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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Kaizer drank too much coffee and now he's all  
Also the office cleaner left the heating on all night and the fuckin place is uncomfortably warm 
The struggle is real 
Any other first world issues out there? |
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The fucking coffee machine in the petrol station was acting bizarrely this morning. It was only making lattes for some odd reason and refused to make me an Americano. This possibility puzzles me and has spoiled my day to a far greater extent than is reasonable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh and some goddam cocksucker managed to take up 2 car parking spaces with a Toyota Yaris so Kaizer had to parked further down the road 
A painful slow death is wished towards that scumbag  |
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"Oh and some goddam cocksucker managed to take up 2 car parking spaces with a Toyota Yaris so Kaizer had to parked further down the road
A painful slow death is wished towards that scumbag "
Want some of my chocolate fudge cake K? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh and some goddam cocksucker managed to take up 2 car parking spaces with a Toyota Yaris so Kaizer had to parked further down the road
A painful slow death is wished towards that scumbag
Want some of my chocolate fudge cake K? "
Can ya heat it up and serve it on your breasts please?  |
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"Oh and some goddam cocksucker managed to take up 2 car parking spaces with a Toyota Yaris so Kaizer had to parked further down the road
A painful slow death is wished towards that scumbag
Want some of my chocolate fudge cake K?
Can ya heat it up and serve it on your breasts please? "
Ofcourse ,can you provide the cream |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh and some goddam cocksucker managed to take up 2 car parking spaces with a Toyota Yaris so Kaizer had to parked further down the road
A painful slow death is wished towards that scumbag
Want some of my chocolate fudge cake K? "
Can I have some |
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"Oh and some goddam cocksucker managed to take up 2 car parking spaces with a Toyota Yaris so Kaizer had to parked further down the road
A painful slow death is wished towards that scumbag
Want some of my chocolate fudge cake K?
Can I have some "
Ofcourse ,plenty to go around  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Oh and some goddam cocksucker managed to take up 2 car parking spaces with a Toyota Yaris so Kaizer had to parked further down the road
A painful slow death is wished towards that scumbag
Want some of my chocolate fudge cake K?
Can I have some
Ofcourse ,plenty to go around "
Thank you |
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"Oh and some goddam cocksucker managed to take up 2 car parking spaces with a Toyota Yaris so Kaizer had to parked further down the road
A painful slow death is wished towards that scumbag
Want some of my chocolate fudge cake K? "
Depends,,
Is it better than yet Parsnips soup???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh and some goddam cocksucker managed to take up 2 car parking spaces with a Toyota Yaris so Kaizer had to parked further down the road
A painful slow death is wished towards that scumbag
Want some of my chocolate fudge cake K?
Can ya heat it up and serve it on your breasts please?
Ofcourse ,can you provide the cream "
Fresh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and some goddam cocksucker managed to take up 2 car parking spaces with a Toyota Yaris so Kaizer had to parked further down the road
A painful slow death is wished towards that scumbag
Want some of my chocolate fudge cake K?
Can I have some
Ofcourse ,plenty to go around
Thank you "
Its served warmed on DT
Delicious  |
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"Oh and some goddam cocksucker managed to take up 2 car parking spaces with a Toyota Yaris so Kaizer had to parked further down the road
A painful slow death is wished towards that scumbag
Want some of my chocolate fudge cake K?
Depends,,
Is it better than yet Parsnips soup???? "
It's better than everything (almost )want some ?? |
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"Oh and some goddam cocksucker managed to take up 2 car parking spaces with a Toyota Yaris so Kaizer had to parked further down the road
A painful slow death is wished towards that scumbag
Want some of my chocolate fudge cake K?
Can ya heat it up and serve it on your breasts please?
Ofcourse ,can you provide the cream
Fresh "
Oh yes ,it's the best ! |
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"Oh and some goddam cocksucker managed to take up 2 car parking spaces with a Toyota Yaris so Kaizer had to parked further down the road
A painful slow death is wished towards that scumbag
Want some of my chocolate fudge cake K?
Can ya heat it up and serve it on your breasts please?
Ofcourse ,can you provide the cream
Fresh
Oh yes ,it's the best !"
If he pours it from a sock I'd have second thoughts about it tbh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had to go to a book launch last night in Dublin, there was a free bar which I couldn't take advantage of as I was driving...nothing worse "
Worse than Waterboarding  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I had to put on clothes
U win lol
It’s ok you made me take them off again 
I have that effect sometimes lol 
You do
No idea why but,, might be the suspenders lol"
Possibly or it could be your ankles I’m lost |
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"I got an invitation to a party where all my friends are going, only to realise I am away that weekend. "
Always seems to happen to me.. I don't get much free time to go to anything really, but when I do, everything seems to happen at once! |
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Went to the office rather than working from home cause ichad lunch with a colleague.
First thing we had to leave the office because of fire alarm, then lunch hot cancelled cause she got held in a meeting... Wtf i came to work for today?
I could have stayed working from home all day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got an invitation to a party where all my friends are going, only to realise I am away that weekend.
Always seems to happen to me.. I don't get much free time to go to anything really, but when I do, everything seems to happen at once! "
All the time Tryst  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Forgot to put Toll Tag in new jeep and couldn't use the express lane this morning, had no change either when I got to barrier, had to go rooting for my wallet out of jacket in the back"
There was this id**t in front of me this morning, it took him ages to get the toll coins ready. |
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"I got an invitation to a party where all my friends are going, only to realise I am away that weekend.
Always seems to happen to me.. I don't get much free time to go to anything really, but when I do, everything seems to happen at once! "
Meet her brother on that 1 ladies,,
It's gotten that bad , I know before I check the work schedule I'm rostered on that weekend,
Like all the socials left this year with RVC I'm on for all of them bar 1 and that 1 I'm away ,, FFS,, |
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Just made a cuppa. I normally add those little low calorie sweetner thingymajigs. But I’ve run out and had to add the dreaded crystal white stuff instead. Should be interesting - never added drugs to ma tea b4 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every day I drive into aldi there's always a prick parked right outside the trolley bay so everyone has to drive around them to get around where you're supposed to park!!!... aaagggghhh!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't afford cleaner to clean the Feckin house , there was a post about this, is there any nice lady cleaners on here that want to clean the house here for free? I promise I won't look.. No single men need apply |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can't afford cleaner to clean the Feckin house , there was a post about this, is there any nice lady cleaners on here that want to clean the house here for free? I promise I won't look.. No single men need apply "
Ya got da mammy |
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I’m doing a roasted smoked haddock and leek risotto for dinner topped with a poached egg but the leek was far too big and I’m not sure what I can do with the leftover - maybe leek and potato soup ? |
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"I’m doing a roasted smoked haddock and leek risotto for dinner topped with a poached egg but the leek was far too big and I’m not sure what I can do with the leftover - maybe leek and potato soup ?"
Pasta with a bit of bacon and leek and some cream is good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had my bra on inside out the whole day
I hope no one noticed You have big cake and cherries out in cold weather.
Where’s Mary Ann "
She hide away.I not care she small cake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My personal trainer, butler and secretary don't get on with each other....."
You should organise a 3sum for them ....a " really get to know me " type of one...ya never know..might just work wonders for the ol' moral  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I had my bra on inside out the whole day
I hope no one noticed You have big cake and cherries out in cold weather.
Where’s Mary Ann She hide away.I not care she small cake."
You don’t lick my small cherries Harry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had my bra on inside out the whole day
I hope no one noticed You have big cake and cherries out in cold weather.
Where’s Mary Ann She hide away.I not care she small cake.
You don’t lick my small cherries Harry "
I like all cherries. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I had my bra on inside out the whole day
I hope no one noticed You have big cake and cherries out in cold weather.
Where’s Mary Ann She hide away.I not care she small cake.
You don’t lick my small cherries Harry I like all cherries. "
Me and you are done Harry you annoyed me too much yesterday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had my bra on inside out the whole day
I hope no one noticed You have big cake and cherries out in cold weather.
Where’s Mary Ann She hide away.I not care she small cake.
You don’t lick my small cherries Harry I like all cherries.
Me and you are done Harry you annoyed me too much yesterday "
I very sad I think you lick me. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I had my bra on inside out the whole day
I hope no one noticed You have big cake and cherries out in cold weather.
Where’s Mary Ann She hide away.I not care she small cake.
You don’t lick my small cherries Harry I like all cherries.
Me and you are done Harry you annoyed me too much yesterday I very sad I think you lick me."
You got over Mary Ann ul get over me I’m sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had my bra on inside out the whole day
I hope no one noticed You have big cake and cherries out in cold weather.
Where’s Mary Ann She hide away.I not care she small cake.
You don’t lick my small cherries Harry I like all cherries.
Me and you are done Harry you annoyed me too much yesterday I very sad I think you lick me.
You got over Mary Ann ul get over me I’m sure "
You Ireland women all same you runaway when you get bigger cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The kitten pissed on my fuckin bed again .. Me thinks that kitten is going to end up sleeping with the fishes...
I hate cats So do I
You don’t like pussy "
I don’t like it I luvvvvvvvv it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The kitten pissed on my fuckin bed again .. Me thinks that kitten is going to end up sleeping with the fishes...
I hate cats So do I
You don’t like pussy "
Not to many dont like pussy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Kaizer is looking at the real problem of having to watch Ireland in standard definition as opposed to high definition
Oh fate, how you mock the Manbeast |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Kaizer is looking at the real problem of having to watch Ireland in standard definition as opposed to high definition
Oh fate, how you mock the Manbeast "
Oh that is shit when ya can’t see men in high definition |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Kaizer is looking at the real problem of having to watch Ireland in standard definition as opposed to high definition
Oh fate, how you mock the Manbeast
Oh that is shit when ya can’t see men in high definition "
It's about the game |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Kaizer is looking at the real problem of having to watch Ireland in standard definition as opposed to high definition
Oh fate, how you mock the Manbeast
Oh that is shit when ya can’t see men in high definition
It's about the game "
Ohh I kno but it helps |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kaizer is looking at the real problem of having to watch Ireland in standard definition as opposed to high definition
Oh fate, how you mock the Manbeast "
Our dear national soccer team are absolutely chronic.. |
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