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By *ouble Trouble 1000 OP Couple over a year ago

ireland

Pick and line from a movie and see if we can guess it !

"That's all you got lady ,2 wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes "

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By *r_mrs_studmuffinCouple over a year ago

narnia

Erin Brokovich

Here's one for you

I'm tired, boss. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Green Mile..

Have a go at this one..

You wanna play games? All right, i'll play your fucking game..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erin Brokovich

Here's one for you

I'm tired, boss. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain"
green mile

Heres one for you " life is like a box of chocolates you dont know what your gonna get"

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By *ro_boner_publicoMan over a year ago

North County

Bizarrely, a move other than "Forrest Gump".

He said "...was like..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erin Brokovich

Here's one for you

I'm tired, boss. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain"

its a fricken stephen king...i just fucking cant think of which one.

mine..."Captain. I believe I speak for everyone here, sir, when I say...to hell with our orders"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Green Mile..

Have a go at this one..

You wanna play games? All right, i'll play your fucking game..

scar face i believe.

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By *ro_boner_publicoMan over a year ago

North County

OK. "That is my *least* vulnerable spot".

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By *ro_boner_publicoMan over a year ago

North County

mine..."Captain. I believe I speak for everyone here, sir, when I say...to hell with our orders""

First Contact. The only good TNG movie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mine..."Captain. I believe I speak for everyone here, sir, when I say...to hell with our orders"

First Contact. The only good TNG movie."

well...i liked insurrection...but i was in the defense forces back then. and had just come home from over seas....i identified with it a little.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Green Mile..

Have a go at this one..

You wanna play games? All right, i'll play your fucking game..

scar face i believe."

No..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Green Mile..

Have a go at this one..

You wanna play games? All right, i'll play your fucking game..

scar face i believe.

No.. "

fair enough. i dont know. gonna sit in the corner and squeel like a pig to bring out my inner autism to try and remember

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Green Mile..

Have a go at this one..

You wanna play games? All right, i'll play your fucking game..

scar face i believe.

No..

fair enough. i dont know. gonna sit in the corner and squeel like a pig to bring out my inner autism to try and remember

The Deer Hunter..

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

"that'll be the day"

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

"sir, sir, here's a good stick to beat the woman with"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Green Mile..

Have a go at this one..

You wanna play games? All right, i'll play your fucking game..

scar face i believe.

No..

fair enough. i dont know. gonna sit in the corner and squeel like a pig to bring out my inner autism to try and remember

The Deer Hunter.."

omfg lol...i fucking gave myself a fucking clue and missed it. proper brain fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Green Mile..

Have a go at this one..

You wanna play games? All right, i'll play your fucking game..

scar face i believe.

No.. "

Family Guy

There is a quote: Id rather take a coffee than compliments right now...

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By *ouble Trouble 1000 OP Couple over a year ago

ireland

""sir, sir, here's a good stick to beat the woman with" "

Quiet Man

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By *ouble Trouble 1000 OP Couple over a year ago

ireland

"I have what she's having "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I have what she's having "

When Harry met Sally!

We're gonna need a bigger boat

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By *ouble Trouble 1000 OP Couple over a year ago

ireland

Jaws

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.

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By *r_mrs_studmuffinCouple over a year ago

narnia

"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'."

Days of Thunder, good movie.

Next quote: Hi I'm the plumber and I've come to inspect your pipes ?? ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.

Days of Thunder, good movie.

Next quote: Hi I'm the plumber and I've come to inspect your pipes ?? ??"

Is it a porno?

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By *r_mrs_studmuffinCouple over a year ago

narnia

"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.

Days of Thunder, good movie.

Next quote: Hi I'm the plumber and I've come to inspect your pipes ?? ??

Is it a porno?

But of course.

The story line to all good porn films ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.

Days of Thunder, good movie.

Next quote: Hi I'm the plumber and I've come to inspect your pipes ?? ??

Is it a porno?

But of course.

The story line to all good porn films ??"

Back door sluts 9

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By *gentleman44Man over a year ago

dublin

"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.

Days of Thunder, good movie.

Next quote: Hi I'm the plumber and I've come to inspect your pipes ?? ??

Is it a porno?

But of course.

The story line to all good porn films ??

Back door sluts 9

"
OTF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mama's pussy was the canvas. Your dad's dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You're the art."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Your mama's pussy was the canvas. Your dad's dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You're the art.""

This is the end.

Protection from what? Zee Germans?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Your mama's pussy was the canvas. Your dad's dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You're the art."

This is the end.

Protection from what? Zee Germans? "

Snatch?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Your mama's pussy was the canvas. Your dad's dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You're the art."

This is the end.

Protection from what? Zee Germans? "

Correct by the way

"You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees"

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By *etite_RosyWoman over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

""Your mama's pussy was the canvas. Your dad's dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You're the art."

This is the end.

Protection from what? Zee Germans?

Correct by the way

"You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees" "

The Return of the living dead

Happy New Year, Kaizer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Your mama's pussy was the canvas. Your dad's dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You're the art."

This is the end.

Protection from what? Zee Germans?

Correct by the way

"You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees" "

Return of the zombies??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Your mama's pussy was the canvas. Your dad's dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You're the art."

This is the end.

Protection from what? Zee Germans?

Correct by the way

"You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees"

The Return of the living dead

Happy New Year, Kaizer!

Correctamundo Rosy

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By *ountry Bumpkins69Couple over a year ago

neverland

Pull over !!!!!! No it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing !!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No. I won't kill a helpless human being. Not even sadistic scum... like you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pull over !!!!!! No it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing !!!!!!!!!

Dumb and Dumber

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By *heilsWoman over a year ago

Midlands

"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.

Days of Thunder, good movie.

Next quote: Hi I'm the plumber and I've come to inspect your pipes ?? ??

Is it a porno?

But of course.

The story line to all good porn films ??

Back door sluts 9

Hahahaha...Mrs Studmuffin! Didn't think you were that kind of gal...

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By *ountry Bumpkins69Couple over a year ago

neverland

"Pull over !!!!!! No it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing !!!!!!!!!

Dumb and Dumber "
. Love that film lol

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By *ountry Bumpkins69Couple over a year ago

neverland

What kind of hooker takes credit cards ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What kind of hooker takes credit cards ? "

Wolf of Wall Street.. Watching it now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls"

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By *etite_RosyWoman over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

"There is no worse death than the end of hope."

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By *etite_RosyWoman over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

""I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls" "

Team America

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""There is no worse death than the end of hope.""

Shocking movie

Arthur King of the Britons

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By *etite_RosyWoman over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

""There is no worse death than the end of hope."

Shocking movie

Arthur King of the Britons

Love that kind of movies

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By *ohnnyBlueEyes23Man over a year ago

Belfast

What we've got here is failure to communicate.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woah, woah, woah, wooah! Tweak the high end on your emotional EQ, sweetpeak. The funky chicken was Charlie's dance. I'm a tango man myself"

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By *etite_RosyWoman over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

"The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it"

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By *etite_RosyWoman over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

""Woah, woah, woah, wooah! Tweak the high end on your emotional EQ, sweetpeak. The funky chicken was Charlie's dance. I'm a tango man myself""

JFK? Sugar I need to Google it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What we've got here is failure to communicate....."

Cool hand Luke

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By *ohnnyBlueEyes23Man over a year ago

Belfast

""Woah, woah, woah, wooah! Tweak the high end on your emotional EQ, sweetpeak. The funky chicken was Charlie's dance. I'm a tango man myself""

Me myself and Irene. Great movie

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By *ohnnyBlueEyes23Man over a year ago

Belfast

"What we've got here is failure to communicate.....

Cool hand Luke"

Yip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt, me.

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By *ountry Bumpkins69Couple over a year ago

neverland

What ya smokin ???? I ain’t smokin, I’m breathin

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By *ohnnyBlueEyes23Man over a year ago

Belfast

"A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt, me."

Lock stock and two smoking barrels??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope I give you the shits,you fucking wimp.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope I give you the shits,you fucking wimp. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels""

Without google: Star Wars or Star Trek?

Im going to check it out now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels"

Without google: Star Wars or Star Trek?

Im going to check it out now"

Nope! That'd be too easy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels"

Without google: Star Wars or Star Trek?

Im going to check it out now"
not startrek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels"

Without google: Star Wars or Star Trek?

Im going to check it out now

Nope! That'd be too easy

Lol clerks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im very bad with guessing Id better stop.

Mrs

(Hidden because of shame)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels""

Space balls?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels"

Without google: Star Wars or Star Trek?

Im going to check it out now

Nope! That'd be too easy

Lol clerks "

Well done

"I'm not Felix. I'm Darth Vader"

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By *sbotangoMan over a year ago

Close by

Heres 50 cents to get a rat to chew that thing off ur face. Good day to you mam

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By *ountry Bumpkins69Couple over a year ago

neverland

When you have to shoot , shoot , don’t talk !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heres 50 cents to get a rat to chew that thing off ur face. Good day to you mam"

Uncle Buck

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By *sbotangoMan over a year ago

Close by

Sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist please (double take)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist please (double take)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist please (double take)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist please (double take)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist please (double take)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *nigmatic DuoCouple over a year ago

Portadown

Uncle Buck

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By *nigmatic DuoCouple over a year ago

Portadown

How you gonna eat corn on the cob with no fuckin teeth??

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By *ohndunboyneMan over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life -- remind me to kill myself.

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By *hett and scarlettCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."

Is that Boondock Saints?

Get away from her, you bitch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that Boondock Saints?

Get away from her, you bitch!"

Aliens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope I give you the shits,you fucking wimp. "
so no one got mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope I give you the shits,you fucking wimp. so no one got mine

Kaizer did!

You did not pick up the cryptic response

So Worf the correct answer in plain English is Dog Soldiers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope I give you the shits,you fucking wimp. so no one got mine

Kaizer did!

You did not pick up the cryptic response

So Worf the correct answer in plain English is Dog Soldiers

"
aww shit, good film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.""

Inglorious bastards..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stephen is my name and i'm the most wanted man on my island, excepet i'm not on my island of course..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'."

Inglorious bastards.. "

Yes! What a fucking movie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stephen is my name and i'm the most wanted man on my island, excepet i'm not on my island of course.."

Bray Fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Holy sh... ark"

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman over a year ago

Cork

'I'll bite your bollocks off'

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By *rmrspumpCouple over a year ago

narnia

"'I'll bite your bollocks off'

The Holy Grail?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'I'll bite your bollocks off'

The Holy Grail? "

No that's "ill bite yer legs off"

This has Kaizer stumped

Is it Bronson?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'I'll bite your bollocks off'

Chopper?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in""

The story of 3 little pigs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'I'll bite your bollocks off'

Monthy Python?

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By *ohndunboyneMan over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Is that Boondock Saints?

Get away from her, you bitch!"

Yes, well spotted

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By *eebl6666Man over a year ago

castlebar

See if u can guess this one the line is

"Fire"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in""

The Shining?

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By *ouble Trouble 1000 OP Couple over a year ago

ireland

"I like baseball,movies ,good clothes,fast cars ,whiskey and You "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in"

The Shining?"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'I'll bite your bollocks off'

Monthy Python?"

That's bite your legs off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling.

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By *rmrspumpCouple over a year ago

narnia

"In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling."

Too easy, you are clearly not a golfer..

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By *n my radarMan over a year ago

mayo

Happy Gilmore/ up up and away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'I'll bite your bollocks off'

Monthy Python?

That's bite your legs off

You know me Im a book reader and only guessing the movie's title

I like challenges, I will keep trying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'I'll bite your bollocks off'

Monthy Python?

That's bite your legs off

You know me Im a book reader and only guessing the movie's title

I like challenges, I will keep trying

Scrolling up is a challenge?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?...... I lied!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'I'll bite your bollocks off'

Monthy Python?

That's bite your legs off

You know me Im a book reader and only guessing the movie's title

I like challenges, I will keep trying

Scrolling up is a challenge?

Hey! I dont use Google to find out whats the movie

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By *vpamelaTV/TS over a year ago

kinkville

Here's a long one.

We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And the Film Actors’ Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don’t know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'I'll bite your bollocks off'

Monthy Python?

That's bite your legs off

You know me Im a book reader and only guessing the movie's title

I like challenges, I will keep trying

Scrolling up is a challenge?

Hey! I dont use Google to find out whats the movie

Jesus Christ!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here's a long one.

Did a Team America one yesterday

The best quotes ever, here's another!

"I'll drill two holes in your dick so that when you take a piss, it goes in all different directions!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."

Colour of money?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you. Let him fuck you."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too easy, you are clearly not a golfer..

shut the fuck up Donny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man - looks retarded, acts retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cars, autistic, sho', not retarded. You got Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump - slow yes, retarded maybe, but he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping pong competition, that ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, Being There - infatile yes, retarded no. You went full retard, man... Never go full retard"

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

""Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man - looks retarded, acts retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cars, autistic, sho', not retarded. You got Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump - slow yes, retarded maybe, but he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping pong competition, that ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, Being There - infatile yes, retarded no. You went full retard, man... Never go full retard""

Tropic Thunder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no man can eat 50 eggs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"no man can eat 50 eggs"

Cool hand luke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dog soldiers

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By *ndrew1972Man over a year ago

Roscrea

"no man can eat 50 eggs"

Cool Hand Luke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope I give you the shits,you fucking wimp.

Dog soldiers

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By *attooYouMan over a year ago

just about northside

""Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you. Let him fuck you."

Must be The Exorcist?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sanka ya dead man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you. Let him fuck you."

Must be The Exorcist? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

karate kid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"karate kid"

Well done D san

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"karate kid

Well done D san

took alot of effort

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By *attooYouMan over a year ago

just about northside

"We're there"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""We're there" "

National Lampoons European Vacation

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

That’ll do pig

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By *attooYouMan over a year ago

just about northside

""We're there"

National Lampoons European Vacation "

Try again..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That’ll do pig"

babe

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"That’ll do pig"

Babe

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"That’ll do pig

babe"

Yes but not the movie I’m thinking of

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

""We're there" "

Dumb and dumber.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"That’ll do pig

babe

Yes but not the movie I’m thinking of"

Shrek

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"That’ll do pig

babe

Yes but not the movie I’m thinking of

Shrek"

Nope

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By *attooYouMan over a year ago

just about northside

""We're there"

Dumb and dumber."

correctamundo

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"That’ll do pig

babe

Yes but not the movie I’m thinking of

Shrek

Nope"

Zombieland

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"That’ll do pig

babe

Yes but not the movie I’m thinking of

Shrek

Nope

Zombieland"

Correct sir

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By *attooYouMan over a year ago

just about northside

He would win some, I would almost win others

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more than I love this brush."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s going to be like a angel on your shoulder and if you ever get hurt and you feel your going down this little angel is going to whisper in your ear GET UP YA SON OF A BITCH cause Mickey loves ya

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"He would win some, I would almost win others"

Megamind

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

""No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more than I love this brush." "

Blades of glory

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"It’s going to be like a angel on your shoulder and if you ever get hurt and you feel your going down this little angel is going to whisper in your ear GET UP YA SON OF A BITCH cause Mickey loves ya "

Rocky V

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know there's more to life then women. I just can't figure out what else there is. I don't need it every night, every morning'd be just fine. A little sex, that's all I'm asking for"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat..."

Heat

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat...

Heat "

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you’ve been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man—promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it’s going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy? That’s all they are. Bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stiletto heels."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give me the bat Wendy. I'm not gonna hurt ya I'm just gonna bash your brains in"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Give me the bat Wendy. I'm not gonna hurt ya I'm just gonna bash your brains in"

Second Shining quote of the day

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By *ouble Trouble 1000 OP Couple over a year ago

ireland

"Never underestimate a fart "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Never underestimate a fart "

The bucket list

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By *ouble Trouble 1000 OP Couple over a year ago

ireland

""Never underestimate a fart "

The bucket list

Correct

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you’ve been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man—promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it’s going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy? That’s all they are. Bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stiletto heels.""

Beautiful girls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's true what they say, Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It's true what they say, Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside""

Guess without Google: Soprano or God father?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It's true what they say, Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside""

Holly guacamole

Naked gun as per Google

Id better stay with my books

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One for the guys is say

"Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It's true what they say, Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside"

Guess without Google: Soprano or God father?

Fuck!

The Godfather

Smokey you don't watch much movies do you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It's true what they say, Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside"

Guess without Google: Soprano or God father?

Fuck!

The Godfather

Smokey you don't watch much movies do you?

Nope

Oldies, classics only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a beautiful man.

Rocky V

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It's true what they say, Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside"

Guess without Google: Soprano or God father?

Fuck!

The Godfather

Smokey you don't watch much movies do you?

Nope

Oldies, classics only

Btw Casablanca is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In one sense, you are a true Norwegian hero"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""In one sense, you are a true Norwegian hero" "

Trollhunter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""In one sense, you are a true Norwegian hero"

Trollhunter

One of Kaizer's favourites

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By *ucky24Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."

Dodgeball. A True underdog story.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""In one sense, you are a true Norwegian hero"

Trollhunter

One of Kaizer's favourites

I have to watch it then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you prick us, do we not bleed? It you tickle us, we we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?"

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