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Who is joining me in my well-stocked bunker? What will be your party piece to entertain us all while we wait out the storm?
Will Kaizer demonstrate the Thunderkiss? How long can BPCara's enviable waist spin a hulahoop? Will Casey convince Lee to do a tango? Can MacCarthy play the Fields of Athenry on the ass kazoo? Does Short Shlong recite Hamlet's soliloquy in the tongue of Mordor? Can Steph walk without boots? Will Mr Ambassador offer to build a Ferrero Rocher pyramid?
All these important questions and more must be answered!!  |
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"Who is joining me in my well-stocked bunker? What will be your party piece to entertain us all while we wait out the storm?
Will Kaizer demonstrate the Thunderkiss? How long can BPCara's enviable waist spin a hulahoop? Will Casey convince Lee to do a tango? Can MacCarthy play the Fields of Athenry on the ass kazoo? Does Short Shlong recite Hamlet's soliloquy in the tongue of Mordor? Can Steph walk without boots? Will Mr Ambassador offer to build a Ferrero Rocher pyramid?
All these important questions and more must be answered!! "
Are there peanut butter cups in the bunker. Hard yes if so, hard no if not. |
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"Who is joining me in my well-stocked bunker? What will be your party piece to entertain us all while we wait out the storm?
Will Kaizer demonstrate the Thunderkiss? How long can BPCara's enviable waist spin a hulahoop? Will Casey convince Lee to do a tango? Can MacCarthy play the Fields of Athenry on the ass kazoo? Does Short Shlong recite Hamlet's soliloquy in the tongue of Mordor? Can Steph walk without boots? Will Mr Ambassador offer to build a Ferrero Rocher pyramid?
All these important questions and more must be answered!!
Are there peanut butter cups in the bunker. Hard yes if so, hard no if not. "
Smooth and crunchy... Does your party piece involve them?  |
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"Who is joining me in my well-stocked bunker? What will be your party piece to entertain us all while we wait out the storm?
Will Kaizer demonstrate the Thunderkiss? How long can BPCara's enviable waist spin a hulahoop? Will Casey convince Lee to do a tango? Can MacCarthy play the Fields of Athenry on the ass kazoo? Does Short Shlong recite Hamlet's soliloquy in the tongue of Mordor? Can Steph walk without boots? Will Mr Ambassador offer to build a Ferrero Rocher pyramid?
All these important questions and more must be answered!!
Are there peanut butter cups in the bunker. Hard yes if so, hard no if not.
Smooth and crunchy... Does your party piece involve them? "
I'm always open to trying new things  |
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"Have you got bread?
And Sky sports? "
You know I always have bread... Freshly baked, warm and crusty 
No Sky Sports however... The signal doesn't work underground. We can play blindfolded five-a-side tiddly-twister though if we have the numbers? |
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"Have you got bread?
And Sky sports?
You know I always have bread... Freshly baked, warm and crusty
No Sky Sports however... The signal doesn't work underground. We can play blindfolded five-a-side tiddly-twister though if we have the numbers? "
No Sky Sports
Kaizer welcomes death |
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"Have you got bread?
And Sky sports?
You know I always have bread... Freshly baked, warm and crusty
No Sky Sports however... The signal doesn't work underground. We can play blindfolded five-a-side tiddly-twister though if we have the numbers?
No Sky Sports
Kaizer welcomes death "
Be gone philistine! But take a crusty loaf with you... Can't let you perish on an empty stomach |
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"Have you got bread?
And Sky sports?
You know I always have bread... Freshly baked, warm and crusty
No Sky Sports however... The signal doesn't work underground. We can play blindfolded five-a-side tiddly-twister though if we have the numbers?
No Sky Sports
Kaizer welcomes death
Be gone philistine! But take a crusty loaf with you... Can't let you perish on an empty stomach "
Keep the bread for the hungry  |
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"I'll bring my boots and massage oil , don't worry lads think we can find something to keep you distracted from men running around in shorts  "
Always good to have options Steph |
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"I'll bring my boots and massage oil , don't worry lads think we can find something to keep you distracted from men running around in shorts "
Dunno Steph... Seems to be a lot of 'rugby straight' guys around these days |
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"I give a mean head massage, any room for me?
Have you got sky sports?
No but I have RedHot tv
Thats better than the sports
Totally "
So head massages and redhott tv...hard to top that!! |
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"I give a mean head massage, any room for me?
Have you got sky sports?
Ive the sky sports, BT and eir, and the oil is in.  "
Sorry DD your just not Kaizer's type |
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"I give a mean head massage, any room for me?
Have you got sky sports?
Ive the sky sports, BT and eir, and the oil is in.
Sorry DD your just not Kaizer's type "
Good to know... and no hard feelings, as feeling is mutual |
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"Its not to be... Id only put ye to sleep, perchance to dream...
Besides twas Ophelia that was fair not Lorenzo
... How about Yorick's skull as a ventriloquist dummy singing 'somebody to love'? "
Somethings rotten in the Bunker... Its silvers singing....
As for party tricks I can make a malteaser hover inches above my mouth and I know all the words to Coolios Gangsta's Paradise |
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"Its not to be... Id only put ye to sleep, perchance to dream...
Besides twas Ophelia that was fair not Lorenzo
... How about Yorick's skull as a ventriloquist dummy singing 'somebody to love'?
Somethings rotten in the Bunker... Its silvers singing....
As for party tricks I can make a malteaser hover inches above my mouth and I know all the words to Coolios Gangsta's Paradise"
Oh I like malteasers |
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"Its not to be... Id only put ye to sleep, perchance to dream...
Besides twas Ophelia that was fair not Lorenzo
... How about Yorick's skull as a ventriloquist dummy singing 'somebody to love'?
Somethings rotten in the Bunker... Its silvers singing....
As for party tricks I can make a malteaser hover inches above my mouth and I know all the words to Coolios Gangsta's Paradise"
I now want to see both... You're in! |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
I have no real party trick I guess I'll just stay out in the storm 
You most certainly will not... We need you to wake us up with a cheery Good Morning once the storm has passed!
Oh in this bunker it would be a very cheery good morning  |
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"Who is joining me in my well-stocked bunker? What will be your party piece to entertain us all while we wait out the storm?
Will Kaizer demonstrate the Thunderkiss? How long can BPCara's enviable waist spin a hulahoop? Will Casey convince Lee to do a tango? Can MacCarthy play the Fields of Athenry on the ass kazoo? Does Short Shlong recite Hamlet's soliloquy in the tongue of Mordor? Can Steph walk without boots? Will Mr Ambassador offer to build a Ferrero Rocher pyramid?
All these important questions and more must be answered!! "
A soliloquy like that would keep everyone entertained...actually laughed out load at that |
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"Who is joining me in my well-stocked bunker? What will be your party piece to entertain us all while we wait out the storm?
Will Kaizer demonstrate the Thunderkiss? How long can BPCara's enviable waist spin a hulahoop? Will Casey convince Lee to do a tango? Can MacCarthy play the Fields of Athenry on the ass kazoo? Does Short Shlong recite Hamlet's soliloquy in the tongue of Mordor? Can Steph walk without boots? Will Mr Ambassador offer to build a Ferrero Rocher pyramid?
All these important questions and more must be answered!!
A soliloquy like that would keep everyone entertained...actually laughed out load at that "
I know right? In Elvish it just wouldn't be the same... |
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"Will there be hot chocolate or do I have to bring it myself?
I sing a song from my home country, if you survive that the storm will feel like a light summer breeze to you. "
You'll hardly be able to sing with half a dozen cocks in your mouth  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Will there be hot chocolate or do I have to bring it myself?
I sing a song from my home country, if you survive that the storm will feel like a light summer breeze to you.
You'll hardly be able to sing with half a dozen cocks in your mouth "
In fairness, I might sound like it sometimes but my mouth in that big that I could hold that many. |
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"Will there be hot chocolate or do I have to bring it myself?
I sing a song from my home country, if you survive that the storm will feel like a light summer breeze to you. "
There is always hot chocolate. This is a very well-stocked bunker I even have mini marshmallows for those who are that way inclined... I've survived a 2 hour performance of Inuit throat singing... I'm sure your vocals will be far more delightful!  |
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"Will there be hot chocolate or do I have to bring it myself?
I sing a song from my home country, if you survive that the storm will feel like a light summer breeze to you.
You'll hardly be able to sing with half a dozen cocks in your mouth
In fairness, I might sound like it sometimes but my mouth in that big that I could hold that many. "
Phwooarr! |
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"Who is joining me in my well-stocked bunker? What will be your party piece to entertain us all while we wait out the storm?
Will Kaizer demonstrate the Thunderkiss? How long can BPCara's enviable waist spin a hulahoop? Will Casey convince Lee to do a tango? Can MacCarthy play the Fields of Athenry on the ass kazoo? Does Short Shlong recite Hamlet's soliloquy in the tongue of Mordor? Can Steph walk without boots? Will Mr Ambassador offer to build a Ferrero Rocher pyramid?
All these important questions and more must be answered!! "
Ahh LoL
I assume before I crawl into this dark hole all be it a sexy 1
It's a hands free zone, as since retirement I ain't so aerodynamic no more and sitting on my hands will cause pins and needles,,
Not to mention I can build Fffk all with my toes,, lol |
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"I ll bring soup and rolls in exchange for the Ferrero Roche guy
I think the Ambassador might approve! "
I do , I most certainly do, but does mean I'm off building and party trick duty's then,
Cause I've been practicing with my matches,, lol |
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"I ll bring soup and rolls in exchange for the Ferrero Roche guy
What kinda soup,,
I like soup,, spicy soup
Oohhh and I like vests 2, well filled vests at that, ,
I'll wear my string vest so! "
Only 1 if it's comfortable
2 no beer stains on it.
And 3 ( and this is the important 1) if you can fill it, |
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"I ll bring soup and rolls in exchange for the Ferrero Roche guy
What kinda soup,,
I like soup,, spicy soup
Oohhh and I like vests 2, well filled vests at that, ,
I'll wear my string vest so!
Only 1 if it's comfortable
2 no beer stains on it.
And 3 ( and this is the important 1) if you can fill it,"
I've had it since I was a teenager so filling it isn't a problem |
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"I ll bring soup and rolls in exchange for the Ferrero Roche guy
What kinda soup,,
I like soup,, spicy soup
Oohhh and I like vests 2, well filled vests at that, ,
I'll wear my string vest so!
Only 1 if it's comfortable
2 no beer stains on it.
And 3 ( and this is the important 1) if you can fill it,
I've had it since I was a teenager so filling it isn't a problem "
Ahh LoL. That's a party trick right there so, |
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"I ll bring soup and rolls in exchange for the Ferrero Roche guy
What kinda soup,,
I like soup,, spicy soup
Oohhh and I like vests 2, well filled vests at that, ,
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Spicy chilli chicken or for the vegetarian in your life a spicy parsnip soup ,both come with freshly baked tools and copious amounts of real butter !
I'm packing the thermal vests as we speak |
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"I ll bring soup and rolls in exchange for the Ferrero Roche guy
What kinda soup,,
I like soup,, spicy soup
Oohhh and I like vests 2, well filled vests at that, ,
Spicy chilli chicken or for the vegetarian in your life a spicy parsnip soup ,both come with freshly baked tools and copious amounts of real butter !
I'm packing the thermal vests as we speak "
Roll not tools |
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"I ll bring soup and rolls in exchange for the Ferrero Roche guy
What kinda soup,,
I like soup,, spicy soup
Oohhh and I like vests 2, well filled vests at that, ,
Spicy chilli chicken or for the vegetarian in your life a spicy parsnip soup ,both come with freshly baked tools and copious amounts of real butter !
I'm packing the thermal vests as we speak
Roll not tools "
Ohh I know, Rolls, but I ment Tools as herself only wants me in the bunker to fix stuff , and cook for everyone,, lol |
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"I ll bring soup and rolls in exchange for the Ferrero Roche guy
What kinda soup,,
I like soup,, spicy soup
Oohhh and I like vests 2, well filled vests at that, ,
Spicy chilli chicken or for the vegetarian in your life a spicy parsnip soup ,both come with freshly baked tools and copious amounts of real butter !
I'm packing the thermal vests as we speak "
Omg nothing is safe here,
Parsnips where is the puke button |
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"Who is joining me in my well-stocked bunker? What will be your party piece to entertain us all while we wait out the storm?
Will Kaizer demonstrate the Thunderkiss? How long can BPCara's enviable waist spin a hulahoop? Will Casey convince Lee to do a tango? Can MacCarthy play the Fields of Athenry on the ass kazoo? Does Short Shlong recite Hamlet's soliloquy in the tongue of Mordor? Can Steph walk without boots? Will Mr Ambassador offer to build a Ferrero Rocher pyramid?
All these important questions and more must be answered!!
Ahh LoL
I assume before I crawl into this dark hole all be it a sexy 1
It's a hands free zone, as since retirement I ain't so aerodynamic no more and sitting on my hands will cause pins and needles,,
Not to mention I can build Fffk all with my toes,, lol"
Well that's the first time I've heard you whimper at the thoughts of my dark hole....
Don't worry... There's emergency lighting |
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"I ll bring soup and rolls in exchange for the Ferrero Roche guy
What kinda soup,,
I like soup,, spicy soup
Oohhh and I like vests 2, well filled vests at that, ,
Spicy chilli chicken or for the vegetarian in your life a spicy parsnip soup ,both come with freshly baked tools and copious amounts of real butter !
I'm packing the thermal vests as we speak
Omg nothing is safe here,
Parsnips where is the puke button"
Crying laughing here... Knew how you'd react at the P word.... |
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"I ll bring soup and rolls in exchange for the Ferrero Roche guy
What kinda soup,,
I like soup,, spicy soup
Oohhh and I like vests 2, well filled vests at that, ,
Spicy chilli chicken or for the vegetarian in your life a spicy parsnip soup ,both come with freshly baked tools and copious amounts of real butter !
I'm packing the thermal vests as we speak
Omg nothing is safe here,
Parsnips where is the puke button
Crying laughing here... Knew how you'd react at the P word.... "
You sold me out old friend,,
Eh Tu Brute,,,
The knife you know hurts the most,,
And wtf ,, parsnips soup,, good Jesus, |
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"I ll bring soup and rolls in exchange for the Ferrero Roche guy
What kinda soup,,
I like soup,, spicy soup
Oohhh and I like vests 2, well filled vests at that, ,
Spicy chilli chicken or for the vegetarian in your life a spicy parsnip soup ,both come with freshly baked tools and copious amounts of real butter !
I'm packing the thermal vests as we speak
Omg nothing is safe here,
Parsnips where is the puke button
Crying laughing here... Knew how you'd react at the P word....
You sold me out old friend,,
Eh Tu Brute,,,
The knife you know hurts the most,,
And wtf ,, parsnips soup,, good Jesus, "
I never said a word... Cross my heart... Just a bloody hilarious coinkydink! |
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"Who is joining me in my well-stocked bunker? What will be your party piece to entertain us all while we wait out the storm?
Will Kaizer demonstrate the Thunderkiss? How long can BPCara's enviable waist spin a hulahoop? Will Casey convince Lee to do a tango? Can MacCarthy play the Fields of Athenry on the ass kazoo? Does Short Shlong recite Hamlet's soliloquy in the tongue of Mordor? Can Steph walk without boots? Will Mr Ambassador offer to build a Ferrero Rocher pyramid?
All these important questions and more must be answered!!
Ahh LoL
I assume before I crawl into this dark hole all be it a sexy 1
It's a hands free zone, as since retirement I ain't so aerodynamic no more and sitting on my hands will cause pins and needles,,
Not to mention I can build Fffk all with my toes,, lol
Well that's the first time I've heard you whimper at the thoughts of my dark hole....
Don't worry... There's emergency lighting "
I just know what I'm in for these days,, but lighting is a good start, hands free and no tables next lol |
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"I ll bring soup and rolls in exchange for the Ferrero Roche guy
What kinda soup,,
I like soup,, spicy soup
Oohhh and I like vests 2, well filled vests at that, ,
Spicy chilli chicken or for the vegetarian in your life a spicy parsnip soup ,both come with freshly baked tools and copious amounts of real butter !
I'm packing the thermal vests as we speak
Omg nothing is safe here,
Parsnips where is the puke button
Crying laughing here... Knew how you'd react at the P word....
You sold me out old friend,,
Eh Tu Brute,,,
The knife you know hurts the most,,
And wtf ,, parsnips soup,, good Jesus,
I never said a word... Cross my heart... Just a bloody hilarious coinkydink! "
Yea yea |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto? 
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None 
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol"
Is that not just Nutella?  |
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"There is a drastic lack of a storm here.....
I think I have been hoodwinked into another sex dungeon...."
Hey... I can't help it... It worked for me before so why tamper with a tried and tested ruse?
Now can you go stand by that big X in the corner and see of you can reach all 4 ends with your hands and feet... Don't put any pass on these chains in my hand... They're for reinforcing the door... Honest |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella? "
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol"
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now "
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol"
Loved that ferrero rochet advert!
It seems quite a few bend the truth here |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol"
No scrapping in the Bunker please... I may have already raided the first aid kit for bondage materials |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
No scrapping in the Bunker please... I may have already raided the first aid kit for bondage materials "
So what happens if i cut my knees break dancing or power sliding on the floor? |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
No scrapping in the Bunker please... I may have already raided the first aid kit for bondage materials "
Have you silver tied up in the corner |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
Loved that ferrero rochet advert!
It seems quite a few bend the truth here "
I have a fondness for that advert... And the Nescafé Gold Blend series of adverts with Anthony Head and Sharon Maughan... Remember those? Nobody could cock an eyebrow like those two... |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
No scrapping in the Bunker please... I may have already raided the first aid kit for bondage materials
So what happens if i cut my knees break dancing or power sliding on the floor?"
Ehhhhhmmm... Don't.... Just don't |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
No scrapping in the Bunker please... I may have already raided the first aid kit for bondage materials
Have you silver tied up in the corner "
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
Loved that ferrero rochet advert!
It seems quite a few bend the truth here "
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
No scrapping in the Bunker please... I may have already raided the first aid kit for bondage materials
Have you silver tied up in the corner
Shhh... I'm trying to sneak up on him while he's distracted by my Marvel collection.... "
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
Loved that ferrero rochet advert!
It seems quite a few bend the truth here
I have a fondness for that advert... And the Nescafé Gold Blend series of adverts with Anthony Head and Sharon Maughan... Remember those? Nobody could cock an eyebrow like those two... "
No clue what your on about,, maybe that is due to being a big 1 and big 2 only baby lol |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
No scrapping in the Bunker please... I may have already raided the first aid kit for bondage materials
Have you silver tied up in the corner
Shhh... I'm trying to sneak up on him while he's distracted by my Marvel collection.... "
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
No scrapping in the Bunker please... I may have already raided the first aid kit for bondage materials
Have you silver tied up in the corner
Shhh... I'm trying to sneak up on him while he's distracted by my Marvel collection....
Marvel collection you say...you have my full attention "
I do? Cool... Now go stand over beside Silver and spread your arms and legs.... |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
No scrapping in the Bunker please... I may have already raided the first aid kit for bondage materials
Have you silver tied up in the corner
Shhh... I'm trying to sneak up on him while he's distracted by my Marvel collection....
Marvel collection you say...you have my full attention
I do? Cool... Now go stand over beside Silver and spread your arms and legs.... "
Is this like a garda search? A pat down, to see if im concealing any weapons?
Any comics to read while i wait? |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
No scrapping in the Bunker please... I may have already raided the first aid kit for bondage materials
Have you silver tied up in the corner
Shhh... I'm trying to sneak up on him while he's distracted by my Marvel collection....
That strap on looks shiny "
Imagine? There would probably be a running Short Shlong Silver shaped hole in the Bunker's reinforced steel door if I did....
And a spinning hubcap for some reason... Because flight scenes always seem to involve a spinning hubcap... |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
No scrapping in the Bunker please... I may have already raided the first aid kit for bondage materials
Have you silver tied up in the corner
Shhh... I'm trying to sneak up on him while he's distracted by my Marvel collection....
Marvel collection you say...you have my full attention
I do? Cool... Now go stand over beside Silver and spread your arms and legs....
Is this like a garda search? A pat down, to see if im concealing any weapons?
Any comics to read while i wait? "
Yes... Yes... That's exactly what it is... A pat-down for security purposes... Take no notice of that foxtail butt plug Steph is approaching you with... |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
No scrapping in the Bunker please... I may have already raided the first aid kit for bondage materials
Have you silver tied up in the corner
Shhh... I'm trying to sneak up on him while he's distracted by my Marvel collection....
Marvel collection you say...you have my full attention
I do? Cool... Now go stand over beside Silver and spread your arms and legs....
Is this like a garda search? A pat down, to see if im concealing any weapons?
Any comics to read while i wait?
Yes... Yes... That's exactly what it is... A pat-down for security purposes... Take no notice of that foxtail butt plug Steph is approaching you with... "
Theres not going to be a "cough please" moment is there? Are the comics to distract me? |
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Imagine? There would probably be a running Short Shlong Silver shaped hole in the Bunker's reinforced steel door if I did....
And a spinning hubcap for some reason... Because flight scenes always seem to involve a spinning hubcap... "
The worst part of this is you snipping the cable ties holding on my poor hubcaps just for comic effect....... |
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"Head count - 19
How many loaves have you Trysto?
Depends on how many you've already eaten Manbeast...?
None
Then I still have them all
Is it time for sandwiches?
Ferrero Rocher sandwiches,lol
Is that not just Nutella?
They are 1 and the same and I hate Nutella, might take the soup of them, why u have me making Nutella pyramids anyhow,, awful waste of magic fingers if you ask me,,, lol
So you can spoil us, silly...
In fairness most people probably won't remember that advert for Ferrero Rocher... I feel old now
Pissts whisper,,
Have you seen Most people on here they are older than they let on,,,
Ohhh I, be opened the abuse flood gates now,,,, ta Fffk lol
No scrapping in the Bunker please... I may have already raided the first aid kit for bondage materials
Have you silver tied up in the corner
Shhh... I'm trying to sneak up on him while he's distracted by my Marvel collection....
Marvel collection you say...you have my full attention
I do? Cool... Now go stand over beside Silver and spread your arms and legs....
Is this like a garda search? A pat down, to see if im concealing any weapons?
Any comics to read while i wait?
Yes... Yes... That's exactly what it is... A pat-down for security purposes... Take no notice of that foxtail butt plug Steph is approaching you with... "
Recently been eyeing up a pink one on wish |
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"Kaizer has returned from his Hurricane exploration duty !
Hurricane Lorenzo is in fact renamed to Windy Lorenzo!
Breezy Larry? "
We spoke 2 soon ,. Crack open
The marshmallows ,and Rollerskates, and Nutella there Quick |
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"Kaizer has returned from his Hurricane exploration duty !
Hurricane Lorenzo is in fact renamed to Windy Lorenzo!
Breezy Larry?
We spoke 2 soon ,. Crack open
The marshmallows ,and Rollerskates, and Nutella there Quick"
Me on rollerskates.... There's a terrifying image!
Good morning! Coffee and pain au chocolat anyone? |
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"Kaizer has returned from his Hurricane exploration duty !
Hurricane Lorenzo is in fact renamed to Windy Lorenzo!
Breezy Larry?
We spoke 2 soon ,. Crack open
The marshmallows ,and Rollerskates, and Nutella there Quick"
*quickly hides all empty marshmallow bags and nutella jars*
Ummmm someone forgot to bring them inside |
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"Kaizer has returned from his Hurricane exploration duty !
Hurricane Lorenzo is in fact renamed to Windy Lorenzo!
Breezy Larry?
We spoke 2 soon ,. Crack open
The marshmallows ,and Rollerskates, and Nutella there Quick
*quickly hides all empty marshmallow bags and nutella jars*
Ummmm someone forgot to bring them inside"
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"Kaizer has returned from his Hurricane exploration duty !
Hurricane Lorenzo is in fact renamed to Windy Lorenzo!
Breezy Larry?
We spoke 2 soon ,. Crack open
The marshmallows ,and Rollerskates, and Nutella there Quick
Me on rollerskates.... There's a terrifying image!
Good morning! Coffee and pain au chocolat anyone? "
Oh that sounds lovely |
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"Kaizer has returned from his Hurricane exploration duty !
Hurricane Lorenzo is in fact renamed to Windy Lorenzo!
Breezy Larry?
We spoke 2 soon ,. Crack open
The marshmallows ,and Rollerskates, and Nutella there Quick
Me on rollerskates.... There's a terrifying image!
Good morning! Coffee and pain au chocolat anyone? "
There a private corner for roller skating,, only for Reds I decided,
And is it Decent Coffee,,
Actually I'll bring the Coffee, treat every1 |
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"Kaizer has returned from his Hurricane exploration duty !
Hurricane Lorenzo is in fact renamed to Windy Lorenzo!
Breezy Larry?
We spoke 2 soon ,. Crack open
The marshmallows ,and Rollerskates, and Nutella there Quick
Me on rollerskates.... There's a terrifying image!
Good morning! Coffee and pain au chocolat anyone?
There a private corner for roller skating,, only for Reds I decided,
And is it Decent Coffee,,
Actually I'll bring the Coffee, treat every1 "
Ehhhh... This is me... Of course it's a decent coffee but go on then... Spoil us |
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"Kaizer has returned from his Hurricane exploration duty !
Hurricane Lorenzo is in fact renamed to Windy Lorenzo!
Breezy Larry?
We spoke 2 soon ,. Crack open
The marshmallows ,and Rollerskates, and Nutella there Quick
Me on rollerskates.... There's a terrifying image!
Good morning! Coffee and pain au chocolat anyone?
There a private corner for roller skating,, only for Reds I decided,
And is it Decent Coffee,,
Actually I'll bring the Coffee, treat every1
Ehhhh... This is me... Of course it's a decent coffee but go on then... Spoil us "
I got some new waaay cool south American stuff,
Teeth grinding stuff,
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