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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast

Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it....."

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. "

Do I sense the slightest tinge of sarcasm?

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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. "

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

Do I sense the slightest tinge of sarcasm? "

Sarcasm lord no

Ok maybe a lil bit

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use? "

For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

Do I sense the slightest tinge of sarcasm?

Sarcasm lord no

Ok maybe a lil bit "

A little bit now and again is ok.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out "

You always ruin my fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out "

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out

You always ruin my fantasy "

I don't need a uniform to give a bed bath.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

Do I sense the slightest tinge of sarcasm?

Sarcasm lord no

Ok maybe a lil bit

A little bit now and again is ok. "

Until you're in the full of your health again we shall go easy on you ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have ya got flat 7up?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

Do I sense the slightest tinge of sarcasm?

Sarcasm lord no

Ok maybe a lil bit

A little bit now and again is ok.

Until you're in the full of your health again we shall go easy on you ... "

You are too kind m'lady.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Have ya got flat 7up?"

No but I've got a floppy 6up..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have ya got flat 7up?

No but I've got a floppy 6up.."

Kaizer does not understand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out

You always ruin my fantasy

I don't need a uniform to give a bed bath. "

I prefer showers.. Scrub my back?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Have ya got flat 7up?

No but I've got a floppy 6up..

Kaizer does not understand "

Of course you don't. Apparently I'm only half the man you are

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

You know you made me laugh earlier thank you

Just keep breathing in and out x

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer "

Funny how you come running over here now when the manbeast couldn't handle your tears over there...

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out

You always ruin my fantasy

I don't need a uniform to give a bed bath.

I prefer showers.. Scrub my back? "

Before or after shaving it?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"You know you made me laugh earlier thank you

Just keep breathing in and out x"

You really think there's still hope?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

Do I sense the slightest tinge of sarcasm?

Sarcasm lord no

Ok maybe a lil bit

A little bit now and again is ok.

Until you're in the full of your health again we shall go easy on you ...

You are too kind m'lady. "

I do try ...

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"You know you made me laugh earlier thank you

Just keep breathing in and out x

You really think there's still hope? "

Maybe drink a whiskey

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"You know you made me laugh earlier thank you

Just keep breathing in and out x

You really think there's still hope?

Maybe drink a whiskey "

I'm done for! I'm teetotal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer

Funny how you come running over here now when the manbeast couldn't handle your tears over there... "

You were the cause of my tears hence the rectal thermometer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out

You always ruin my fantasy

I don't need a uniform to give a bed bath.

I prefer showers.. Scrub my back?

Before or after shaving it? "

That's our secret... That's it I'm done.. Good day to you

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 14/01/20 17:09:14]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have ya got flat 7up?

No but I've got a floppy 6up..

Kaizer does not understand

Of course you don't. Apparently I'm only half the man you are "

Half

In your fucking dreams buddy!

10% max

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer

Funny how you come running over here now when the manbeast couldn't handle your tears over there...

You were the cause of my tears hence the rectal thermometer "

I've succeeded in making Busty laugh and you cry in the same day?

Oh dry your sweet cheeks. I'll put you back on the Christmas card list.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer

Funny how you come running over here now when the manbeast couldn't handle your tears over there... "

Oi leave Kaizer fans alone

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Have ya got flat 7up?

No but I've got a floppy 6up..

Kaizer does not understand

Of course you don't. Apparently I'm only half the man you are

Half

In your fucking dreams buddy!

10% max "

I was bigging it up so don't steal my thunder Mr Thunderkiss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer

Funny how you come running over here now when the manbeast couldn't handle your tears over there...

You were the cause of my tears hence the rectal thermometer

I've succeeded in making Busty laugh and you cry in the same day?

Oh dry your sweet cheeks. I'll put you back on the Christmas card list. "

I'll shove the Christmas card in the same place as the thermometer

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer

Funny how you come running over here now when the manbeast couldn't handle your tears over there...

You were the cause of my tears hence the rectal thermometer

I've succeeded in making Busty laugh and you cry in the same day?

Oh dry your sweet cheeks. I'll put you back on the Christmas card list.

I'll shove the Christmas card in the same place as the thermometer "

And I'll take that with a pinch of salt..

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out

You always ruin my fantasy

I don't need a uniform to give a bed bath.

I prefer showers.. Scrub my back?

Before or after shaving it?

That's our secret... That's it I'm done.. Good day to you "

Toodles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hot Whiskey or Brandy with freshly squeezed lemon and good quality honey can definitely help!! it will last a week with medication and seven days without it !! lol

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Hot Whiskey or Brandy with freshly squeezed lemon and good quality honey can definitely help!! it will last a week with medication and seven days without it !! lol "

Thanks for the info. How long would shloer last?

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use? "

I see OP refused the nurse.

I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .

If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too...

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I see OP refused the nurse.

I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .

If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too... "

I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I see OP refused the nurse.

I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .

If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too...

I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse.. "

The nurse and her outfit have been requested elsewhere..

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I see OP refused the nurse.

I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .

If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too...

I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse..

The nurse and her outfit have been requested elsewhere.. "

I'm not surprised. I didn't know you were a district nurse.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I see OP refused the nurse.

I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .

If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too...

I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse..

The nurse and her outfit have been requested elsewhere.. "

Think this is the moment for bribery ...

I own lovehoney.eu, the nurse can have anything and everything she desires ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I see OP refused the nurse.

I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .

If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too...

I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse..

The nurse and her outfit have been requested elsewhere..

Think this is the moment for bribery ...

I own lovehoney.eu, the nurse can have anything and everything she desires ...."

Bribery does not work on nurses.. We aren't allowed to accept gifts.. Buttttt if you have any nice cake and shared some..

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I see OP refused the nurse.

I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .

If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too...

I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse..

The nurse and her outfit have been requested elsewhere..

Think this is the moment for bribery ...

I own lovehoney.eu, the nurse can have anything and everything she desires ...."

Don't oversell it. I think she's on her way already. You've caught her eye.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Are you still alive

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Are you still alive "

Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Are you still alive

Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak. "

Voodoo dolls Do you believe in the power of onions for a cold

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Are you still alive

Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak.

Voodoo dolls Do you believe in the power of onions for a cold "

Enlighten me

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I see OP refused the nurse.

I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .

If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too...

I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse..

The nurse and her outfit have been requested elsewhere..

Think this is the moment for bribery ...

I own lovehoney.eu, the nurse can have anything and everything she desires ....

Bribery does not work on nurses.. We aren't allowed to accept gifts.. Buttttt if you have any nice cake and shared some.. "

I have a rainbow cake of pleasure ...2 spoons ...

Additional spoons available if someone wants to join

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you still alive

Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak. "

Lol.. Im too busy shaving my back to be making voodoo dolls

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Are you still alive

Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak.

Voodoo dolls Do you believe in the power of onions for a cold

Enlighten me "

A slice on the sole of your foot and put your socks back on it will help clear you out

Slice one in 1/2 and leave in room as well will soak up all the germs

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Are you still alive

Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak.

Voodoo dolls Do you believe in the power of onions for a cold

Enlighten me

A slice on the sole of your foot and put your socks back on it will help clear you out

Slice one in 1/2 and leave in room as well will soak up all the germs "

Does it ward off evil hairy backed spirits as well?

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Are you still alive

Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak.

Voodoo dolls Do you believe in the power of onions for a cold

Enlighten me

A slice on the sole of your foot and put your socks back on it will help clear you out

Slice one in 1/2 and leave in room as well will soak up all the germs

Does it ward off evil hairy backed spirits as well? "

Nope for that you will need a voodoo doll

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Finished now where to stick the first pin

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Finished now where to stick the first pin "

In your Holly berries

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast

As a thank you for all your sympathy and medical advice including acupuncture, I will seriously consider all friend requests.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As a thank you for all your sympathy and medical advice including acupuncture, I will seriously consider all friend requests. "

Even from the chewbacca look alike?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use? "

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up "

Dream team

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"As a thank you for all your sympathy and medical advice including acupuncture, I will seriously consider all friend requests.

Even from the chewbacca look alike? "

She's half Jedi so yes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team "

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

Nurses uniform;-)

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use? "

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up "

All late offers considered.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

"

Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair "

Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair

Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team "

Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair

Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team

Bring it on "

So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair

Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team

Bring it on

So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol"

That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair

Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team

Bring it on

So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol

That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes. "

I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair

Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team

Bring it on

So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol

That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.

I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit "

I didn't ask. You offered

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair

Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team

Bring it on

So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol

That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.

I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit

I didn't ask. You offered "

I just seen my last message, got to love predicted txt firing out random words

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair

Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team

Bring it on

So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol

That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.

I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit

I didn't ask. You offered

I just seen my last message, got to love predicted txt firing out random words "

Lol. Would you like to reword it now?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast

Trawling through the friend invite now so bear with me. If you don't hear back from me in the next 24 hours you'll know that either your application was unsuccessful or you forgot to send it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair

Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team

Bring it on

So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol

That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.

I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit

I didn't ask. You offered

I just seen my last message, got to love predicted txt firing out random words

Lol. Would you like to reword it now? "

No !!

Not as funny in my head now

Bloody predicted txt

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair

Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team

Bring it on

So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol

That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.

I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit

I didn't ask. You offered

I just seen my last message, got to love predicted txt firing out random words

Lol. Would you like to reword it now?

No !!

Not as funny in my head now

Bloody predicted txt "

Your phone knows you too well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair

Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team

Bring it on

So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol

That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.

I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit

I didn't ask. You offered

I just seen my last message, got to love predicted txt firing out random words

Lol. Would you like to reword it now?

No !!

Not as funny in my head now

Bloody predicted txt

Your phone knows you too well "

I know

What a bore I am lol

Threw out cleaning twice

This is what it says if I keeping hitting then middle button

I will be in bed under the duvet and a few days ago saying that I will be in bed under the duvet

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.

I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.

If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....

Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.

I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?

I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up

Dream team

Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose

Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair

Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team

Bring it on

So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol

That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.

I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit

I didn't ask. You offered

I just seen my last message, got to love predicted txt firing out random words

Lol. Would you like to reword it now?

No !!

Not as funny in my head now

Bloody predicted txt

Your phone knows you too well

I know

What a bore I am lol

Threw out cleaning twice

This is what it says if I keeping hitting then middle button

I will be in bed under the duvet and a few days ago saying that I will be in bed under the duvet "

You need some adventure in your life..

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

How is the patient today

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"How is the patient today "

Still above ground

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast

Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though "

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else "

I used to like you

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else "

why didn’t I tell him he had to put it somewhere else

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

why didn’t I tell him he had to put it somewhere else "

You lot are just obsessed with my arse.

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you "

Ahh you still do admit it

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

why didn’t I tell him he had to put it somewhere else "

No I just hinted he could tho

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

why didn’t I tell him he had to put it somewhere else

You lot are just obsessed with my arse. "

it's mighty fine tho

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 15/01/20 08:41:24]

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it "

You're on my naughty list now

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

why didn’t I tell him he had to put it somewhere else

You lot are just obsessed with my arse. "

Now why would you automatically think I’d ask you to put it there I was thinking in your ear maybe

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

why didn’t I tell him he had to put it somewhere else

You lot are just obsessed with my arse.

it's mighty fine tho"

Almost as fine as yours young lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I caught your man flu "aaaahhhh-choooo"

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

why didn’t I tell him he had to put it somewhere else

You lot are just obsessed with my arse.

it's mighty fine tho

Almost as fine as yours young lady "

You sweet talker you

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now "

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"I think I caught your man flu "aaaahhhh-choooo" "

It was all that snogging last night. You need to be careful at your age old boy

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

why didn’t I tell him he had to put it somewhere else

You lot are just obsessed with my arse.

Now why would you automatically think I’d ask you to put it there I was thinking in your ear maybe "

Now you're just being silly. Ears are for tongues....

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun "

Come and sit on my lap

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap "

On my way

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way "

Just ignore the naughty nurses

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses "

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too "

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention. "

Feck off

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off "

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee... "

Ye ye promises promises

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises "

I don't make empty promises

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises "

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after "

Mine or Bo's?

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after "

Oh well in that case

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case "

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed? "

Can't I have both

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both "

Very greedy for a virgin

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin "

Well I may as well start with a bang

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin

Well I may as well start with a bang "

I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin

Well I may as well start with a bang

I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter "

How the practice going

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin

Well I may as well start with a bang

I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter "

Ohh I like helicopters.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin

Well I may as well start with a bang

I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter

How the practice going "

You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin

Well I may as well start with a bang

I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter

How the practice going

You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere "

10 out of 10 I'd say

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin

Well I may as well start with a bang

I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter

How the practice going

You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere

10 out of 10 I'd say "

It's all about the vertical takeoff

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin

Well I may as well start with a bang

I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter

How the practice going

You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere "

You didn’t ask me

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin

Well I may as well start with a bang

I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter

How the practice going

You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere

You didn’t ask me "

Didn't think you'd be interested

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin

Well I may as well start with a bang

I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter

How the practice going

You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere

You didn’t ask me

Didn't think you'd be interested "

Last time I be your nurse

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin

Well I may as well start with a bang

I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter

How the practice going

You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere

You didn’t ask me

Didn't think you'd be interested

Last time I be your nurse "

Ah now no huffing.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin

Well I may as well start with a bang

I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter

How the practice going

You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere

You didn’t ask me

Didn't think you'd be interested

Last time I be your nurse

Ah now no huffing. "

Me never

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin

Well I may as well start with a bang

I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter

How the practice going

You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere

You didn’t ask me

Didn't think you'd be interested

Last time I be your nurse

Ah now no huffing.

Me never "

You must have missed your invitation. Would you like me to make it public?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast

No laughing please but my chopper is public for now.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though

Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else

I used to like you

Ahh you still do admit it

You're on my naughty list now

I prefer the naughty list it's more fun

Come and sit on my lap

On my way

Just ignore the naughty nurses

Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too

You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.

Feck off

Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...

Ye ye promises promises

I don't make empty promises

This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after

Oh well in that case

You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?

Can't I have both

Very greedy for a virgin

Well I may as well start with a bang

I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter

How the practice going

You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere

You didn’t ask me

Didn't think you'd be interested

Last time I be your nurse

Ah now no huffing.

Me never

You must have missed your invitation. Would you like me to make it public? "

Got ya oohhh I like it

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