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"Went out this morning with my trousers inside out never realised till i went into the shop......(denim jeggins)  "
Awe noooo.... I walked around my job yesterday morning with my zip open and my tucked in shirt sticking out of it  |
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I met a woman on a date several years ago, we got our drinks from the bar and sat down somewhere comfortable to chat and see if there was a mutual attraction.
I was expecting a bit of pleasant banter, but I was gobsmacked when casually mentioned that she had escaped from the Scientology movement, and her former partner was a wealthy well known celeb. She was totally convinced while she slept those Scientologists had anesthetized her, and had placed one of their mind control microchip devices inside her brain and they were listening to her thoughts..
Now I've met a fair few bat-shit crazy delusional women on my travels over the years, but this lady raised a red flag straight away. I'm not a misguided white knight or rescuer of distressed damsel's, so this stage I had decided I just couldn't be arsed with any ensuing drama that was likely to occur and was about to make my excuses and do a runner.
My parting advice to her was purchase a roll of tinfoil and some sellotape at the nearest shop, and fashion the aforementioned items into a hat that would most likely block the worst of the evil Scientology mind control ray
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"I met a woman on a date several years ago, we got our drinks from the bar and sat down somewhere comfortable to chat and see if there was a mutual attraction.
I was expecting a bit of pleasant banter, but I was gobsmacked when casually mentioned that she had escaped from the Scientology movement, and her former partner was a wealthy well known celeb. She was totally convinced while she slept those Scientologists had anesthetized her, and had placed one of their mind control microchip devices inside her brain and they were listening to her thoughts..
Now I've met a fair few bat-shit crazy delusional women on my travels over the years, but this lady raised a red flag straight away. I'm not a misguided white knight or rescuer of distressed damsel's, so this stage I had decided I just couldn't be arsed with any ensuing drama that was likely to occur and was about to make my excuses and do a runner.
My parting advice to her was purchase a roll of tinfoil and some sellotape at the nearest shop, and fashion the aforementioned items into a hat that would most likely block the worst of the evil Scientology mind control ray
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"I met a woman on a date several years ago, we got our drinks from the bar and sat down somewhere comfortable to chat and see if there was a mutual attraction.
I was expecting a bit of pleasant banter, but I was gobsmacked when casually mentioned that she had escaped from the Scientology movement, and her former partner was a wealthy well known celeb. She was totally convinced while she slept those Scientologists had anesthetized her, and had placed one of their mind control microchip devices inside her brain and they were listening to her thoughts..
Now I've met a fair few bat-shit crazy delusional women on my travels over the years, but this lady raised a red flag straight away. I'm not a misguided white knight or rescuer of distressed damsel's, so this stage I had decided I just couldn't be arsed with any ensuing drama that was likely to occur and was about to make my excuses and do a runner.
My parting advice to her was purchase a roll of tinfoil and some sellotape at the nearest shop, and fashion the aforementioned items into a hat that would most likely block the worst of the evil Scientology mind control ray
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Mary Lou McDonald was canvassing in a nursing home. She goes up to an old lady in a wheelchair and says "Good morning, do you know who I am ? " the old lady replies " The lady at reception is extremely helpful, she'll tell you" |
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"Mary Lou McDonald was canvassing in a nursing home. She goes up to an old lady in a wheelchair and says "Good morning, do you know who I am ? " the old lady replies " The lady at reception is extremely helpful, she'll tell you" "
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