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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Every let one out by pure accident on a meet or during play..  Is is a huge turn off..  what about that awkward 10 seconds after it..  or the concentration levels of waiting untill you leave.. 
Crohn's disease, Davy?  "
Disease free..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Every let one out by pure accident on a meet or during play.. Is is a huge turn off.. what about that awkward 10 seconds after it.. or the concentration levels of waiting untill you leave..
Thankfully never Davy there’s always a first but "
Never know someone might be into it.. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Every let one out by pure accident on a meet or during play.. Is is a huge turn off.. what about that awkward 10 seconds after it.. or the concentration levels of waiting untill you leave..
Thankfully never Davy there’s always a first but
Never know someone might be into it.. "
Yup Iv had that message |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Once went into a business meeting and as I sat down opposite an engineer and leaned over the table to shake her hand a really loud fart just slipped out from me.
I went as Red as a Tomato and just apologized as I had to own it.
She laughed thank God but I still get embarrassed in thinking about it.
Jesus if it was during a cooffe meet I'd fecking die |
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Oh Jesus bowman I'd die, I once went to a meet, and came under a little pressure so to speak, made an excuse that I forgot condoms and drove around the corner in the car, was back in a few, the poor girl nearly died as she was convinced I wasnt coming back, and it was a lame excuse to leave, at that point I told her the truth and we both still laugh about it, i meet her every now and then and she'll always message saying " dont forget the condoms followed by the gusty wind emoji  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh Jesus bowman I'd die, I once went to a meet, and came under a little pressure so to speak, made an excuse that I forgot condoms and drove around the corner in the car, was back in a few, the poor girl nearly died as she was convinced I wasnt coming back, and it was a lame excuse to leave, at that point I told her the truth and we both still laugh about it, i meet her every now and then and she'll always message saying " dont forget the condoms followed by the gusty wind emoji "
Quality.. love that..hahaha
And the fact ye laugh at still..this post was a complete pisstake by me but it actually does happen.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Every let one out by pure accident on a meet or during play.. Is is a huge turn off.. what about that awkward 10 seconds after it.. or the concentration levels of waiting untill you leave..
Thankfully never Davy there’s always a first but
Never know someone might be into it..
Yup Iv had that message "
Is there anything you havent been offered B |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like to fart to bring an end to a meet that isn't going well 
I'll know what to look out for so
I'll be sure not to eat beans or dairy the night before  
Lol.sounds like a plan I'll bring a gas mask just in case "
Theres a kink I havent tried before lol |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"I like to fart to bring an end to a meet that isn't going well
I'll know what to look out for so
I'll be sure not to eat beans or dairy the night before
Lol.sounds like a plan I'll bring a gas mask just in case
Theres a kink I havent tried before lol "
Hahaha well I guess it's a new one for both of us so |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like to fart to bring an end to a meet that isn't going well
I'll know what to look out for so
I'll be sure not to eat beans or dairy the night before
Lol.sounds like a plan I'll bring a gas mask just in case
Theres a kink I havent tried before lol
Hahaha well I guess it's a new one for both of us so "
I wonder what other new stuff we could try |
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By *oxer22Man
over a year ago
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Had a meet once, and we were doing a bit of the oul 69, well during the course of play , she did summit that suprised me and I lost control, shot my load unexpectedly which she wasn't expecting, well in turn she lost control and let a good oul fart rip, could feel a blast of air fly past my forehead and across the top of my head, have to say she parted my hair nicely but a hair dryer is the safer option |
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Wasn't this an old joke about a sexual position?
Where she was down on you and you let one rip but pulled the duvet over her head so she couldn't surface out of the smell for fresh air.
Can't remember the name of it |
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"Wasn't this an old joke about a sexual position?
Where she was down on you and you let one rip but pulled the duvet over her head so she couldn't surface out of the smell for fresh air.
Can't remember the name of it "
isn't that a Dutch oven |
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