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"I'd come back as a dido 
Dildo? Great idea in theory until a 70 year old man with haemorrhoids buys you for his own pleasure "
Buahahahaha ekhm ok you are the winner. Keep the golden membership card  |
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"I'd come back as a dido
Dildo? Great idea in theory until a 70 year old man with haemorrhoids buys you for his own pleasure
Buahahahaha ekhm ok you are the winner. Keep the golden membership card "
Awww thanks  I definitely don't want to loose that  |
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I believe in reincarnation and if I would choose an animal, it will be a Golden eagle. As they are honored with great care and shown the deepest respect. They represent honesty, truth, majesty, strength, courage, wisdom, power and freedom  |
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A house cat! Those pussies have the life of Reilly 
Lounge around being beautiful all day waiting to be petted and fed, and have your box of shit dealt with.  |
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"A house cat! Those pussies have the life of Reilly
Lounge around being beautiful all day waiting to be petted and fed, and have your box of shit dealt with. "
For me a blue tit, but my fecking cat caught one today and was so proud |
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"I’d come back as Cheryl Cole, and just stand in front of a Mirror looking at myself "
Just looking at yourself?
Get real!
You'd last about a minute before you started walking yourself silly
Much like the rest of us
Before we moved to Scotland to gain the accent and make ourselves the ultimate hot woman  |
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I'd come back as a Siberian or Amur tiger.
Purely as I think they're the most beautiful animals in the planet.
Oh, yeah, living in a reserve, not in the wild, where some gobshite would kill me for Chinese medicine, or in a zoo where I can't roam more than a 100m looking for beeeaaatches |
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"I'd come back as a dido
Dildo? Great idea in theory until a 70 year old man with haemorrhoids buys you for his own pleasure "
Damn it man....that got a full on coffee from my nose laugh...well done lol |
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"I'd come back as a dido
Dildo? Great idea in theory until a 70 year old man with haemorrhoids buys you for his own pleasure
Damn it man....that got a full on coffee from my nose laugh...well done lol"
Sorry for ruining your coffee break lol |
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"I'd come back as a dido
Dildo? Great idea in theory until a 70 year old man with haemorrhoids buys you for his own pleasure
Damn it man....that got a full on coffee from my nose laugh...well done lol
Sorry for ruining your coffee break lol "
Worth it.
As was the cat jumping about 6ft in the air lol |
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