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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
If they don’t have a sky remote, what can a guy use to give us a reference scale for junior?
Beware those sneaky feckers using travel size lynx cans! There’s also a keyring size sky remote available so keep your wits about you  |
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"If they don’t have a sky remote, what can a guy use to give us a reference scale for junior?
Beware those sneaky feckers using travel size lynx cans! There’s also a keyring size sky remote available so keep your wits about you "
My favourite thing about this phenomenon is that the new Sky remotes are smaller than the old ones, so the Sky Remote scale ain't what it used to be anyway  |
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over a year ago
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"If they don’t have a sky remote, what can a guy use to give us a reference scale for junior?
Beware those sneaky feckers using travel size lynx cans! There’s also a keyring size sky remote available so keep your wits about you "
A milk carton...its in my friends only pics  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If they don’t have a sky remote, what can a guy use to give us a reference scale for junior?
Beware those sneaky feckers using travel size lynx cans! There’s also a keyring size sky remote available so keep your wits about you "
A ruler!? |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"If they don’t have a sky remote, what can a guy use to give us a reference scale for junior?
Beware those sneaky feckers using travel size lynx cans! There’s also a keyring size sky remote available so keep your wits about you
A ruler!?"
Do you have a ruler beside your bed/toilet/the other places guys like to take pics? |
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"If they don’t have a sky remote, what can a guy use to give us a reference scale for junior?
Beware those sneaky feckers using travel size lynx cans! There’s also a keyring size sky remote available so keep your wits about you "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a baker, I can usually look at one and go yup that’s a 6” cake...it’s rare to see an 8” cake sized cock despite what the feckers want us to believe.
And now I want cake. "
Waste of cake putting your flute in it though surely? |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"As a baker, I can usually look at one and go yup that’s a 6” cake...it’s rare to see an 8” cake sized cock despite what the feckers want us to believe.
And now I want cake.
Waste of cake putting your flute in it though surely?"
Just rest it on top |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We could do it the old fashioned way and resurrect and old yellow wooden 12" ruler from a school bag in the attic"
Will there be a flurry of cock pics now, with timber rulers as a guide I wonder.
(Be careful of splinters) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We could do it the old fashioned way and resurrect and old yellow wooden 12" ruler from a school bag in the attic
The markings are probably worn off though...cheap feckin things"
Borrow one of those blue shatterproof rulers |
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"As a baker, I can usually look at one and go yup that’s a 6” cake...it’s rare to see an 8” cake sized cock despite what the feckers want us to believe.
And now I want cake.
Waste of cake putting your flute in it though surely?"
An absolute crime tbqh |
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"As a baker, I can usually look at one and go yup that’s a 6” cake...it’s rare to see an 8” cake sized cock despite what the feckers want us to believe.
And now I want cake.
Waste of cake putting your flute in it though surely?
An absolute crime tbqh"
Talk about having your cake and eating it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your face
A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs 
It is if we all use the same face 
Does a tribute need to volunteer or will they be selected?"
You already have |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your face
A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs
It is if we all use the same face
Does a tribute need to volunteer or will they be selected?
You already have"
Ah I guess for the appearance of decancy we should let people volunteer |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Your face
A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs
It is if we all use the same face
Does a tribute need to volunteer or will they be selected?
You already have
Ah I guess for the appearance of decancy we should let people volunteer"
Fuck decency |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your face
A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs
It is if we all use the same face
Does a tribute need to volunteer or will they be selected?
You already have
Ah I guess for the appearance of decancy we should let people volunteer
Fuck decency "
You think you're up to the job? |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Your face
A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs
It is if we all use the same face
Does a tribute need to volunteer or will they be selected?
You already have
Ah I guess for the appearance of decancy we should let people volunteer
Fuck decency
You think you're up to the job?"
I’ve crunched the numbers (and cake) and yup |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"As a baker, I can usually look at one and go yup that’s a 6” cake...it’s rare to see an 8” cake sized cock despite what the feckers want us to believe.
And now I want cake. "
Do u want cream on ur cake  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bars of chocolate are getting smaller so they’re not reliable either...plus you have to look out for the fun size label!"
A tube of mcvities jaffacakes then... in the plastic. So you can count from one to ten  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they don’t have a sky remote, what can a guy use to give us a reference scale for junior?
Beware those sneaky feckers using travel size lynx cans! There’s also a keyring size sky remote available so keep your wits about you "
I usually just stick it into her mouth and if it stops her blabbing it's big enough . |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Bars of chocolate are getting smaller so they’re not reliable either...plus you have to look out for the fun size label!
A tube of mcvities jaffacakes then... in the plastic. So you can count from one to ten "
Finally, a sensible suggestion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bars of chocolate are getting smaller so they’re not reliable either...plus you have to look out for the fun size label!
A tube of mcvities jaffacakes then... in the plastic. So you can count from one to ten
Finally, a sensible suggestion!"
well, there used to be 12 in a packet. 10 will have to do. |
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