I've told this before,but here goes again for the fabsters that have not heard it,and im sure my thumb will be sore,so anyway after chatting to a nice couple for about 6 week's,the male half wanted me to meet his wife for you know what,while he sat around the corner in his car thinking about it,this was there thing,after a first initial coffee meet all went fine for 3 months,then on the usual Saturday he text me to say are yoy free to meet,of course I said yes,had the place ready as usual,log fire,candles,music,and nibbles and of course me looking sexy as I always do,so then came 8 o'clock,and the doorbell rang,I rushed to answer with an enormous erection,to meet his wife as I always did,and low and behold would you believe it was him dressed in his wife's clothes,he said hi sexy,I said WTF what the xxxx is going on here,he replied well she couldn't make it so will you have me,I dragged him in as my apartment was on the front so all eye's could see,I was fxxxxxg mortified,and the worst thing was he wasn't very convincing as he had a big black moustache |
