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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

The last few of these were fun, so to start off here's one.

"you're no daisy, you're no daisy at all"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The last few of these were fun, so to start off here's one.

"you're no daisy, you're no daisy at all" "

If I’m not mistaken that would be Val Kilmer in Tombstone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos Motherfuker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos Motherfuker!"

What is that line from? I heard it at the end of a song recently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos Motherfuker!

What is that line from? I heard it at the end of a song recently."

Pineapple express

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos Motherfuker!"

Pineapple express

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't just stare at it. Eat it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos Motherfuker!

Pineapple express

Yep..hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Don't just stare at it. Eat it! "

Debbie does Dallas?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Don't just stare at it. Eat it! "

American Psycho??

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By *he James gangCouple over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

Come see a fat man jump a 4 rail fence sometime.

Xxxxx xxxxxx, stop your cussing, reply, the hell I will

You don't think much of me xxxxxxx do ya. I don't think about you at all?

All the same actor above

Hey big Joe, offer them a deal.

What sort of deal.

A deal deal (in a Bronx accent)

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By *argus12Man over a year ago

meath dublin / london

I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros!

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By *BelfastGuyMan over a year ago

Belfast

It's not going to suck itself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros!"

Point break

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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

"so what would you like to eat?"

"A cheese burger"

"Your father liked cheese burgers too"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""so what would you like to eat?"

"A cheese burger"

"Your father liked cheese burgers too" "

Endgame

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you, Man and Knife.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pullover!

No it's a cardigan but thank's for noticing

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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

"Pullover!

No it's a cardigan but thank's for noticing"

Sounds like an airplane kinda like.

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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

"And by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you, Man and Knife."

Grrrrr I know this...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pullover!

No it's a cardigan but thank's for noticing"

Lloyd Christmas da ledge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you, Man and Knife.

Grrrrr I know this... "

Yes you do....

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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

"And by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you, Man and Knife.

Grrrrr I know this...

Yes you do.... "

Expendables.... Possibly the 2nd one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you, Man and Knife.

Grrrrr I know this...

Yes you do....

Expendables.... Possibly the 2nd one"

Well done

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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

Don't you mean the virgin Connie swail..... "no Connie swail"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you mean the virgin Connie swail..... "no Connie swail" "

Ackroyd in Dragnet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Save the neck for me Clark.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Save the neck for me Clark. "

You love the Lampoons Ger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos Motherfuker!"

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Save the neck for me Clark.

You love the Lampoons Ger

What’s not to love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is nothing in the desert and no man needs nothing."

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By *argus12Man over a year ago

meath dublin / london

"I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros!

Point break

Wrong. Apollo 13

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By *ottie00Woman over a year ago

Dublin

Do the world a favour, get yourself an office...with a lamp...and a desk!

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman over a year ago

belfast

Nice day sergeant "and what are you the god damn weather man"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours"

"The funny thing about my back is its located on my cock"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In this country you gotta make the money first , then when you get money , you get the power then when you get the power, you get the woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In this country you gotta make the money first , then when you get money , you get the power then when you get the power, you get the woman

Scarface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In this country you gotta make the money first , then when you get money , you get the power then when you get the power, you get the woman

Scarface "

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you shoot the beast have you got him in your sights

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you shoot the beast have you got him in your sights

Trainspotting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you shoot the beast have you got him in your sights

Trainspotting

said in a Sean Connery voice lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a red thingy moving towards the green thingy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you shoot the beast have you got him in your sights

Trainspotting

said in a Sean Connery voice lol"
haha

Do you know this one

This is grade A 100% pure Columbian cocaine ladies and gentlemen, disco shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you shoot the beast have you got him in your sights

Trainspotting

said in a Sean Connery voice lol haha

Do you know this one

This is grade A 100% pure Columbian cocaine ladies and gentlemen, disco shit

Pure as the devils snow

One of our fav films

Try this one

I'm not a gangster, I'm a businessman whose commodity happens to be cocaine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you shoot the beast have you got him in your sights

Trainspotting

said in a Sean Connery voice lol haha

Do you know this one

This is grade A 100% pure Columbian cocaine ladies and gentlemen, disco shit

Pure as the devils snow

One of our fav films

Try this one

I'm not a gangster, I'm a businessman whose commodity happens to be cocaine.

Yeah same I love it definitely a favorite

Layer cake another good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *BelfastGuyMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Nice day sergeant "and what are you the god damn weather man""

Has to be Full Metal Jacket?

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman over a year ago

belfast

"Nice day sergeant "and what are you the god damn weather man"

Has to be Full Metal Jacket?"

No hun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice day sergeant "and what are you the god damn weather man"

Has to be Full Metal Jacket?

No hun

"
we were soilders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman over a year ago

belfast

"Nice day sergeant "and what are you the god damn weather man"

Has to be Full Metal Jacket?

No hun

we were soilders "

Ofcourse it is definitely one of my fav films

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m gonna show you how to rap military style

1 . Don’t you feel dumb

2 . Look at you

3. Don’t you ever talk about me behind my back other wise ima stomp you in the ground

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice day sergeant "and what are you the god damn weather man"

Has to be Full Metal Jacket?

No hun

we were soilders

Ofcourse it is definitely one of my fav films

Oh def should be one for everyone’s collection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Taking ass and kicking names"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Taking ass and kicking names""
infinity war

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Taking ass and kicking names" infinity war "

Well done....love them GOTG!!!

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By *BelfastGuyMan over a year ago

Belfast

Proper fucked?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder.""

RPID??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder."

RPID??"

Not even close

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder.""

Shaun of the Dead??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Proper fucked?"

Snatch

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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

Do or do not there is no try.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Empire strikes back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A census taker once tried to test me .i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder."

Shaun of the Dead?? "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A census taker once tried to test me .i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

Silence of the Lambs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder."

Shaun of the Dead??

Nope

Has to be one of the “living dead’s” so

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Night of the living dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A census taker once tried to test me .i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Silence of the Lambs "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. My, oh, my, it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What is a poor girl to do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Night of the living dead "

You are as knowledgeable as you are hot B

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. My, oh, my, it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What is a poor girl to do?"

Sienna

Layer cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. My, oh, my, it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What is a poor girl to do?

Sienna

Layer cake

Correct and right

And what a scene

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. My, oh, my, it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What is a poor girl to do?

Sienna

Layer cake

I need 2 see this one

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Night of the living dead

You are as knowledgeable as you are hot B

Not just a pretty face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. My, oh, my, it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What is a poor girl to do?

Sienna

Layer cake

I need 2 see this one

Seriously great movie

Was Daniel Craig’s bond audition movie

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. My, oh, my, it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What is a poor girl to do?

Sienna

Layer cake

I need 2 see this one

Seriously great movie

Was Daniel Craig’s bond audition movie "

Will do thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. My, oh, my, it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What is a poor girl to do?

Sienna

Layer cake

I need 2 see this one

Seriously great movie

Was Daniel Craig’s bond audition movie

Will do thank you

Nooooo

Spank You

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. My, oh, my, it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What is a poor girl to do?

Sienna

Layer cake

I need 2 see this one

Seriously great movie

Was Daniel Craig’s bond audition movie

Will do thank you

Nooooo

Spank You

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh man, how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late?

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

American Pie ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"American Pie ??"

Think more seasonal to this time of the year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hocus pocus

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

"American Pie ??

Think more seasonal to this time of the year"

Hocus Pocus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bravo to both of ye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here's the thing. I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Here's the thing. I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack.""

Ah Bill The Butcher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gangs of New York .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Correct

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there no one going to take a guess at my line

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By *BelfastGuyMan over a year ago

Belfast

yoo hoo i'll make you famous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yoo hoo i'll make you famous "

Young Guns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse... "

Don Corleone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse...

Don Corleone

The Godfather..

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Sir sir heres a good stick to beat the woman with..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!"

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By *igglesMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sir sir heres a good stick to beat the woman with.."

The Quiet Man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a red thingy moving towards the green thingy "

Galaxy Quest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!""

Durka Durka

Ah Durka Durka Durka

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!"

Durka Durka

Ah Durka Durka Durka

"I'll drill two holes in your dick so that when you take a piss, it goes in all different directions!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s not easy having pals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pals "

Young guns something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pals

Young guns something

Correct and right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always thought it would be an earthquake that would be the end of Los Angeles"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I always thought it would be an earthquake that would be the end of Los Angeles" "

HAS to be sharknado

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I always thought it would be an earthquake that would be the end of Los Angeles"

HAS to be sharknado "

No catching you out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit."

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By *BelfastGuyMan over a year ago

Belfast

Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!"

Ahhhhh Full Metal Jacket

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

There's a snake in my boots !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a snake in my boots !!!"

Toy story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If loving the Lord is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""If loving the Lord is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!""

Just let your soul glow!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Little news flash, Pop. Ha. Harold ain't so perfect. Remember that time in Puerto Rico when we picked up those two, uh... well, I guess they were prostitutes, but I don't remember paying."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know who I am. I'm a dude playing the dude,disguised as another dude!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know who I am. I'm a dude playing the dude,disguised as another dude!"

Wanted to say Pineapple Express again but its Tropic Thunder isnt it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know who I am. I'm a dude playing the dude,disguised as another dude!

Wanted to say Pineapple Express again but its Tropic Thunder isnt it

Yep. Kirk Lazarus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina.'”

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By *ofistimacatedMan over a year ago

cavan town

"“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina.'” "

I'm pretty sure it means saint Diego

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina.'”

I'm pretty sure it means saint Diego

Jack Johnston and Tom O'Leary are waiting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot lesbian witches! Think about it. It's fuckin genius!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Don't just stare at it. Eat it! "

American pyscho

(Only the best movie ever lol)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Don't just stare at it. Eat it!

American pyscho

(Only the best movie ever lol)"

Yeah it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Don't just stare at it. Eat it!

American pyscho

(Only the best movie ever lol)

Yeah it is

Only rewatched it Saturday

Had forgotten HOW amazing it was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Don't just stare at it. Eat it!

American pyscho

(Only the best movie ever lol)

Yeah it is

Only rewatched it Saturday

Had forgotten HOW amazing it was "

The book is better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Don't just stare at it. Eat it!

American pyscho

(Only the best movie ever lol)

Yeah it is

Only rewatched it Saturday

Had forgotten HOW amazing it was

The book is better

Ppl always say that about movies oh the book was better and in some cases if not most there right . But I never once in my life heard some one say the Bible was better over the movies lol ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Don't just stare at it. Eat it!

American pyscho

(Only the best movie ever lol)

Yeah it is

Only rewatched it Saturday

Had forgotten HOW amazing it was

The book is better

Ppl always say that about movies oh the book was better and in some cases if not most there right . But I never once in my life heard some one say the Bible was better over the movies lol ha ha "

That's because it is! Its more graphic and more detailed

The Bible is a collection of stories over time! One heck of a read

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By *arrie69Man over a year ago

Dublin

Somethings poped up and it’s not me cock, from a good Irish film

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By *amelman7823Man over a year ago

Ashbourne

Like a midget at a urinal...i was going to have to stay on my toes...

Frank Drebin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Udall, How do you write Women so well?

“Well, I take a man, I take away reason and accountability, and there you have it

”

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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

"Mr Udall, How do you write Women so well?

“Well, I take a man, I take away reason and accountability, and there you have it

”

Jack at his best

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By *anysicoMan over a year ago

cork

You can't handle the truth &Did you order a code red

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

"You can't handle the truth &Did you order a code red"

Few Good Men -excellent film !

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Central Intelligence Agency... Now there's a contradiction in terms.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Central Intelligence Agency... Now there's a contradiction in terms. "

Ooooooh this could be a multitude of movies

Gonna go old school

Red October?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Central Intelligence Agency... Now there's a contradiction in terms.

Ooooooh this could be a multitude of movies

Gonna go old school

Red October? "

Correct

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh we got both kinds. Country “AND” Western

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By *unHungDubMan over a year ago

South Dublin

"Oh we got both kinds. Country “AND” Western"

Blues Brothers

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By *unHungDubMan over a year ago

South Dublin

"I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”

An oldie but a goodie...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I heard two noises coming from two separate areas of space over there. One of them could have been an owl, but the other one sounded like a cackling."

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

"Right in the snozzzz"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Attitude reflect leadership

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Right in the snozzzz""

Home Alone??

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

""Right in the snozzzz"

Home Alone??"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it."

Leaving Las Vegas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...

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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

"beat me, Rob me,just don't bore me"

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By *cottybear74 OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

"Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh..."

Boogie nights?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...

Boogie nights? "

Nope

"I'm gonna whoop your ass, and then boink your girlfriend!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think this could be Kaizers favourite 90’s movie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think this could be Kaizers favourite 90’s movie"

Correct

"Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What was it again

Orgasmo/Orgazmo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Orgazmo

Quality stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!"

Ffs whats this? Kaizer knows this

ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!"

Fuckin Spaceballs maaan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a space age chastity belt too... No?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was!!!

A BIG one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was!!!

A BIG one "

Awesome

There's a few unnamed quotes above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters.""

I know this

And I’m thinking Bill Murray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"” beat me, Rob me,just don't bore me" "

Gunny Highway?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters."

I know this

And I’m thinking Bill Murray"

Correct

"What if there's no tomorrow?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters."

I know this

And I’m thinking Bill Murray

Correct

"What if there's no tomorrow?"

I’d eat ALL the cream cakes

Groundhog Day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters."

I know this

And I’m thinking Bill Murray

Correct

"What if there's no tomorrow?"

I’d eat ALL the cream cakes

Groundhog Day"

Well done

Did you get the clown suit one above? Or the cackling?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters."

I know this

And I’m thinking Bill Murray

Correct

"What if there's no tomorrow?"

I’d eat ALL the cream cakes

Groundhog Day

Well done

Did you get the clown suit one above? Or the cackling? "

Negative on both and don’t wanna cheat and use Lougle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whoa, your hair's soft!"

"VO5 Hot Oil!"

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deers lips down to the cool clear water... BAM a fucking bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

"Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deers lips down to the cool clear water... BAM a fucking bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?"

My Cousin Vinny !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This Ones For You Harry

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By *carlett AngelWoman over a year ago

"Im gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge. "

Planet Terror

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