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By *BelfastGuy OP Man over a year ago

Belfast

Just for the craic. I'll start.

I'm like a submarine I like to go down.

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By *eepimpactMan over a year ago

Dublin

Do you like dragons?

Yes...why?

Because i'm gonna be dragging my balls all over your face!

Try that on your next Fri or Sat night out lads and thank me later!!

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By *attooYouMan over a year ago

just about northside

10,000 tonne Polar bear.

Huh?

10,000 tonne Polar bear.

WHAT?

Just tryin to break the ice...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *hesheik80Man over a year ago

ctroy

Your eyes are like spanners,every time I look at you,my nuts tighten.

Note:This has never worked for me ??

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By *ulgingKnixMan over a year ago

north kerry

I have so much wood for you I could build a coffee table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m jealous of your heart..

Because it’s pumping inside you and I’m not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m jealous of your heart..

Because it’s pumping inside you and I’m not

Is your name as beautiful as your face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you sit on a pile of sugar?..Because thats a sweet ass!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I did an eye test with a pic of you the only letter I'd see is mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *ustin-SiderMan over a year ago

Belfast

Get your crash helmet luv, you're going through the headboard later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s a beautiful girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Can we take a picture together so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dad must be a pirate

Cos your chest is a treasure!

(licks finger and wipes it on her skirt)

Right, let's get you out of those wet clothes before you catch a cold.

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

My names Fred Flintstone. Do you want me to make your bed rock?

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By *hris toperMan over a year ago

roscommon sligo mayo

I’m not a gynaecologist, but I’ll take a look at it for you ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grab ur coat love...uve pulled!

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By *amelman7823Man over a year ago

Ashbourne

My Name is Bond...Polybond..I'm here to fill your crack

only works on women that enjoy a bit of DIY

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

Him: You remind me of my six favourite letters of the Alphabet: U R A Q T.

Her: That's only five letters.

Him: I know but I'll give you the D later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Want to go halves on a bastard" is one I heard recently

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By *andytownMan over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Touch your toes, your on in 5

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By *untimestippMan over a year ago

t town

How’s your clit for a clatter!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guy: you have the most beautiful eyebrows

Me: eh what?

Guy: yeah I'd love to be looking down at them later

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By *ulu00Woman over a year ago

Donegal

Is your surname Jacobs?

No, why?

Because youre a cracker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come sit on my knee and we will talk about the first thing that pops up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow...you're really doing that dress a huge favour by wearing it "

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By *heLongGoodNightMan over a year ago

Works well with “how’s your belly for a lodger”

Neither worked for me!

Although “I lost my number can I have yours” has worked!!!

Go figure!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ever had a 68?

It’s like a 69 only I owe you one.

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