Italian family

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To be read in your most sterotypical Italian accent.

Italian father and his 3 sons sit down for a typical family dinner.

Father: Giuseppe why are you so big?

Giuseppe: papa, its a mama, I eat her spaghetti!

Father:son, you gotta a take a small a bite.

Father: and luca! Why are you so big?

Luca: papa, its a mama, she make a most beautiful pizza!

Father: luca, you must a take a small a bite.

Father: Mario, my son, but why, you are so skinny! Compared to your brothers, Why?

Mario: papa, I eat a pussy.

Father: pussy? It taste a like shit!

Mario:papa, you gotta a take a small a bite!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be read in your most sterotypical Italian accent.