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over a year ago
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The Lelo Smart Wand it's like the Porsche of wands sleek expensive ergonomic stylish a joy to look at and makes me purr like a Porsche engine
It's like having the best boyfriend ever makes you cum gives you a back massage and lies silently beside you not wrecking your head. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No head wrecking but does it slip your bra off and can you see the hunger in its eye as you share a slow kiss? "
Or make a nice cup of tea afterwards  |
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"The Lelo Smart Wand it's like the Porsche of wands sleek expensive ergonomic stylish a joy to look at and makes me purr like a Porsche engine
It's like having the best boyfriend ever makes you cum gives you a back massage and lies silently beside you not wrecking your head. "
 you sound like a salesperson for the lelo smart wand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Lelo Smart Wand it's like the Porsche of wands sleek expensive ergonomic stylish a joy to look at and makes me purr like a Porsche engine
It's like having the best boyfriend ever makes you cum gives you a back massage and lies silently beside you not wrecking your head.
you sound like a salesperson for the lelo smart wand "
Haha they can send me free stuff to try anytime |
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"The Lelo Smart Wand it's like the Porsche of wands sleek expensive ergonomic stylish a joy to look at and makes me purr like a Porsche engine
It's like having the best boyfriend ever makes you cum gives you a back massage and lies silently beside you not wrecking your head.
you sound like a salesperson for the lelo smart wand
Haha they can send me free stuff to try anytime "
You should contact them and give a review of the lelo smart wand and tell them you will also be a tester for any other products they wish you to try Rolf |
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"The Lelo Smart Wand it's like the Porsche of wands sleek expensive ergonomic stylish a joy to look at and makes me purr like a Porsche engine
It's like having the best boyfriend ever makes you cum gives you a back massage and lies silently beside you not wrecking your head. "
Porsche is made by Volkswagen .... you know the ones that gave us the beetle???..... maybe you should call your wand “Herbie”... :D |
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"The Lelo Smart Wand it's like the Porsche of wands sleek expensive ergonomic stylish a joy to look at and makes me purr like a Porsche engine
It's like having the best boyfriend ever makes you cum gives you a back massage and lies silently beside you not wrecking your head.
Porsche is made by Volkswagen .... you know the ones that gave us the beetle???..... maybe you should call your wand “Herbie”... :D"
I call it Bob (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
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"The Lelo Smart Wand it's like the Porsche of wands sleek expensive ergonomic stylish a joy to look at and makes me purr like a Porsche engine
It's like having the best boyfriend ever makes you cum gives you a back massage and lies silently beside you not wrecking your head.
Porsche is made by Volkswagen .... you know the ones that gave us the beetle???..... maybe you should call your wand “Herbie”... :D
I call it Bob (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
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Next time I hear the name bob called out that's all I'll be thinking |
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