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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I (Seb) was texting my boss earlier today and auto-correct changed one of the words in my message to "precum" 
I'm a man given to sending filthy text messages full of sexually explicit language using my phone - mostly to my wife, in my defense 
Fortunately I spotted the error on this occasion and a potentially embarrassing situation was averted, but it got me to thinking. Has anyone got themselves in trouble with auto-correct?
I'm guessing most of ye are like us in that our phone dictionaries are full of colourful and anatomical language, so i would expect so. My phone routinely drops the word fuck into sentences without my say-so, but luckily I've been spared blushes, so far!  |
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Not an auto correct, but my brother once sent a "I Jizzed In My Pants" meme to the whole department instead of one guy. Had to call over to the boss to explain.
My advice, learn how to retract sent emails in Outlook before you need to.
If you have to go and google it, it's already too late |
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"Not an auto correct, but my brother once sent a "I Jizzed In My Pants" meme to the whole department instead of one guy. Had to call over to the boss to explain.
My advice, learn how to retract sent emails in Outlook before you need to.
If you have to go and google it, it's already too late"
It doesnt work perfectly as many folks arent on outlook and it wont revoke the email at all.. it just brings attention to the error by sending a second email  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not an auto correct, but my brother once sent a "I Jizzed In My Pants" meme to the whole department instead of one guy. Had to call over to the boss to explain.
My advice, learn how to retract sent emails in Outlook before you need to.
If you have to go and google it, it's already too late
It doesnt work perfectly as many folks arent on outlook and it wont revoke the email at all.. it just brings attention to the error by sending a second email "
Eek. Yeah, only really works if its within a company type thing where everyone is on the same email. And also, if they havent opened it yet. |
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I've gave up correcting auto correct lol
God's knows what I send at times
I once sent my sister an explicit pic of myself
That dreaded moment you hit send and realise its the wrong person
Shouting stop stop stop fucking stop doesn't work  |
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"I've gave up correcting auto correct lol
God's knows what I send at times
I once sent my sister an explicit pic of myself
That dreaded moment you hit send and realise its the wrong person
Shouting stop stop stop fucking stop doesn't work "
Oh dear! I sent a pic of J in the snow in just a fur coat to two of my mates on Facebook messenger luckily it wasn't explicit - the only one in the set that wasn't  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've gave up correcting auto correct lol
God's knows what I send at times
I once sent my sister an explicit pic of myself
That dreaded moment you hit send and realise its the wrong person
Shouting stop stop stop fucking stop doesn't work
Oh dear! I sent a pic of J in the snow in just a fur coat to two of my mates on Facebook messenger luckily it wasn't explicit - the only one in the set that wasn't "
My sister thought it was hilarious !!
She sent a txt back saying
Don't think that was meant for me
Then wanted details who it was meant to go to
Then told her husband
Yep so that was a let's get a joke in for about 6 months non stop  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've gave up correcting auto correct lol
God's knows what I send at times
I once sent my sister an explicit pic of myself
That dreaded moment you hit send and realise its the wrong person
Shouting stop stop stop fucking stop doesn't work
Oh dear! I sent a pic of J in the snow in just a fur coat to two of my mates on Facebook messenger luckily it wasn't explicit - the only one in the set that wasn't
My sister thought it was hilarious !!
She sent a txt back saying
Don't think that was meant for me
Then wanted details who it was meant to go to
Then told her husband
Yep so that was a let's get a joke in for about 6 months non stop "
Aren't families the best
My mates still make jokes about wanking over that pic .. if only they knew |
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"I've gave up correcting auto correct lol
God's knows what I send at times
I once sent my sister an explicit pic of myself
That dreaded moment you hit send and realise its the wrong person
Shouting stop stop stop fucking stop doesn't work
Oh dear! I sent a pic of J in the snow in just a fur coat to two of my mates on Facebook messenger luckily it wasn't explicit - the only one in the set that wasn't
My sister thought it was hilarious !!
She sent a txt back saying
Don't think that was meant for me
Then wanted details who it was meant to go to
Then told her husband
Yep so that was a let's get a joke in for about 6 months non stop
Aren't families the best
My mates still make jokes about wanking over that pic .. if only they knew "
That sounds like a very hot accident  |
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"Once Mrs D texted me " could you get me some cock on your way home from work" what she actually wanted was a bag of coal "
Did you bring her home the cock? |
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"So I (Seb) was texting my boss earlier today and auto-correct changed one of the words in my message to "precum"
I'm a man given to sending filthy text messages full of sexually explicit language using my phone - mostly to my wife, in my defense
Fortunately I spotted the error on this occasion and a potentially embarrassing situation was averted, but it got me to thinking. Has anyone got themselves in trouble with auto-correct?
I'm guessing most of ye are like us in that our phone dictionaries are full of colourful and anatomical language, so i would expect so. My phone routinely drops the word fuck into sentences without my say-so, but luckily I've been spared blushes, so far! "
One time, a previous partner messaged me saying "I think I'm putting on extra weight recently, have you noticed?"
My phone changed nooooo into mooooo.
So I'm sure you can imagine the reply back. |
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