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How to keep warm?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shiver me timbers it's cold 
How will the average Fabhead stay warm this winter?
Intercourse?
Masterbation?
Central Heating?
Solid Fuel?
A large bath full of hot Minestrone Soup?
Emigrate?
Kaizer is tempted to hibernate in the Man cave until March at least  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sexercise - the benefits are multiple. I eagerly anticipate the the return of my beloved from abroad today,tired of being cold and horny  "
That's something to look forward to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm at home now sitting in front of a blazing fire, this is the life
Budge over and make some room for two more... it’s freezing here!  "
Eh sorry, the dog took your seat |
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"I'm at home now sitting in front of a blazing fire, this is the life
Budge over and make some room for two more... it’s freezing here!
Eh sorry, the dog took your seat "
Awww that’s pretty woof of him! 
Brrrrrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Share a shower
Share a bath
Share a hot tub
Have someone rub hot coconut oil all over your body
Share a bed with cotton sheets
Hug
Cuddle
Let the cat sit on you. "
Any girls able to give a massage like this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slave on the bog all summer long so you can smugly look over your turf empire in the shed. Now to to toast my bare arse off the fire"
God no! The midges in the bog suck you better than an olympic straw tester |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely that chest hair would come in handy K?  "
The Manbeast is a warm blooded creature! Whilst this magnificent fur coat keeps Kaizer warm (and is also completely inflammable). The dramatic drop in temperature along with the reduction in day light hours through out winter means yours truly is literally shivering timbers all winter long!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely that chest hair would come in handy K?
The Manbeast is a warm blooded creature! Whilst this magnificent fur coat keeps Kaizer warm (and is also completely inflammable). The dramatic drop in temperature along with the reduction in day light hours through out winter means yours truly is literally shivering timbers all winter long!
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Inflammable - are you sure about that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Surely that chest hair would come in handy K?
The Manbeast is a warm blooded creature! Whilst this magnificent fur coat keeps Kaizer warm (and is also completely inflammable). The dramatic drop in temperature along with the reduction in day light hours through out winter means yours truly is literally shivering timbers all winter long!
Inflammable - are you sure about that "
72% certain your highness |
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Let yourself feel the cold as the winter aproaches, your body will increase its brown fat stores, and then your body can just burn fat to keep you warm during the winter.
Avoid the cold, turn on the temp in your car, and work in heated office, and you will never have any brown fat and be cold all winter as soon as you are exposed to it.
Thats assuming you are Irish and evolved thousands of years for this climate.
If youre from somewhere else then just wrap up warm and wank? |
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"Slave on the bog all summer long so you can smugly look over your turf empire in the shed. Now to to toast my bare arse off the fire"
There's something very satisfying about a shed full of turf or timber as winter is closing in, thankfully I haven't bent my back in the bog for a good few years now , all my fuel is free and stockpiled over the summer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot water bottle... tootsies....fleece blanket... Porridge lol "
Ah yes ..the good ol' Porridge...with hemp & chia seeds ,cod liver oil , blueberries & honey ....yum yum ... |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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Hot water bottle... tootsies....fleece blanket... Porridge lol
Ah yes ..the good ol' Porridge...with hemp & chia seeds ,cod liver oil , blueberries & honey ....yum yum ...
All Sounded so good until the cod liver oil part |
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