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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Does going for a walk count as a good social. I walk my dog every day going to parks and different places. And would very much love the company. Like no ones under pressure. Fresh air and exercise ect ect... What you people think
Oooohh and I really need verified so an opportunity with no pressure for someone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I absolutely love going for walk for a Fab social as long as he's not the murdery type. Get some fresh air exercise and hopefully some good banter and maybe a little kiss on the way. It's also a good excuse to show off my ass in lycra |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I absolutely love going for walk for a Fab social as long as he's not the murdery type. Get some fresh air exercise and hopefully some good banter and maybe a little kiss on the way. It's also a good excuse to show off my ass in lycra "
The murdery type.. Lol.. My thoughts exactly |
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By *oingMan
over a year ago
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"I absolutely love going for walk for a Fab social as long as he's not the murdery type. Get some fresh air exercise and hopefully some good banter and maybe a little kiss on the way. It's also a good excuse to show off my ass in lycra "
Can you walk in front of me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I absolutely love going for walk for a Fab social as long as he's not the murdery type. Get some fresh air exercise and hopefully some good banter and maybe a little kiss on the way. It's also a good excuse to show off my ass in lycra
Can you walk in front of me "
I so wouldn't mind getting lost in the bushes with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So if one of the two people on the walk is unfamiliar with the walk and is being guided by the other, and the social developes into play. Is that classed as guidedogging..??? |
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By *oingMan
over a year ago
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"I absolutely love going for walk for a Fab social as long as he's not the murdery type. Get some fresh air exercise and hopefully some good banter and maybe a little kiss on the way. It's also a good excuse to show off my ass in lycra
Can you walk in front of me
I so wouldn't mind getting lost in the bushes with you "
Don’t worry, I’ve google maps on my phone. It will save the day |
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When you leave a verification "I had a lovely walk with her today, we spent some time on the beach and had a good day... blah blah"
Then guys will insult you calling you gay and stuff, and you will brush it off. But within a week one of the guys who insulted you will leave her a veri saying something like "treat dis slut gud she treat you gud straight on nees sucked me dry".
Then you will remember "oh yeah its a sex site". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you leave a verification "I had a lovely walk with her today, we spent some time on the beach and had a good day... blah blah"
Then guys will insult you calling you gay and stuff, and you will brush it off. But within a week one of the guys who insulted you will leave her a veri saying something like "treat dis slut gud she treat you gud straight on nees sucked me dry".
Then you will remember "oh yeah its a sex site"."
Sure why not get the walk and the sex all in at once |
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"Are you bringing your dog but I think I’d focus my attention on it if you did
It sounds like you want to go dogging Busty.
I thought that’s what this was about "
Ok Busty, you bring your dog and I’ll bring mine. But what if the dogs start hanky pankying? |
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"Sure why not get the walk and the sex all in at once "
Cause when youre pulling down her panties some lad on a mountain bike will come flying around the corner, so you will pause for a min, then when hes gone you will try again and some dog walker will come round the corner.
Then you climb up a tree to see if any more people are coming but you remember you're not young and cant jump down without breaking a hip, so youre trying to decide if you should phone a fire brigade or just jump down.. but I mean shes hot and she might have sex with you, no time to puss out, so you jump down.
You hurt yourself but you cant admit it, so you look at your watch and say "Oh man I better get back to work, lets walk back to the car", so you walk back to the car maybe kiss, get in the car then drive yourself to hospital. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Are you bringing your dog but I think I’d focus my attention on it if you did
It sounds like you want to go dogging Busty.
I thought that’s what this was about
Ok Busty, you bring your dog and I’ll bring mine. But what if the dogs start hanky pankying?"
Mine is neutered |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Sure why not get the walk and the sex all in at once
Cause when youre pulling down her panties some lad on a mountain bike will come flying around the corner, so you will pause for a min, then when hes gone you will try again and some dog walker will come round the corner.
Then you climb up a tree to see if any more people are coming but you remember you're not young and cant jump down without breaking a hip, so youre trying to decide if you should phone a fire brigade or just jump down.. but I mean shes hot and she might have sex with you, no time to puss out, so you jump down.
You hurt yourself but you cant admit it, so you look at your watch and say "Oh man I better get back to work, lets walk back to the car", so you walk back to the car maybe kiss, get in the car then drive yourself to hospital."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walking socials are my favourite.. I find conversation flows easier, but then I never shut up
A listening social for the other person "
Theres a few ways to stop me.. |
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"Are you bringing your dog but I think I’d focus my attention on it if you did
It sounds like you want to go dogging Busty.
I thought that’s what this was about
Ok Busty, you bring your dog and I’ll bring mine. But what if the dogs start hanky pankying?
Never mind the dog Busty, what about yourself?
Mine is neutered "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sure why not get the walk and the sex all in at once
Cause when youre pulling down her panties some lad on a mountain bike will come flying around the corner, so you will pause for a min, then when hes gone you will try again and some dog walker will come round the corner.
Then you climb up a tree to see if any more people are coming but you remember you're not young and cant jump down without breaking a hip, so youre trying to decide if you should phone a fire brigade or just jump down.. but I mean shes hot and she might have sex with you, no time to puss out, so you jump down.
You hurt yourself but you cant admit it, so you look at your watch and say "Oh man I better get back to work, lets walk back to the car", so you walk back to the car maybe kiss, get in the car then drive yourself to hospital."
Drive yourself to hospital, I’d say a few has ended up here after a social |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So if one of the two people on the walk is unfamiliar with the walk and is being guided by the other, and the social developes into play. Is that classed as guidedogging..??? "
Guidedogging
Walk cant be a bad idea |
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"Walking socials are my favourite.. I find conversation flows easier, but then I never shut up
A listening social for the other person
Theres a few ways to stop me.. "
I can certainly think of one way to shut you up Dizzie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Walking socials are my favourite.. I find conversation flows easier, but then I never shut up
A listening social for the other person
Theres a few ways to stop me..
I can certainly think of one way to shut you up Dizzie "
Oh do tell... |
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"Walking socials are my favourite.. I find conversation flows easier, but then I never shut up
A listening social for the other person
Theres a few ways to stop me..
I can certainly think of one way to shut you up Dizzie
Oh do tell... "
Simples, I’d just put something in your mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sure why not get the walk and the sex all in at once
Cause when youre pulling down her panties some lad on a mountain bike will come flying around the corner, so you will pause for a min, then when hes gone you will try again and some dog walker will come round the corner.
Then you climb up a tree to see if any more people are coming but you remember you're not young and cant jump down without breaking a hip, so youre trying to decide if you should phone a fire brigade or just jump down.. but I mean shes hot and she might have sex with you, no time to puss out, so you jump down.
You hurt yourself but you cant admit it, so you look at your watch and say "Oh man I better get back to work, lets walk back to the car", so you walk back to the car maybe kiss, get in the car then drive yourself to hospital."
Hahahahaha
I hope lesson learnt: bring a girl next time into wildlife area where only animals can disturb you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Almost all of my first socials started or ended with a walk. I have one special and unfogettable memory. Every time I pass that place my knees are weak. |
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"Sure why not get the walk and the sex all in at once
Cause when youre pulling down her panties some lad on a mountain bike will come flying around the corner, so you will pause for a min, then when hes gone you will try again and some dog walker will come round the corner.
Then you climb up a tree to see if any more people are coming but you remember you're not young and cant jump down without breaking a hip, so youre trying to decide if you should phone a fire brigade or just jump down.. but I mean shes hot and she might have sex with you, no time to puss out, so you jump down.
You hurt yourself but you cant admit it, so you look at your watch and say "Oh man I better get back to work, lets walk back to the car", so you walk back to the car maybe kiss, get in the car then drive yourself to hospital."
Brilliant, I'm in stiches laughing, think I'll stick to the indoors, its a lot safer |
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