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over a year ago
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Oh that's a really good question, I'd say telling lies, be open and honest from the start, I'm married but on my profile it states that so the women I met know from the off that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Christmas ads in October.
Smelly people,
Fake profiles,
Men who pretend they have a wife who wants a massage,
Boris,
The long cold, gloomy winter ahead of us... "
Good to know lol |
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Attached guys, especially if they have the word "honest" anywhere on their profile
Profiles with no pics or a message from someone with no profile pic (instant delete, don't even open the message)
"I love BBWs" (your medal is in the post!)
"don't know what to say here" / "just ask"
"will fill in later" (ironically always on profiles that are months or years old)
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Unshaven both male and female
Friend requests without chatting first
Ridiculously bad spelling and grammar
Bad hygiene
Impatience
Pushy men
Sex without condoms and pics on profile showing/ptomoting this
If their verifications are boring/generic or given by someone who would get up on anything with a pulse
Girls who message one or two word replies but stalk your fab
Questions about mister and why this profile is only ran by me
Asking if I want the "fuck of my life"
Cum in mouth
How many is the limit? LOL |
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PAIN ...as I'm a lover not a fighter 
SCAT ...as I take enough of that at work 
SO MUCH PUBIC HAIR ...that I need a flymo 
Lazy replies ...3 LOL's and you're out, 'k? 
DIVA's  ...who need to go to a nightclub for a reality check 
DIVA's ...with no intention of meeting anyone but will try and tag you along.
DIVA's with 100 coffee meet veris and not a sex meet yet call themselves "swingers" 
...Now, did I mention that
I've no time for Diva's??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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PAIN ...as I'm a lover not a fighter
SCAT ...as I take enough of that at work
SO MUCH PUBIC HAIR ...that I need a flymo
Lazy replies ...3 LOL's and you're out, 'k?
DIVA's ...who need to go to a nightclub for a reality check
DIVA's ...with no intention of meeting anyone but will try and tag you along.
DIVA's with 100 coffee meet veris and not a sex meet yet call themselves "swingers"
...Now, did I mention that
I've no time for Diva's??? "
Poor ol' Diva...she never had a chance ...and all she wanted was a coffee...but she never told anyone she had shares in the coffee company..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
PAIN ...as I'm a lover not a fighter
SCAT ...as I take enough of that at work
SO MUCH PUBIC HAIR ...that I need a flymo
Lazy replies ...3 LOL's and you're out, 'k?
DIVA's ...who need to go to a nightclub for a reality check
DIVA's ...with no intention of meeting anyone but will try and tag you along.
DIVA's with 100 coffee meet veris and not a sex meet yet call themselves "swingers"
...Now, did I mention that
I've no time for Diva's??? "
 love it |
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"Attached guys, especially if they have the word "honest" anywhere on their profile
Profiles with no pics or a message from someone with no profile pic (instant delete, don't even open the message)
"I love BBWs" (your medal is in the post!)
"don't know what to say here" / "just ask"
"will fill in later" (ironically always on profiles that are months or years old)
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What if they say I'm in a relationship honest to god. |
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"Christmas ads in October.
Smelly people,
Fake profiles,
Men who pretend they have a wife who wants a massage,
Boris,
The long cold, gloomy winter ahead of us... "
Bloody fireworks going off all night and it's not even halloween yet. My dogs ran in and hid under the Christmas tree. |
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PAIN ...as I'm a lover not a fighter
SCAT ...as I take enough of that at work
SO MUCH PUBIC HAIR ...that I need a flymo
Lazy replies ...3 LOL's and you're out, 'k?
DIVA's ...who need to go to a nightclub for a reality check
DIVA's ...with no intention of meeting anyone but will try and tag you along.
DIVA's with 100 coffee meet veris and not a sex meet yet call themselves "swingers"
...Now, did I mention that
I've no time for Diva's??? "
 brilliant |
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PAIN ...as I'm a lover not a fighter
SCAT ...as I take enough of that at work
SO MUCH PUBIC HAIR ...that I need a flymo
Lazy replies ...3 LOL's and you're out, 'k?
DIVA's ...who need to go to a nightclub for a reality check
DIVA's ...with no intention of meeting anyone but will try and tag you along.
DIVA's with 100 coffee meet veris and not a sex meet yet call themselves "swingers"
...Now, did I mention that
I've no time for Diva's??? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crassness
Pushiness
Men who fail to notice that we are a couple
Any mention of the word discreet, these people are almost invariably the ones with no understanding of the concept
People who describe themselves as classy, for the same reason as above |
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PAIN ...as I'm a lover not a fighter
SCAT ...as I take enough of that at work
SO MUCH PUBIC HAIR ...that I need a flymo
Lazy replies ...3 LOL's and you're out, 'k?
DIVA's ...who need to go to a nightclub for a reality check
DIVA's ...with no intention of meeting anyone but will try and tag you along.
DIVA's with 100 coffee meet veris and not a sex meet yet call themselves "swingers"
...Now, did I mention that
I've no time for Diva's??? "
Ooopppssss!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone who doesn't pay their half towards the cost of the hotel when on a meet.
Anyone that would think it's ok to take pics on a meet, upload them to their own profile and refuse to give a copy to the other person in them.
Unacceptable.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone who doesn't pay their half towards the cost of the hotel when on a meet.
Anyone that would think it's ok to take pics on a meet, upload them to their own profile and refuse to give a copy to the other person in them.
Unacceptable
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Totally so ... Absolutely..fully agree ...some just take liberties left right and center ..like they have a divine right to without any regards for others |
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"Anyone who doesn't pay their half towards the cost of the hotel when on a meet.
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I love the excuses some use.. "remind me to stop at the ATM when we leave" or "I'll pay for the room, next time we meet"  , yeah right! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crassness
Pushiness
Men who fail to notice that we are a couple
Any mention of the word discreet, these people are almost invariably the ones with no understanding of the concept
People who describe themselves as classy, for the same reason as above "
What if I am discreetly classy.....so much so you wouldnt even know I was |
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"Any mention of the word discreet, these people are almost invariably the ones with no understanding of the concept"
Discreet as in "don't kiss and tell" and don't write the whole story of a meet in a verification ?
Or "discreet" as in gay/bi/Fab straight or married/attached but not out or don't want my partner/women on Fab, to know about it? |
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"Any mention of the word discreet, these people are almost invariably the ones with no understanding of the concept
Discreet as in "don't kiss and tell" and don't write the whole story of a meet in a verification ?
Or "discreet" as in gay/bi/Fab straight or married/attached but not out or don't want my partner/women on Fab, to know about it? "
Or discreet but can't wait to share the gossip about x.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Crassness
Pushiness
Men who fail to notice that we are a couple
Any mention of the word discreet, these people are almost invariably the ones with no understanding of the concept
People who describe themselves as classy, for the same reason as above
What if I am discreetly classy.....so much so you wouldnt even know I was"
That's for me to decide, surely |
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PAIN ...as I'm a lover not a fighter
SCAT ...as I take enough of that at work
SO MUCH PUBIC HAIR ...that I need a flymo
Lazy replies ...3 LOL's and you're out, 'k?
DIVA's ...who need to go to a nightclub for a reality check
DIVA's ...with no intention of meeting anyone but will try and tag you along.
DIVA's with 100 coffee meet veris and not a sex meet yet call themselves "swingers"
...Now, did I mention that
I've no time for Diva's???
Poor ol' Diva...she never had a chance ...and all she wanted was a coffee...but she never told anyone she had shares in the coffee company.. "
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Brilliant!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men who fail to notice that we are a couple
I wouldn't blame them, they take their chances with the "single" woman, as the man looks to be stuck in the shower since last April! "
Ok, I'll amend that to "people who can't read the profile" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bad hygiene, Dirty bedroom's/living room's in the background of pic's. Single guy's who have very graphic pic's of women on their profile. It's a turn off. Bb pic's. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fake profiles and people who ask for photos and then disappear. "
Yup .the disappearing act...and they probably had promised to send a photo as well but once they got yours ...poof !! disappeared.. |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
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"Unshaven both male and female
Friend requests without chatting first
Ridiculously bad spelling and grammar
Bad hygiene
Impatience
Pushy men
Sex without condoms and pics on profile showing/ptomoting this
If their verifications are boring/generic or given by someone who would get up on anything with a pulse
Girls who message one or two word replies but stalk your fab
Questions about mister and why this profile is only ran by me
Asking if I want the "fuck of my life"
Cum in mouth
How many is the limit? LOL"
Ridiculously bad spelling and grammar
Sex without condoms and pics on profile showing/ptomoting this
Did you mean promoting?
Just saying like since you dont like bad spelling.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is a definite no no for people here using other peoples pics
How can you figure that out tho?"
Google reverse imagw search or ome of the image.search apps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A 10 page list of do’s donts, must haves, musnt haves..... demands......who the Fuck do u think u are..... so far up themselves it’s unbelievable.... instant block"
Exactly! Too high maintenance and too many rules. You'd be walking on eggshells with someone/ a couple like that! |
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over a year ago
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"What is a definite no no for people here using other peoples pics
How can you figure that out tho?
Google reverse imagw search or ome of the image.search apps"
Ok must have a look at that |
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"Anyone who doesn't pay their half towards the cost of the hotel when on a meet.
I love the excuses some use.. "remind me to stop at the ATM when we leave" or "I'll pay for the room, next time we meet" , yeah right! "
Did you meet this person too? 
Sounds about right. |
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