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By *ulu00Woman
over a year ago
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"Like the lizard tongue, darting in and out, such a waste of a kiss 
Hahaha, fair point, never came across one, it might work on the clit though.  "
Excellent on the clit if you can persevere that far lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once met a woman who kissed like she had only read about it once, and the book was in a language she didn't understand. It was weird she opened her mouth wide and locked on around my mouth and did some odd things with her tongue. Can't remember her name now but that kiss will stay with me. |
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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I once met a woman who kissed like she had only read about it once, and the book was in a language she didn't understand. It was weird she opened her mouth wide and locked on around my mouth and did some odd things with her tongue. Can't remember her name now but that kiss will stay with me. "
Sounds like she copied what she saw in the movies, but couldn't work out the tongue bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a teenager, I (Mrs) was kissed by a lad who seemed to be trying to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on me. I may not have known much about the world back then but still vividly remember the "wtf ARE you doing?" reaction that rushed into my head  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like the lizard tongue, darting in and out, such a waste of a kiss "
Even worse if they have a beard too, feels like a rodent trying to get into your mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went on a date many years ago with a fella, and when he was kissing me siliva actually dribbled into my mouth
I thought I was going to boke
Let's just say a 2nd date never happened |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This expression is often used but what does it mean? What defines a bad kisser? What are bad kissers doing wrong?  "
Like they were trying to eat an apple... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bad kiss differs from person to person I suppose..
But a good kiss is the most wonderful thing, its what really makes you want to rip someones clothes off.. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
A bad kiss is hard to describe I guess it feels like they are just trying to cover your entire face with their mouth and ram their tongues in.
A good kiss however is fantastic. Its starts slow usually and builds up to the point where you just want to rip the other person's clothes off. It's a lot of teasing and a massive turn on.
A bad kiss ends any hopw of anything going farther.
I've been lucky to have some amazing kisses off here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bad kiss differs from person to person I suppose..
But a good kiss is the most wonderful thing, its what really makes you want to rip someones clothes off.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The worst are the ones that try to suffocate you with their whole mouth and tongue !"
2nd this
Need to start off slow. Just lips and gradually the tongues are naturally introduced. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bad kiss differs from person to person I suppose..
But a good kiss is the most wonderful thing, its what really makes you want to rip someones clothes off.. "
You'd do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lack of chemistry contributes 
Kaizer is officially the most incredible kisser on this rock
TK©
Has anyone confirmed this when’s my turn "
Hmmmm.. Scores outta 10 maybe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lack of chemistry contributes
Kaizer is officially the most incredible kisser on this rock
TK©
Has anyone confirmed this when’s my turn "
Your feedback will be most welcomed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lack of chemistry contributes
Kaizer is officially the most incredible kisser on this rock
TK©
Has anyone confirmed this when’s my turn
Hmmmm.. Scores outta 10 maybe? "
The scores are out of 15 not 10 as Kaizer always adds 50% more bang for your buck |
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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Like the lizard tongue, darting in and out, such a waste of a kiss
Even worse if they have a beard too, feels like a rodent trying to get into your mouth "
Jaysos Casey, you made me go 'eeew-ch!' and I had to put down my phone for a few seconds. Quite an achievement that is. I don't think I'll meet any bearded man anytime soon.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like the lizard tongue, darting in and out, such a waste of a kiss
Even worse if they have a beard too, feels like a rodent trying to get into your mouth
Jaysos Casey, you made me go 'eeew-ch!' and I had to put down my phone for a few seconds. Quite an achievement that is. I don't think I'll meet any bearded man anytime soon. "
That only applies to a guy with both a beard and a lizard tongue, of course, only one way to find them out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A good kiss is like a slow dance ... if you're not in sync it's just arkward. Lips can be wet but not to the point where saliva is dribbling down your chin and teeth should never come into play unless deliberate but careful biting. Kissing is lips together not mouth completely covered.
A good kiss starts soft and slow and must be in sync . Some gentle touching to the cheeks and/or curl her hair behind her ear exposing her neck for some more touching. Once established a good kiss should move seamlessly from one side to the other. Tongues should meet and play in the middle and never be forced or over powering. A good kiss can create fantastic electricity and you'll both know it as it's gets hotter and hotter and breaths get deeper and very arousing. Always kiss with passion and enjoy it and enjoy what follows.
Christ on a bike... did I type all that... I've to much time on my hands  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"A good kiss is like a slow dance ... if you're not in sync it's just arkward. Lips can be wet but not to the point where saliva is dribbling down your chin and teeth should never come into play unless deliberate but careful biting. Kissing is lips together not mouth completely covered.
A good kiss starts soft and slow and must be in sync . Some gentle touching to the cheeks and/or curl her hair behind her ear exposing her neck for some more touching. Once established a good kiss should move seamlessly from one side to the other. Tongues should meet and play in the middle and never be forced or over powering. A good kiss can create fantastic electricity and you'll both know it as it's gets hotter and hotter and breaths get deeper and very arousing. Always kiss with passion and enjoy it and enjoy what follows.
Christ on a bike... did I type all that... I've to much time on my hands "
Very hot to read tho and on point as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A good kiss is like a slow dance ... if you're not in sync it's just arkward. Lips can be wet but not to the point where saliva is dribbling down your chin and teeth should never come into play unless deliberate but careful biting. Kissing is lips together not mouth completely covered.
A good kiss starts soft and slow and must be in sync . Some gentle touching to the cheeks and/or curl her hair behind her ear exposing her neck for some more touching. Once established a good kiss should move seamlessly from one side to the other. Tongues should meet and play in the middle and never be forced or over powering. A good kiss can create fantastic electricity and you'll both know it as it's gets hotter and hotter and breaths get deeper and very arousing. Always kiss with passion and enjoy it and enjoy what follows.
Christ on a bike... did I type all that... I've to much time on my hands "
Very well described |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lack of chemistry contributes
Kaizer is officially the most incredible kisser on this rock
TK©"
Who said that?
You? Then it is only your imagination, Kaizer
I will believe if you some day kiss me to prove it 
As of now... There is one person on the Earth who can tell about himself that he is an incredible kisser and it is not you  |
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Met a girl once, amazing kisser and likes to get a bit of salvia moving between us...no biggie you might say... until she snorted a big one from her nose, sat it on her tongue and wanted to share! nasty!! lol |
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"Met a girl once, amazing kisser and likes to get a bit of salvia moving between us...no biggie you might say... until she snorted a big one from her nose, sat it on her tongue and wanted to share! nasty!! lol "
Stop that!!!!!! |
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By *ulu00Woman
over a year ago
Donegal |
"Like the lizard tongue, darting in and out, such a waste of a kiss
Even worse if they have a beard too, feels like a rodent trying to get into your mouth
Jaysos Casey, you made me go 'eeew-ch!' and I had to put down my phone for a few seconds. Quite an achievement that is. I don't think I'll meet any bearded man anytime soon.
That only applies to a guy with both a beard and a lizard tongue, of course, only one way to find them out! "
Awh Jesus Casey please Jebus never let me meet lizard/rodent man lol |
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"Met a girl once, amazing kisser and likes to get a bit of salvia moving between us...no biggie you might say... until she snorted a big one from her nose, sat it on her tongue and wanted to share! nasty!! lol
Stop that!!!!!! "
Sorry Marie, hope I didn't upset your spuds |
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"Met a girl once, amazing kisser and likes to get a bit of salvia moving between us...no biggie you might say... until she snorted a big one from her nose, sat it on her tongue and wanted to share! nasty!! lol
Stop that!!!!!!
Sorry Marie, hope I didn't upset your spuds "
Maria |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a girl once, amazing kisser and likes to get a bit of salvia moving between us...no biggie you might say... until she snorted a big one from her nose, sat it on her tongue and wanted to share! nasty!! lol
Stop that!!!!!!
Sorry Marie, hope I didn't upset your spuds "
I've a vivid imagination.. Doesn't always serve me well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lack of chemistry contributes
Kaizer is officially the most incredible kisser on this rock
TK©
Who said that?
You? Then it is only your imagination, Kaizer
I will believe if you some day kiss me to prove it
As of now... There is one person on the Earth who can tell about himself that he is an incredible kisser and it is not you "
Reverse psychology will not work Shhhhhmokeeeeeey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lack of chemistry contributes
Kaizer is officially the most incredible kisser on this rock
TK©
Who said that?
You? Then it is only your imagination, Kaizer
I will believe if you some day kiss me to prove it
As of now... There is one person on the Earth who can tell about himself that he is an incredible kisser and it is not you
Reverse psychology will not work Shhhhhmokeeeeeey "
Shut up Kaizer
I always get what I want
Sooner or later.
My unlimited patience is always rewarded
Patience is a key to success |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This expression is often used but what does it mean? What defines a bad kisser? What are bad kissers doing wrong? "
Maybe they ate ginger for lunch? You never know.... |
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