"Can I put my tree up yet??"
Only if it's a fake one.
If it's a real one, it's the first of at least 3 you'll have between now and Christmas, as it'll shrivel up and die on you.
Kinda like a comparison of a dildo and cock, don't you think  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *ubyShuWoman
over a year ago
Nearby |
"Can I put my tree up yet??
Only if it's a fake one.
If it's a real one, it's the first of at least 3 you'll have between now and Christmas, as it'll shrivel up and die on you.
Kinda like a comparison of a dildo and cock, don't you think "
Kinda is lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Can I put my tree up yet??
Only if it's a fake one.
If it's a real one, it's the first of at least 3 you'll have between now and Christmas, as it'll shrivel up and die on you.
Kinda like a comparison of a dildo and cock, don't you think
Kinda is lol"
Those pesky dildos |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ubyShuWoman
over a year ago
Nearby |
"Can I put my tree up yet??
Only if it's a fake one.
If it's a real one, it's the first of at least 3 you'll have between now and Christmas, as it'll shrivel up and die on you.
Kinda like a comparison of a dildo and cock, don't you think
Kinda is lol
Those pesky dildos "
Cant beat the real thing though  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Now that Halloween is over....
Only 53 days to go.....
All together now...
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way"
Thanksgiving first, Jamie! 
I need to hire a Santa this year. Are you available?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Can I put my tree up yet??
Only if it's a fake one.
If it's a real one, it's the first of at least 3 you'll have between now and Christmas, as it'll shrivel up and die on you.
Kinda like a comparison of a dildo and cock, don't you think
Kinda is lol
Those pesky dildos
Cant beat the real thing though "
Ya the way the make the whole room smell.......wait |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Now that Halloween is over....
Only 53 days to go.....
All together now...
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Thanksgiving first, Jamie!
I need to hire a Santa this year. Are you available? "
If I was worried about Thanksgiving Id have said happy holidays
Sure... you got a suit? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Now that Halloween is over....
Only 53 days to go.....
All together now...
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Thanksgiving first, Jamie!
I need to hire a Santa this year. Are you available?
If I was worried about Thanksgiving Id have said happy holidays
Sure... you got a suit?"
Santa for adult ladies, Jamie
I hope you can find something |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"There's always one that posts the premature Christmas thread, and like with other premature happenings, there's no fun in it. "
There is for the poster/cummer DH....
Happy fricken christmas |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Now that Halloween is over....
Only 53 days to go.....
All together now...
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Fuck off schlong
What he said  "
And as I said to him.... Fair  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm actually getting a head start on some Christmas baking today 
Are you taking orders
I already have... Which is why I need a head start  "
If you have a few spare mince pies laying around you can let me know preferably with brandy butter and don’t spare the brandy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm actually getting a head start on some Christmas baking today
Are you taking orders
I already have... Which is why I need a head start
If you have a few spare mince pies laying around you can let me know preferably with brandy butter and don’t spare the brandy "
Mince pies will be done as needed over the Christmas period as pastries should always be freshly baked but fruit cakes and puddings are infinitely better aged... I'm only mixing and soaking the ingredients for those today really... Actual oven baking starts tomorrow!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I'm actually getting a head start on some Christmas baking today
Are you taking orders
I already have... Which is why I need a head start
If you have a few spare mince pies laying around you can let me know preferably with brandy butter and don’t spare the brandy
Mince pies will be done as needed over the Christmas period as pastries should always be freshly baked but fruit cakes and puddings are infinitely better aged... I'm only mixing and soaking the ingredients for those today really... Actual oven baking starts tomorrow! "
Christmas cake? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Now that Halloween is over....
Only 53 days to go.....
All together now...
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way"
Eh, if it weren't for that profile pic, I'd be blocking you for this thread |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Now that Halloween is over....
Only 53 days to go.....
All together now...
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way"
Can I sit on Santa's lap and tell him to put me on the naughty list for being so bold |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Now that Halloween is over....
Only 53 days to go.....
All together now...
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Can I sit on Santa's lap and tell him to put me on the naughty list for being so bold"
He will bring you loads of naughty toys for being bold... can i come over and play with them with u lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
