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"Ah.. You have to tell us now  "
The poor chap was very holy and never masturbated. He thought Jesus would be watching him fiddle with himself.
So his entire body seemed to go into shock. His eyes and body swelled up and started itching all over. This was the 90s so I had to ring the hotel where his parents where at a wedding to bring him to hospital. He said it was Gods way of punishing him. Certainly put me off giving blowjobs for a while  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah.. You have to tell us now
The poor chap was very holy and never masturbated. He thought Jesus would be watching him fiddle with himself.
So his entire body seemed to go into shock. His eyes and body swelled up and started itching all over. This was the 90s so I had to ring the hotel where his parents where at a wedding to bring him to hospital. He said it was Gods way of punishing him. Certainly put me off giving blowjobs for a while "
Ahhh ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies.... do you remember the first ever bj you ever gave ??
Remember how it was ??
Like samantha says in Sex and city ... it is a job... but you have to like it first...
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My first one wasn't (in my opinion) super extra but my fiance became my hubby (3yesrs ex) but I think training on bananas helps  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah.. You have to tell us now
The poor chap was very holy and never masturbated. He thought Jesus would be watching him fiddle with himself.
So his entire body seemed to go into shock. His eyes and body swelled up and started itching all over. This was the 90s so I had to ring the hotel where his parents where at a wedding to bring him to hospital. He said it was Gods way of punishing him. Certainly put me off giving blowjobs for a while "
Definitely wasn’t expecting that |
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"Ladies.... do you remember the first ever bj you ever gave ??
Remember how it was ??
Like samantha says in Sex and city ... it is a job... but you have to like it first...
My first one wasn't (in my opinion) super extra but my fiance became my hubby (3yesrs ex) but I think training on bananas helps "
I do hope you never tried to peel a cock in the same fashion   |
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Remember getting my first off a girl in the park one winters eve. We were meeting on and off for a bit, I was 16 and had my moped and used to meet her there in the evenings so we could meet in private. Moped was the most embarrassing thing ever thinking back now but I got some amount of women from neighbouring towns on that yoke haha. Anyways....eventually got her to agree to suck it one night and it was heaven. She was (and still is) an amazing swordswoman haha. Didnt last too long and she had told me to tell her when I was coming but I kinda let a little shot in first and then told her I was coming, she pulled back choking on the cum and I fired the rest of it out into the darkness. Wasnt until later that night I got a text off her saying she walked back into her house and her mam asked what did she spill on her top. Turns out I've a bad aim in the dark and Ford all over her chest haha. We always laughed about it afterwards, I'd absolutely love to meet her nowadays again shes a cracker  |
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"Ladies.... do you remember the first ever bj you ever gave ??
Remember how it was ??
Like samantha says in Sex and city ... it is a job... but you have to like it first...
My first one wasn't (in my opinion) super extra but my fiance became my hubby (3yesrs ex) but I think training on bananas helps
I do hope you never tried to peel a cock in the same fashion "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Someone should tell young wans it's a suck job not a blow job .there I was blowing air on his cock for half an hour . Poor fella never said a word or made a sound just silence! |
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"Someone should tell young wans it's a suck job not a blow job .there I was blowing air on his cock for half an hour . Poor fella never said a word or made a sound just silence! "
You sure you didn't kill him?
For any uninitiated, innocent folks reading, blowing air into a penis/vagina forcefully can cause an air bubble in the bloodstream, which can travel to the heart and kill the recipient!
Just FYI. Let's be safe out there folks.
This was a public information notice from a willing, happy receiver and giver of oral sex, preferably in that order  |
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"Ah.. You have to tell us now
The poor chap was very holy and never masturbated. He thought Jesus would be watching him fiddle with himself.
So his entire body seemed to go into shock. His eyes and body swelled up and started itching all over. This was the 90s so I had to ring the hotel where his parents where at a wedding to bring him to hospital. He said it was Gods way of punishing him. Certainly put me off giving blowjobs for a while "
Off, but I had a similar gf for a short time, she was pretty religious and yet a little slut. She had the idea to be virgin when she gets married, so she only did the 'back door', but I was allowed to lick her clit. Also she didn't do bjs, cause by her values it's the degradation of females.
I don't know what the story with her now, cause it was almost 20 years ago and she's still not married |
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To I was at a family birthday party and then bf and I sneaked outside for some fun. I thought I had performed brilliantly until I was told I had sneezed on my top. Sure enough was a big was on my chest. Thankfully it wasn't someone young enough to realise what it was |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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I remember the first time I did. It was with my boyfriend at the time we were both 17. It was awful he really never cleaned himself properly and it out me off giving bjs for a long time
I've since learnt to overcome that and now find nothing sexier than when you are down on a guy and he gets harder and you can tell how much he is enjoying it.
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I remember my first GF hated taking a shot in the mouth, whenever id get close to blowing a load she would whip it out of her mouth and all but run away
Most memorable blowjob was certainly the first one that cum was swallowed, and her tongue lapped around the head of my cock looking for more..
Knees went proper weak with the pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah.. You have to tell us now
The poor chap was very holy and never masturbated. He thought Jesus would be watching him fiddle with himself.
So his entire body seemed to go into shock. His eyes and body swelled up and started itching all over. This was the 90s so I had to ring the hotel where his parents where at a wedding to bring him to hospital. He said it was Gods way of punishing him. Certainly put me off giving blowjobs for a while "
Best story ever you can try the same on me anytime X |
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