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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fab hotel is open again for business this evening!
Come into the bar and have a Christmas tipple
I’ll be your very friendly barmaid this evening let me know what you desire and I’ll see if I can rustle something up for you ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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First customers of the evening!
You’re both very welcome delighted to have you here. Help yourself to some complimentary nuts, let me get those drinks for you whilst you mingle a little ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"Pink gin and Seven Up for me please... And give the lovely lady at the end of the bar whatever she's having
Pushes bar stool out with my stocking clad leg come closer don't be shy now
I'm coming, I'm coming "
A bit early Ken but if you insist ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Of course sir!
Might I suggest a glass of water to go with that? We don’t want any trouble here this evening
Trouble is Kaizer's middle name "
oh I know but we’ve just redecorated after the last incident so if you could just behave tonight I would be eternally grateful! I don’t mind showing you how grateful I can be either
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"Of course sir!
Might I suggest a glass of water to go with that? We don’t want any trouble here this evening
Trouble is Kaizer's middle name
oh I know but we’ve just redecorated after the last incident so if you could just behave tonight I would be eternally grateful! I don’t mind showing you how grateful I can be either
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Whatever the lady desires
Best leave the Whiskey till later ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coming right up ladies!
There’s a bit of talent in here tonight, if you play your cards right you could do well for yourselves "
Evening all! Pour me a Hendricks and tonic please.. and one for yourself ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Coming right up ladies!
There’s a bit of talent in here tonight, if you play your cards right you could do well for yourselves
Evening all! Pour me a Hendricks and tonic please.. and one for yourself "
Don’t mind if I do ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bad day, I’ll have a large Malbec and sink into the corner to keep myself to myself"
Say no more! Give me the nod when you’re ready and I’ll send over another ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"Bad day, I’ll have a large Malbec and sink into the corner to keep myself to myself
Say no more! Give me the nod when you’re ready and I’ll send over another "
If the fire is on I could be here all night |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve had enough of my own company, can I have another Malbec?
Take a seat and we can watch the bar from here "
Of course gorgeous! Come away from the fire and sit with me at the bar. I’ll keep you warm |
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"I’ve had enough of my own company, can I have another Malbec?
Take a seat and we can watch the bar from here
Of course gorgeous! Come away from the fire and sit with me at the bar. I’ll keep you warm "
Can I come sit with ye to? I'm fairly new here, I could do with some pointers ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve had enough of my own company, can I have another Malbec?
Take a seat and we can watch the bar from here
Of course gorgeous! Come away from the fire and sit with me at the bar. I’ll keep you warm
Can I come sit with ye to? I'm fairly new here, I could do with some pointers "
Of course darling us Tipp women have got to look out for each other. I’ll open another bottle and get another glass. Pull up a stool ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab hotel is open again for business this evening!
Come into the bar and have a Christmas tipple
I’ll be your very friendly barmaid this evening let me know what you desire and I’ll see if I can rustle something up for you "
I don't need an alcohol or food. I need a strong man who knows how to fix my back ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fab hotel is open again for business this evening!
Come into the bar and have a Christmas tipple
I’ll be your very friendly barmaid this evening let me know what you desire and I’ll see if I can rustle something up for you
I don't need an alcohol or food. I need a strong man who knows how to fix my back "
Is there any chance Ms for it, please? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fab hotel is open again for business this evening!
Come into the bar and have a Christmas tipple
I’ll be your very friendly barmaid this evening let me know what you desire and I’ll see if I can rustle something up for you
I don't need an alcohol or food. I need a strong man who knows how to fix my back
Is there any chance Ms for it, please? "
Let me ask around for you Smokey
Take a seat at the bar while I have a word with my patrons! There’s surely someone here that can sort you out ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pour me another one Miss C, please.
Can I be of any assistance to anyone in here this fine evening? ...looks over in Smokey’s direction..."
And she is smiling and ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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