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The many faces of fab...
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Good morning to all,
In this fabulous place
I hope that this rhyme
brings a smile to your face
There's the "hi, how are you?
I'm a straight guy, I'm mick"
"Oh that's great! So am I,
Do you want to suck my dick??"
And the "why did you block me?
How could you? You snob!!!
After I graced your inbox
With six pics of my knob!!"
There's the "I've got a penis,
Do you want a peek?"
And the "not meeting right now"
With 10 meets just last week
"Don't accommodate, don't travel,
No car fun, no hotels"
Then where the fuck do you fuck?
I'm confused, please do tell.
Theres the people that "are leaving,
"Cos this site is shit!!
I'm never coming back, I'm......
Oh look more tits!!!"
Fab is a funny place,
It is like no other.
People say one thing
While meaning another.
You see " I'm up for anything"
Means "Id do anything for a ride"
And "must be discrete",
Means "I've got something to hide"
"I've been here before!"
Actually means "i am new"
"I know how this site works"
Means "I havent got a clue!"
"We are here as a couple,
But she's currently on a break"
Means "I'm actually single,
And my partner? Well she is fake!"
There is just one more thing
To say, if i may....
To all you fabulous, fab fabbers,
Have a fab fabbing day |
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over a year ago
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"Good morning to all,
In this fabulous place
I hope that this rhyme
brings a smile to your face
There's the "hi, how are you?
I'm a straight guy, I'm mick"
"Oh that's great! So am I,
Do you want to suck my dick??"
And the "why did you block me?
How could you? You snob!!!
After I graced your inbox
With six pics of my knob!!"
There's the "I've got a penis,
Do you want a peek?"
And the "not meeting right now"
With 10 meets just last week
"Don't accommodate, don't travel,
No car fun, no hotels"
Then where the fuck do you fuck?
I'm confused, please do tell.
Theres the people that "are leaving,
"Cos this site is shit!!
I'm never coming back, I'm......
Oh look more tits!!!"
Fab is a funny place,
It is like no other.
People say one thing
While meaning another.
You see " I'm up for anything"
Means "Id do anything for a ride"
And "must be discrete",
Means "I've got something to hide"
"I've been here before!"
Actually means "i am new"
"I know how this site works"
Means "I havent got a clue!"
"We are here as a couple,
But she's currently on a break"
Means "I'm actually single,
And my partner? Well she is fake!"
There is just one more thing
To say, if i may....
To all you fabulous, fab fabbers,
Have a fab fabbing day "
And THAT...Ladies and gentlemen is FAB ...in a nutshell... |
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"Came across this in my lyric notebook last night, i posted it the last time I was on fab.
Feel free to ad a verse or two  "
Pretty sure it's perfect as it is
Brilliant!! |
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"I live just 20 minutes from Dublin,
Sorry, I'm looking for locals only.. "
Locals only,
If you are close get in touch
What? A whole 20 mins away
Come on thats a bit much
I tend to stay away from those profiles as the nearest fabber to me is about 50 miles away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get
" where exactly in kildare do you live "
like seriously....
Sure wouldn't it be worse if they were saying "I know exactly where in kildare you are living"  "
Now that would be beyond creepy |
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"Came across this in my lyric notebook last night, i posted it the last time I was on fab.
Feel free to ad a verse or two "
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Well Poetic S, just going to add a verse 
Promise I won't blaspheme, whinge or curse 
But sites full of fake ass profiles and "pen pals" 
instead of cozy couples  & kinky lovin gals
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But having said that I do like the forum banter
Even though this could all turn into a feckin rant here 
So, best all just get naked and have us some fun
With me, you ,him & her lining up & wiggling our bums
 
Ye, it's hard to get off this FAB ride once you get on
With pics of alluring "ladies" in very tight thongs
Guys send out a message to see if one is "read"
As she scrolls 400 more whilst yawning on her bed 
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But "I'm different" "I'm special" from all the other guys
and "can ride you straight from sun set to sun rise"
She believes it, we meet and sure you know all the rest
2 minutes and 13 seconds...
A NEW PERSONAL BEST!!!!!!!!! 
Woo Hoo!! |
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"Came across this in my lyric notebook last night, i posted it the last time I was on fab.
Feel free to ad a verse or two
-----------------
Well Poetic S, just going to add a verse
Promise I won't blaspheme, whinge or curse
But sites full of fake ass profiles and "pen pals"
instead of cozy couples & kinky lovin gals
----
But having said that I do like the forum banter
Even though this could all turn into a feckin rant here
So, best all just get naked and have us some fun
With me, you ,him & her lining up & wiggling our bums
Ye, it's hard to get off this FAB ride once you get on
With pics of alluring "ladies" in very tight thongs
Guys send out a message to see if one is "read"
As she scrolls 400 more whilst yawning on her bed
---------
But "I'm different" "I'm special" from all the other guys
and "can ride you straight from sun set to sun rise"
She believes it, we meet and sure you know all the rest
2 minutes and 13 seconds...
A NEW PERSONAL BEST!!!!!!!!!
Woo Hoo!! "
Hahaha, excellent tim that's the spirit |
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