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Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it....."
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. "
Do I sense the slightest tinge of sarcasm? |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. "
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use? |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
Do I sense the slightest tinge of sarcasm? "
Sarcasm lord no
Ok maybe a lil bit |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use? "
For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
Do I sense the slightest tinge of sarcasm?
Sarcasm lord no
Ok maybe a lil bit "
A little bit now and again is ok. |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out "
You always ruin my fantasy |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out "
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out
You always ruin my fantasy "
I don't need a uniform to give a bed bath. |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
Do I sense the slightest tinge of sarcasm?
Sarcasm lord no
Ok maybe a lil bit
A little bit now and again is ok. "
Until you're in the full of your health again we shall go easy on you ... |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
Do I sense the slightest tinge of sarcasm?
Sarcasm lord no
Ok maybe a lil bit
A little bit now and again is ok.
Until you're in the full of your health again we shall go easy on you ... "
You are too kind m'lady. |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out
You always ruin my fantasy
I don't need a uniform to give a bed bath. "
I prefer showers.. Scrub my back? |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out
You always ruin my fantasy
I don't need a uniform to give a bed bath.
I prefer showers.. Scrub my back? "
Before or after shaving it? |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
Do I sense the slightest tinge of sarcasm?
Sarcasm lord no
Ok maybe a lil bit
A little bit now and again is ok.
Until you're in the full of your health again we shall go easy on you ...
You are too kind m'lady. "
I do try ... |
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"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer
Funny how you come running over here now when the manbeast couldn't handle your tears over there... "
You were the cause of my tears hence the rectal thermometer |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out
You always ruin my fantasy
I don't need a uniform to give a bed bath.
I prefer showers.. Scrub my back?
Before or after shaving it? "
That's our secret... That's it I'm done.. Good day to you |
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"Have ya got flat 7up?
No but I've got a floppy 6up..
Kaizer does not understand
Of course you don't. Apparently I'm only half the man you are "
Half
In your fucking dreams buddy!
10% max |
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"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer
Funny how you come running over here now when the manbeast couldn't handle your tears over there...
You were the cause of my tears hence the rectal thermometer "
I've succeeded in making Busty laugh and you cry in the same day?
Oh dry your sweet cheeks. I'll put you back on the Christmas card list. |
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"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer
Funny how you come running over here now when the manbeast couldn't handle your tears over there... "
Oi leave Kaizer fans alone |
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"Have ya got flat 7up?
No but I've got a floppy 6up..
Kaizer does not understand
Of course you don't. Apparently I'm only half the man you are
Half
In your fucking dreams buddy!
10% max "
I was bigging it up so don't steal my thunder Mr Thunderkiss |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer
Funny how you come running over here now when the manbeast couldn't handle your tears over there...
You were the cause of my tears hence the rectal thermometer
I've succeeded in making Busty laugh and you cry in the same day?
Oh dry your sweet cheeks. I'll put you back on the Christmas card list. "
I'll shove the Christmas card in the same place as the thermometer |
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"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer
Funny how you come running over here now when the manbeast couldn't handle your tears over there...
You were the cause of my tears hence the rectal thermometer
I've succeeded in making Busty laugh and you cry in the same day?
Oh dry your sweet cheeks. I'll put you back on the Christmas card list.
I'll shove the Christmas card in the same place as the thermometer "
And I'll take that with a pinch of salt.. |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out
You always ruin my fantasy
I don't need a uniform to give a bed bath.
I prefer showers.. Scrub my back?
Before or after shaving it?
That's our secret... That's it I'm done.. Good day to you "
Toodles |
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Hot Whiskey or Brandy with freshly squeezed lemon and good quality honey can definitely help!! it will last a week with medication and seven days without it !! lol |
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"Hot Whiskey or Brandy with freshly squeezed lemon and good quality honey can definitely help!! it will last a week with medication and seven days without it !! lol "
Thanks for the info. How long would shloer last? |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use? "
I see OP refused the nurse.
I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .
If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too... |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I see OP refused the nurse.
I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .
If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too... "
I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse.. |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I see OP refused the nurse.
I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .
If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too...
I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse.. "
The nurse and her outfit have been requested elsewhere.. |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I see OP refused the nurse.
I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .
If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too...
I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse..
The nurse and her outfit have been requested elsewhere.. "
I'm not surprised. I didn't know you were a district nurse. |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I see OP refused the nurse.
I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .
If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too...
I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse..
The nurse and her outfit have been requested elsewhere.. "
Think this is the moment for bribery ...
I own lovehoney.eu, the nurse can have anything and everything she desires .... |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I see OP refused the nurse.
I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .
If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too...
I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse..
The nurse and her outfit have been requested elsewhere..
Think this is the moment for bribery ...
I own lovehoney.eu, the nurse can have anything and everything she desires ...."
Bribery does not work on nurses.. We aren't allowed to accept gifts.. Buttttt if you have any nice cake and shared some.. |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I see OP refused the nurse.
I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .
If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too...
I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse..
The nurse and her outfit have been requested elsewhere..
Think this is the moment for bribery ...
I own lovehoney.eu, the nurse can have anything and everything she desires ...."
Don't oversell it. I think she's on her way already. You've caught her eye. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Are you still alive
Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak. "
Voodoo dolls Do you believe in the power of onions for a cold |
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"Are you still alive
Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak.
Voodoo dolls Do you believe in the power of onions for a cold "
Enlighten me |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I see OP refused the nurse.
I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer .
If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too...
I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse..
The nurse and her outfit have been requested elsewhere..
Think this is the moment for bribery ...
I own lovehoney.eu, the nurse can have anything and everything she desires ....
Bribery does not work on nurses.. We aren't allowed to accept gifts.. Buttttt if you have any nice cake and shared some.. "
I have a rainbow cake of pleasure ...2 spoons ...
Additional spoons available if someone wants to join |
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"Are you still alive
Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak. "
Lol.. Im too busy shaving my back to be making voodoo dolls |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Are you still alive
Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak.
Voodoo dolls Do you believe in the power of onions for a cold
Enlighten me "
A slice on the sole of your foot and put your socks back on it will help clear you out
Slice one in 1/2 and leave in room as well will soak up all the germs |
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"Are you still alive
Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak.
Voodoo dolls Do you believe in the power of onions for a cold
Enlighten me
A slice on the sole of your foot and put your socks back on it will help clear you out
Slice one in 1/2 and leave in room as well will soak up all the germs "
Does it ward off evil hairy backed spirits as well? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Are you still alive
Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak.
Voodoo dolls Do you believe in the power of onions for a cold
Enlighten me
A slice on the sole of your foot and put your socks back on it will help clear you out
Slice one in 1/2 and leave in room as well will soak up all the germs
Does it ward off evil hairy backed spirits as well? "
Nope for that you will need a voodoo doll |
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"As a thank you for all your sympathy and medical advice including acupuncture, I will seriously consider all friend requests. "
Even from the chewbacca look alike? |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use? "
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up "
Dream team |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team "
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
Nurses uniform;-)
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use? " |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up "
All late offers considered. |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
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Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair "
Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair
Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team "
Bring it on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair
Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team
Bring it on "
So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair
Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team
Bring it on
So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol"
That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair
Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team
Bring it on
So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol
That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes. "
I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair
Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team
Bring it on
So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol
That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.
I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit "
I didn't ask. You offered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair
Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team
Bring it on
So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol
That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.
I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit
I didn't ask. You offered "
I just seen my last message, got to love predicted txt firing out random words |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair
Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team
Bring it on
So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol
That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.
I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit
I didn't ask. You offered
I just seen my last message, got to love predicted txt firing out random words "
Lol. Would you like to reword it now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair
Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team
Bring it on
So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol
That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.
I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit
I didn't ask. You offered
I just seen my last message, got to love predicted txt firing out random words
Lol. Would you like to reword it now? "
No !!
Not as funny in my head now
Bloody predicted txt |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair
Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team
Bring it on
So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol
That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.
I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit
I didn't ask. You offered
I just seen my last message, got to love predicted txt firing out random words
Lol. Would you like to reword it now?
No !!
Not as funny in my head now
Bloody predicted txt "
Your phone knows you too well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair
Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team
Bring it on
So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol
That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.
I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit
I didn't ask. You offered
I just seen my last message, got to love predicted txt firing out random words
Lol. Would you like to reword it now?
No !!
Not as funny in my head now
Bloody predicted txt
Your phone knows you too well "
I know
What a bore I am lol
Threw out cleaning twice
This is what it says if I keeping hitting then middle button
I will be in bed under the duvet and a few days ago saying that I will be in bed under the duvet |
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't.
I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile.
If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it.....
Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need.
I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use?
I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up
Dream team
Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose
Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair
Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team
Bring it on
So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol
That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes.
I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit
I didn't ask. You offered
I just seen my last message, got to love predicted txt firing out random words
Lol. Would you like to reword it now?
No !!
Not as funny in my head now
Bloody predicted txt
Your phone knows you too well
I know
What a bore I am lol
Threw out cleaning twice
This is what it says if I keeping hitting then middle button
I will be in bed under the duvet and a few days ago saying that I will be in bed under the duvet "
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
why didn’t I tell him he had to put it somewhere else "
You lot are just obsessed with my arse. |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it "
You're on my naughty list now |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
why didn’t I tell him he had to put it somewhere else
You lot are just obsessed with my arse. "
Now why would you automatically think I’d ask you to put it there I was thinking in your ear maybe |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
why didn’t I tell him he had to put it somewhere else
You lot are just obsessed with my arse.
it's mighty fine tho"
Almost as fine as yours young lady |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
why didn’t I tell him he had to put it somewhere else
You lot are just obsessed with my arse.
it's mighty fine tho
Almost as fine as yours young lady "
You sweet talker you |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now "
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
why didn’t I tell him he had to put it somewhere else
You lot are just obsessed with my arse.
Now why would you automatically think I’d ask you to put it there I was thinking in your ear maybe "
Now you're just being silly. Ears are for tongues.... |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun "
Come and sit on my lap |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap "
On my way |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way "
Just ignore the naughty nurses |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses "
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too "
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention. "
Feck off |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off "
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee... |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee... "
Ye ye promises promises |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises "
I don't make empty promises |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises "
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after "
Mine or Bo's? |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after "
Oh well in that case |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case "
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed? |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed? "
Can't I have both |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both "
Very greedy for a virgin |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin "
Well I may as well start with a bang |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin
Well I may as well start with a bang "
I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin
Well I may as well start with a bang
I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter "
How the practice going |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin
Well I may as well start with a bang
I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter "
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin
Well I may as well start with a bang
I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter
How the practice going "
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin
Well I may as well start with a bang
I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter
How the practice going
You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere "
10 out of 10 I'd say |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin
Well I may as well start with a bang
I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter
How the practice going
You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere
10 out of 10 I'd say "
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin
Well I may as well start with a bang
I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter
How the practice going
You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere "
You didn’t ask me |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin
Well I may as well start with a bang
I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter
How the practice going
You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere
You didn’t ask me "
Didn't think you'd be interested |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin
Well I may as well start with a bang
I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter
How the practice going
You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere
You didn’t ask me
Didn't think you'd be interested "
Last time I be your nurse |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin
Well I may as well start with a bang
I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter
How the practice going
You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere
You didn’t ask me
Didn't think you'd be interested
Last time I be your nurse "
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin
Well I may as well start with a bang
I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter
How the practice going
You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere
You didn’t ask me
Didn't think you'd be interested
Last time I be your nurse
Ah now no huffing. "
Me never |
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin
Well I may as well start with a bang
I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter
How the practice going
You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere
You didn’t ask me
Didn't think you'd be interested
Last time I be your nurse
Ah now no huffing.
Me never "
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though
Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else
I used to like you
Ahh you still do admit it
You're on my naughty list now
I prefer the naughty list it's more fun
Come and sit on my lap
On my way
Just ignore the naughty nurses
Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too
You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention.
Feck off
Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee...
Ye ye promises promises
I don't make empty promises
This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after
Oh well in that case
You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed?
Can't I have both
Very greedy for a virgin
Well I may as well start with a bang
I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter
How the practice going
You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere
You didn’t ask me
Didn't think you'd be interested
Last time I be your nurse
Ah now no huffing.
Me never
You must have missed your invitation. Would you like me to make it public? "
Got ya oohhh I like it |
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