. It's like a woman sliding her vagina up and down your dick but not letting you stick it in."
Oh ffs |
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"When someone mouths off at you in a pub and you think this is it, a legitimate chance for self defence with witnesses and youre all happy and stand your ground and all like "MAKE A MOVE MOTHERFUCKER, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LETS GO"
and they dont. It's like a woman sliding her vagina up and down your dick but not letting you stick it in.
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishments are you frequenting? "
mental health ones. |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Going out this morning with my trousers inside out never realised till i went into the shop 
were they jeggings? coz if they were you are not alone in putting them on inside out "
Yup denim jeggins the devil clothing |
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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Going out this morning with my trousers inside out never realised till i went into the shop
were they jeggings? coz if they were you are not alone in putting them on inside out
Yup denim jeggins the devil clothing "
i got rid of mine. I had to. its not fun being on the school run and realising they are inside out. no choice but to brazen it out. the piss taking was unbearable |
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"Realising you have been wearing your top inside out all day "
Not realising it's not your top.
Yeah, sorry, only seeing I'm wearing your T-shirt B .
Want to swap back and get Mickey back let me know.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mistakenly thinking you won the national lottery 
Waking up and realizing it's still only 2010 and Woy Hodgeson is still the manager"
Those really were dark days G-Dogg |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Realising you have been wearing your top inside out all day
Not realising it's not your top.
Yeah, sorry, only seeing I'm wearing your T-shirt B .
Want to swap back and get Mickey back let me know.
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You can’t steal my Mickey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Needing a wee when your having lunch alone.
I'm afraid the enthusiastic staff will clear away my coffee if I leave the table 
Or steal your seat "
Feckers! I'm busting here |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Needing a wee when your having lunch alone.
I'm afraid the enthusiastic staff will clear away my coffee if I leave the table
Or steal your seat
Feckers! I'm busting here "
Ya may live up to your fab name so soon |
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By *abKenMan
over a year ago
Dundalk |
"Needing a wee when your having lunch alone.
I'm afraid the enthusiastic staff will clear away my coffee if I leave the table
Or steal your seat
Feckers! I'm busting here
Ya may live up to your fab name so soon "
An annoying twonk of a Freakoid pretending to be you in a group chat |
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"Realising you have been wearing your top inside out all day
Not realising it's not your top.
Yeah, sorry, only seeing I'm wearing your T-shirt B .
Want to swap back and get Mickey back let me know.
You can’t steal my Mickey "
I spark minds to get bodies to follow into Mickey's trap and only steal souls
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Realising you have been wearing your top inside out all day
Not realising it's not your top.
Yeah, sorry, only seeing I'm wearing your T-shirt B .
Want to swap back and get Mickey back let me know.
You can’t steal my Mickey
I spark minds to get bodies to follow into Mickey's trap and only steal souls
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Needing a wee when your having lunch alone.
I'm afraid the enthusiastic staff will clear away my coffee if I leave the table
Or steal your seat
Feckers! I'm busting here
Ya may live up to your fab name so soon "
It was touch and go there for a while! |
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