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over a year ago
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Dont think I have used an actual like since teenage disco days..
I think if I tried now Id get so ccoflustered I come out with something like "hey baby wanna r*pe my ass" and run away crying |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for directions, how do I get to your knickers....obviously the ideal response is keep going south  "
I like that! Would certainly get a giggle and a cheeky wink from me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""This is Kaizer!"
Then the lady faints and Kaizer resuscitates 
I really thought you’d say Kaizer doesn’t need chat up lines  "
He's lying, really he just rips his shirt open |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""This is Kaizer!"
Then the lady faints and Kaizer resuscitates
I really thought you’d say Kaizer doesn’t need chat up lines
He's lying, really he just rips his shirt
open"
This is definitely more believable alright |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""This is Kaizer!"
Then the lady faints and Kaizer resuscitates
I really thought you’d say Kaizer doesn’t need chat up lines "
That qualifies as a chat up line?!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jaysus, a chat up line??
Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one
My height usually just works to attract attention
What height are you "
6’5!!! In my bare feet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""This is Kaizer!"
Then the lady faints and Kaizer resuscitates
I really thought you’d say Kaizer doesn’t need chat up lines
He's lying, really he just rips his shirt open"
Shhhhhhh
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""This is Kaizer!"
Then the lady faints and Kaizer resuscitates
I really thought you’d say Kaizer doesn’t need chat up lines
That qualifies as a chat up line?!
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Is it not the case that Kaizer just stands there and the ladies chat The Manbeast up?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jaysus, a chat up line??
Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one
My height usually just works to attract attention
What height are you
6’5!!! In my bare feet
What about heels "
Definitely DONT need those!! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Jaysus, a chat up line??
Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one
My height usually just works to attract attention
What height are you
6’5!!! In my bare feet
What about heels
Definitely DONT need those!! "
I’m guessing a girl would around you but |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jaysus, a chat up line??
Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one
My height usually just works to attract attention
What height are you
6’5!!! In my bare feet
What about heels
Definitely DONT need those!!
I’m guessing a girl would around you but "
That she might, however arent we all the same height lying down??
But I never mind boots/heels being left on  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Jaysus, a chat up line??
Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one
My height usually just works to attract attention
What height are you
6’5!!! In my bare feet
What about heels
Definitely DONT need those!!
I’m guessing a girl would around you but
That she might, however arent we all the same height lying down??
But I never mind boots/heels being left on "
This is very true but are we always lying down 
Boots in the bed sure why not |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jaysus, a chat up line??
Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one
My height usually just works to attract attention
What height are you
6’5!!! In my bare feet
What about heels
Definitely DONT need those!!
I’m guessing a girl would around you but
That she might, however arent we all the same height lying down??
But I never mind boots/heels being left on
This is very true but are we always lying down
Boots in the bed sure why not "
Exactly !!! WHY not!!! |
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"I'm looking for directions, how do I get to your knickers....obviously the ideal response is keep going south
I like that! Would certainly get a giggle and a cheeky wink from me "
If I am ever looking for directions in Cork I know who to ask so |
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"I'm looking for directions, how do I get to your knickers....obviously the ideal response is keep going south
I like that! Would certainly get a giggle and a cheeky wink from me
If I am ever looking for directions in Cork I know who to ask so "
If you’re ever in cork I’ll show you exactly where you should go
I’d have no problem showing you around |
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