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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi all, we're wondering what's the worst first message you've gotten? Or what's the most annoying regular first message you get!? 
Ours is, "I'm passing by your place in 10 mins, I could visit? "... We're not a service station lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi all, we're wondering what's the worst first message you've gotten? Or what's the most annoying regular first message you get!?
Ours is, "I'm passing by your place in 10 mins, I could visit? "... We're not a service station lol "
Mine was 'I want to fuck you so bad' by straight guys to my old couples profile, I would reply thanks for the offer but in not bi and they would get very upset that I even hinted they might be but they did just as to fuck me hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mine was 'I want to fuck you so bad' by straight guys to my old couples profile, I would reply thanks for the offer but in not bi and they would get very upset that I even hinted they might be but they did just as to fuck me hahaha"
Some guys are so fragile lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine was 'I want to fuck you so bad' by straight guys to my old couples profile, I would reply thanks for the offer but in not bi and they would get very upset that I even hinted they might be but they did just as to fuck me hahaha
Some guys are so fragile lol"
Yep, we would get the message and I would immediately take over just to take the piss out of them hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The "I'm nearby want to fuck now" really annoying at times, plus they get really offended when you say no that your in work and don't do meets at the drop of a hat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The "I'm nearby want to fuck now" really annoying at times, plus they get really offended when you say no that your in work and don't do meets at the drop of a hat "
Should invite them over, I'm sure himself could sort them out right quick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey D,
Hi guys, was hopeing yea would be at the M&G last night hahahaToo much on to go, life and stuff, Dee says hello "
Next time guys or I'll come find yea hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So when are youse free would u like to see your girl getting fucked hard and used by. Fat dock dominate
That is word for word message from the illiterate dumbass
He was blocked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So when are youse free would u like to see your girl getting fucked hard and used by. Fat dock dominate
That is word for word message from the illiterate dumbass
He was blocked "
Hahaha it brillent when they can't even get the crap spelled right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hi will you sell me your thong?" was the worst we have received in recent days. wound him up a bit asking did he want to buy jay's thong (p.s. he doesn't wear thongs but i needed a laugh) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had this pearler, wound him up for a while before blocking
Would ur mrs gush her piss in my mouth
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Highlights include him asking, "can you hold four pints?"
To which I responded "yes I've got big hands" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have gotten a lot of I’d like to suck your cock from guys .. I reply with thanks but I’m straight.. and the usual reply is I’m good at sucking straight guys cocks etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Filters up and only get a weird message maybe once or twice a month and definitely time showing me both guys were definitely d*unk. Blocked. Next please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi all, we're wondering what's the worst first message you've gotten? Or what's the most annoying regular first message you get!?
Ours is, "I'm passing by your place in 10 mins, I could visit? "... We're not a service station lol "
mine is you want me to suck your cock. I reply thanks but I'm streaght. And I got so I'll still suck you dry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most of my first messages are awful!! "
That's sad. But at the same time, these awful messages do keep you alert and aware that a large part of Fab community are all kinds of scumbags and some pretty sick individuals who can"t express themselves anywhere else. So those worth the effort can be hard to find yet there are plenty of super nice people out there who might become good friends along the way. We certainly made some very few but true everyday life friends from here.
Back onto the topic, I'll never forget our very first message, when we first joined fab, almost 4 years ago. Some guy in his mid 50's texted: "is she submissive". Swinging was all new to us entirely at that stage and so was the terminology. I had to look up urban dictionary for the definition of "submissive" (yeah I know but we are not native English speakers) :D When we first got an idea and found fab, we had this illusion that it will be something like socialising out in a pub, where you could have somewhat normal chit chat with 9 out of 10 strangers who are there for more or less same reasons, just with some future perspective to turn it into a kinky fun and games.. So imagine both of us reaction when we finally got a "straight" question in a message "straight" :D Would be best described as "WTF is that about?!" :D and so what followed was overwhelming, something like 180 profile views, winks, friend requests and a ton of messages containing similar content, within just over an hour. And then... - we discovered filters! :D
To be completely honest, 80% of all "expressions of interest", from outside that small group, who we've managed to build a bond with, are a complete waste and not worth a click of a "delete" button but we don't get frustrated anymore and instead only react to what's worth it |
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By *un_guy_69Man
over a year ago
Limerick/Tipperary border |
"I don't mind fucking fat birds 
I get that one alot x"
WOW there are some real 'high class' people on here. And the scary thing is they probably think people will respond to that message.
Ignore them you are a sexy lady.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Want a ride from an army cock.
If his user name wasn’t Private Parts then he missed a trick. "
I didn't know they have chicken in army defeats the purpose |
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"Want a ride from an army cock.
If his user name wasn’t Private Parts then he missed a trick. I didn't know they have chicken in army defeats the purpose"
It’s what wakes them up in the morning.
Cockadoodledoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Do u like horses I’ve a few if u be up for looking at them some time u can even get on one and il walk u around lovely spot were I have them beside the canal even just give u oral after it u don’t have to return the favour”
That one was a bit of a rollercoaster! Horses, the canal, unreciprocated oral, it had it all.
Another gem “wanna fuck in a double decker bus?”
Best ever though was “you’re hotter than a junkie’s spoon” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Do u like horses I’ve a few if u be up for looking at them some time u can even get on one and il walk u around lovely spot were I have them beside the canal even just give u oral after it u don’t have to return the favour”
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You can't say he didn't put a lot of effort into it!! |
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"“Do u like horses I’ve a few if u be up for looking at them some time u can even get on one and il walk u around lovely spot were I have them beside the canal even just give u oral after it u don’t have to return the favour”
You can't say he didn't put a lot of effort into it!! "
It's original in fairness |
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By *askia_1TV/TS
over a year ago
From Dublin living in Amsterdam |
"So when are youse free would u like to see your girl getting fucked hard and used by. Fat dock dominate
That is word for word message from the illiterate dumbass
He was blocked
Hahaha it brillent when they can't even get the crap spelled right "
Nor can you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One time after composing a well-thought-out opening message to a lady on my hotlist, and nothing too dirty either, I received back the lovely response that simply said: "Twat."
Previously, with a different message but with the same set-up and to a different person, the response was: "Idiot", which was also nice :D |
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