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By *gentleman44 OP Man over a year ago

dublin

Look at the log in your own eye before you look at the splinter in someone else's!!!!

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By *sbotangoMan over a year ago

Close by

Shit or get off the pot

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People in glass houses gather no moss!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

You'd expect that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't count your chickens before they all in one basket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two wrongs are always greener on the other side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Never look down on anyone unless your helping them up

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

Time is just how we understand our motion through space.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again."

Mistakes are best made 4/5 times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

Mistakes are best made 4/5 times "

Kaizer is a mistake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The problem with the gene pool is there is no lifeguard...

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By *eddy and legsCouple over a year ago

the wetlands

The internet is full of experts and assholes

The problem is the experts don't realise they are the assholes

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Appreciate the people close to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't take 2 bottles into the shower, just wash & go.

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years, surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people.

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Always remember that you are unique - just like everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be yourself, Everyone else is already taken!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Alot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot of people are only alive today because the law makes it impossible to shoot them

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can do the day after.

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By *rutus321Man over a year ago

Offaly

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By *rutus321Man over a year ago

Offaly

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By *iablo73Couple over a year ago

Southside

“Never trust spiritual leader who cannot dance.”

Mr Miyagi

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By *rutus321Man over a year ago

Offaly

Remember where ever you go there you are and if your driving take the car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Exactly 700 pounds lol

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

It rained non stop for 2 million years before.

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By *iscuits8Man over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

If I punch myself in the stomach and it hurts... am I too weak, or too strong? Hmmm...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If people will have transparent skull, it will be clearly visible who has flat (smooth) brain - my dad used to say to his students

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By *iscokidMan over a year ago

Cork County

Mama always said "life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

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By *otsureaboutMan over a year ago

south

Kill two stones with the one bird

It's not the falling down that defines u

It's the getting back up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May the force be with you

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By *antra MassageMan over a year ago

Wicklow

Make it so.

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

If a tree falls but there's nothing there to hear it, it doesn't make a sound.

So, could the universe exist if there was no awareness to experience it?

Without eyes to see, light doesn't exist.

Without ears to hear, sound doesn't exist.

Are we creating the universe simply by experiencing it?

Or are we the means by which the universe is experiencing itself?

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By *eecee2727Man over a year ago

city

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friends nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eachy peachy pear a plum my mammy hit your mammy a box on the nose, what colour was the blood?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grass does not grow on a busy street.. That's why I'm bald lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't need to be a King to live like one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it is full of s and dog shit!

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