I'm back at work today after my near death experience (man flu) so normal fab service has resumed.
Play among yourselves until I get back and keep the noise down.
Don't spit your dummy out or throw your toys out...... |
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over a year ago
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Stop being such a big wuss!!!.... man flu is absolutely nothing compared to a woman’s monthly period..... that awful time that involves 3 weeks of pre-menstrual tension, mood swings, abnormal cravings, followed by a week of sheer hell, agony, pain and mental torture not to mention the bucket loads of money spent on sanitary pads, tampons, panty liners, fresh wipes and paracetamol...... I go through this EVERY month without fail... the girlfriend just bleeds for a day or 2 then it’s all over!!!  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Stop being such a big wuss!!!.... man flu is absolutely nothing compared to a woman’s monthly period..... that awful time that involves 3 weeks of pre-menstrual tension, mood swings, abnormal cravings, followed by a week of sheer hell, agony, pain and mental torture not to mention the bucket loads of money spent on sanitary pads, tampons, panty liners, fresh wipes and paracetamol...... I go through this EVERY month without fail... the girlfriend just bleeds for a day or 2 then it’s all over!!! "
Brilliant... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You made it
Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order 
I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion "
I'll bring my medical bag just incase |
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"You made it
Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order
I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion "
Tbh the onion wasn't the problem. It's the batter that chafes...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You made it
Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order
I'll still need my mot to keep my motor running. "
Oh I'm on my way.. Just make sure your ready for a full medical |
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"You made it
Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order
I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion
I'll bring my medical bag just incase "
Is that one of those Mary Poppins bags?  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"You made it
Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order
I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion
Tbh the onion wasn't the problem. It's the batter that chafes... "
Ohh need me to lube you up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You made it
Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order
I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion
I'll bring my medical bag just incase
Is that one of those Mary Poppins bags? "
Well I am practically perfect like Mary.. But I've better fashion sense.. No, just lotions and potions |
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"You made it
Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order
I'll still need my mot to keep my motor running.
Oh I'm on my way.. Just make sure your ready for a full medical"
As long as it doesn't involve bending over and coughing? |
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"You made it
Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order
I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion
Tbh the onion wasn't the problem. It's the batter that chafes...
Ohh need me to lube you up "
You just fancy an onion ring don't you? |
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"You made it
Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order
I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion
I'll bring my medical bag just incase
Is that one of those Mary Poppins bags?
Well I am practically perfect like Mary.. But I've better fashion sense.. No, just lotions and potions "
Can you fly like her because I don't want that umbrella anywhere near my helicopter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You made it
Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order
I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion
I'll bring my medical bag just incase
Is that one of those Mary Poppins bags?
Well I am practically perfect like Mary.. But I've better fashion sense.. No, just lotions and potions
Can you fly like her because I don't want that umbrella anywhere near my helicopter "
Nah flying is not one of my abilities.. Sorry  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"You made it
Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order
I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion
Tbh the onion wasn't the problem. It's the batter that chafes...
Ohh need me to lube you up
You just fancy an onion ring don't you? "
Love a good onion ring  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"I'm back at work today after my near death experience (man flu) so normal fab service has resumed.
Play among yourselves until I get back and keep the noise down.
Don't spit your dummy out or throw your toys out......"
Ahh so glad you survived it like the trooper you are. So brave and everything. Puts away horse thermometer I guess I don't need this anymore so  |
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"I'm back at work today after my near death experience (man flu) so normal fab service has resumed.
Play among yourselves until I get back and keep the noise down.
Don't spit your dummy out or throw your toys out......
Ahh so glad you survived it like the trooper you are. So brave and everything. Puts away horse thermometer I guess I don't need this anymore so "
I told you to put that away. The first couple of times were an accident but after that it's just an obsession |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"I'm back at work today after my near death experience (man flu) so normal fab service has resumed.
Play among yourselves until I get back and keep the noise down.
Don't spit your dummy out or throw your toys out......
Ahh so glad you survived it like the trooper you are. So brave and everything. Puts away horse thermometer I guess I don't need this anymore so
I told you to put that away. The first couple of times were an accident but after that it's just an obsession "
Ah but you have such a nice bum. And to be fair you seemed to be enjoying it |
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"I'm back at work today after my near death experience (man flu) so normal fab service has resumed.
Play among yourselves until I get back and keep the noise down.
Don't spit your dummy out or throw your toys out......
Ahh so glad you survived it like the trooper you are. So brave and everything. Puts away horse thermometer I guess I don't need this anymore so
I told you to put that away. The first couple of times were an accident but after that it's just an obsession
Ah but you have such a nice bum. And to be fair you seemed to be enjoying it "
What can I say? I'm a stallion |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"I'm back at work today after my near death experience (man flu) so normal fab service has resumed.
Play among yourselves until I get back and keep the noise down.
Don't spit your dummy out or throw your toys out......
Ahh so glad you survived it like the trooper you are. So brave and everything. Puts away horse thermometer I guess I don't need this anymore so
I told you to put that away. The first couple of times were an accident but after that it's just an obsession
Ah but you have such a nice bum. And to be fair you seemed to be enjoying it
What can I say? I'm a stallion "
Oh that you are |
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