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My female rateing process
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lads I've developed my own female rateing system I'd swear by it and I'd just like to share it out with the lads of fab.
1 must have good banter
2 a big broad smile in the first pic ( no sour puss)
3 if her Tae is shite turn on your heel and walk away
5 if she doesn't gasp when she first sees Percy your in bother
6 must not be a selfish lover
7 limit your cuddles to no longer then 39 seconds
8 avoid long gazes
9 leave the motor pointed out to the road
10 and this is major if she lands out with a plate of rich tea biscuits"RUN LIKE FOOK"
 I hope lads this helps yous out on your fab journey
And remember keep the spitting end out lol "keep her country boys"
Hardy obe gmtv Cbbc and all round nice guy |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Lads I've developed my own female rateing system I'd swear by it and I'd just like to share it out with the lads of fab.
1 must have good banter
2 a big broad smile in the first pic ( no sour puss)
3 if her Tae is shite turn on your heel and walk away
5 if she doesn't gasp when she first sees Percy your in bother
6 must not be a selfish lover
7 limit your cuddles to no longer then 39 seconds
8 avoid long gazes
9 leave the motor pointed out to the road
10 and this is major if she lands out with a plate of rich tea biscuits"RUN LIKE FOOK"
I hope lads this helps yous out on your fab journey
And remember keep the spitting end out lol "keep her country boys"
Hardy obe gmtv Cbbc and all round nice guy "
39 seconds is not enough for a cuddle |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"Lads I've developed my own female rateing system I'd swear by it and I'd just like to share it out with the lads of fab.
1 must have good banter
2 a big broad smile in the first pic ( no sour puss)
3 if her Tae is shite turn on your heel and walk away
5 if she doesn't gasp when she first sees Percy your in bother
6 must not be a selfish lover
7 limit your cuddles to no longer then 39 seconds
8 avoid long gazes
9 leave the motor pointed out to the road
10 and this is major if she lands out with a plate of rich tea biscuits"RUN LIKE FOOK"
I hope lads this helps yous out on your fab journey
And remember keep the spitting end out lol "keep her country boys"
Hardy obe gmtv Cbbc and all round nice guy "
Well I fail anyhow crap banter and cuddles last at least 40.5 seconds long  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Girls... Be aware this works both ways..
If he has shite banter or a big ego.. Run
If he doesn't offer to make ya tea.. Kick him out
If his 39sec cuddles are longer than his ride.. Block and delete
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Girls... Be aware this works both ways..
If he has shite banter or a big ego.. Run
If he doesn't offer to make ya tea.. Kick him out
If his 39sec cuddles are longer than his ride.. Block and delete
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So spot on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Girls... Be aware this works both ways..
If he has shite banter or a big ego.. Run
If he doesn't offer to make ya tea.. Kick him out
If his 39sec cuddles are longer than his ride.. Block and delete
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100% maybe we should set up our own rating system |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Girls... Be aware this works both ways..
If he has shite banter or a big ego.. Run
If he doesn't offer to make ya tea.. Kick him out
If his 39sec cuddles are longer than his ride.. Block and delete
100% maybe we should set up our own rating system "
What a good idea.. Any suggestions? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Girls... Be aware this works both ways..
If he has shite banter or a big ego.. Run
If he doesn't offer to make ya tea.. Kick him out
If his 39sec cuddles are longer than his ride.. Block and delete
100% maybe we should set up our own rating system "
No better woman for the job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Girls... Be aware this works both ways..
If he has shite banter or a big ego.. Run
If he doesn't offer to make ya tea.. Kick him out
If his 39sec cuddles are longer than his ride.. Block and delete
100% maybe we should set up our own rating system
No better woman for the job "
There are exceptions to the rules though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have to agree with 10, the idea of half a soggy biscuit falling in to my tea is a major turn off "
Probably best bringing a flask of your mammys tae and a packet of your favourite biscuits.. Then you won't be disappointed.. Problem solved.. Your welcome |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Girls... Be aware this works both ways..
If he has shite banter or a big ego.. Run
If he doesn't offer to make ya tea.. Kick him out
If his 39sec cuddles are longer than his ride.. Block and delete
100% maybe we should set up our own rating system
No better woman for the job
There are exceptions to the rules though"
Jack don’t be distracting me I’d bend all the rules for u  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have to agree with 10, the idea of half a soggy biscuit falling in to my tea is a major turn off
Probably best bringing a flask of your mammys tae and a packet of your favourite biscuits.. Then you won't be disappointed.. Problem solved.. Your welcome "
Great advice thanks I don't know why a ham sandwich poped into my head |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"What happened to no. 4
now I need to know what number 4 was 
Now Kaizer wants to know what's 4 and why was it removed?! 
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It’s something that happens between her making you tae and thou showing her Percy what could it be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What happened to no. 4
now I need to know what number 4 was
Now Kaizer wants to know what's 4 and why was it removed?!
It’s something that happens between her making you tae and thou showing her Percy what could it be "
A soggy biscuit!? |
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"What happened to no. 4
now I need to know what number 4 was
Now Kaizer wants to know what's 4 and why was it removed?!
It’s something that happens between her making you tae and thou showing her Percy what could it be
A soggy biscuit!? "
spotted dick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What happened to no. 4
now I need to know what number 4 was
Now Kaizer wants to know what's 4 and why was it removed?!
It’s something that happens between her making you tae and thou showing her Percy what could it be
A soggy biscuit!? "
Maybe he's never made it to no 5 and no 4 is usually where he's thrown out for being a bit of a cunt? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"What happened to no. 4
now I need to know what number 4 was
Now Kaizer wants to know what's 4 and why was it removed?!
It’s something that happens between her making you tae and thou showing her Percy what could it be
A soggy biscuit!?
Maybe he's never made it to no 5 and no 4 is usually where he's thrown out for being a bit of a cunt? "
It’s probably the bit where he says he’s bringing Percy out and she vanishes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry folks to many birthdays
4 is if all you here about is "this one time at band camp " get out you'll not get a word in edgeways "
Or did I tell you about this social I went too... |
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"feck all wrong with rich tea biccies ya snobnow come on their no custard creams Wexford folk for ya  tight as a ducks ass
whos wexford folk??? sorry waterford worse again "
you have nothing to worry about. be no biccies in my house |
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"feck all wrong with rich tea biccies ya snobnow come on their no custard creams Wexford folk for ya tight as a ducks ass
whos wexford folk??? sorry waterford worse again
you have nothing to worry about. be no biccies in my house I rest my case boys probably only have fig rolls "
No biscuits at all actually. Diet. and even if there were some you certainly wouldnt be getting to try any
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies  "
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto |
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"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies "
thats only for posh folk. not for an uneducated peasant like myself |
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"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto "
on brennans bread. hell yeah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto
on brennans bread. hell yeah"
I like you lol  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto
on brennans bread. hell yeah
I like you lol "
What flavour tayto but |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto
on brennans bread. hell yeah
I like you lol
What flavour tayto but "
Cheese and onion.. I've loads in the house busty if you want |
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"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto
on brennans bread. hell yeah
I like you lol
What flavour tayto but "
Cheese and onion |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto
on brennans bread. hell yeah
I like you lol
What flavour tayto but
Cheese and onion.. I've loads in the house busty if you want "
Ohh Rose I’d love some |
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"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto
on brennans bread. hell yeah
I like you lol "
i went through the party box by myself over christmas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto
on brennans bread. hell yeah
I like you lol
What flavour tayto but
Cheese and onion.. I've loads in the house busty if you want
Ohh Rose I’d love some "
Cmon down.. I'll let the tayto delivery man he needs to top me up soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto
on brennans bread. hell yeah
I like you lol
What flavour tayto but
Cheese and onion.. I've loads in the house busty if you want
Ohh Rose I’d love some
Cmon down.. I'll let the tayto delivery man he needs to top me up soon "
And tea
Jeez that's for pussies
I will bring the hard stuff
Who's for a latte |
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"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto
on brennans bread. hell yeah
I like you lol
What flavour tayto but
Cheese and onion.. I've loads in the house busty if you want
Ohh Rose I’d love some
Cmon down.. I'll let the tayto delivery man he needs to top me up soon
And tea
Jeez that's for pussies
I will bring the hard stuff
Who's for a latte "
oh go on. i need one after this morning. can you irish it up for me please. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto
on brennans bread. hell yeah
I like you lol
What flavour tayto but
Cheese and onion.. I've loads in the house busty if you want
Ohh Rose I’d love some
Cmon down.. I'll let the tayto delivery man he needs to top me up soon
And tea
Jeez that's for pussies
I will bring the hard stuff
Who's for a latte
oh go on. i need one after this morning. can you irish it up for me please. "
Il just take the Irish but don’t do coffee or tae |
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"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto
on brennans bread. hell yeah
I like you lol
What flavour tayto but
Cheese and onion.. I've loads in the house busty if you want
Ohh Rose I’d love some
Cmon down.. I'll let the tayto delivery man he needs to top me up soon
And tea
Jeez that's for pussies
I will bring the hard stuff
Who's for a latte
oh go on. i need one after this morning. can you irish it up for me please.
Il just take the Irish but don’t do coffee or tae "
id be on me arse if i just had the irish. even a sniff and id be fecked. u have my share |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto
on brennans bread. hell yeah
I like you lol
What flavour tayto but
Cheese and onion.. I've loads in the house busty if you want
Ohh Rose I’d love some
Cmon down.. I'll let the tayto delivery man he needs to top me up soon
And tea
Jeez that's for pussies
I will bring the hard stuff
Who's for a latte
oh go on. i need one after this morning. can you irish it up for me please.
Il just take the Irish but don’t do coffee or tae
id be on me arse if i just had the irish. even a sniff and id be fecked. u have my share"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this talk of custard creams and rich tea
Thank god I'm a city slicker and we have proper biccies
Have you lot not heard of triple choc cookies
Feck the biscuits.. Its all about the crisps.. Tayto
on brennans bread. hell yeah
I like you lol
What flavour tayto but
Cheese and onion.. I've loads in the house busty if you want
Ohh Rose I’d love some
Cmon down.. I'll let the tayto delivery man he needs to top me up soon
And tea
Jeez that's for pussies
I will bring the hard stuff
Who's for a latte
oh go on. i need one after this morning. can you irish it up for me please.
Il just take the Irish but don’t do coffee or tae
id be on me arse if i just had the irish. even a sniff and id be fecked. u have my share
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OK looks like 2 Irish coffee and a whisky straight up |
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