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"A man wearing nothing but socks... "
I had a lady friend a few years back who had a phobia related to other people's feet. The first time I was naked in her presence she shrieked and made me put my socks back on.  |
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over a year ago
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"A man wearing nothing but socks...
I had a lady friend a few years back who had a phobia related to other people's feet. The first time I was naked in her presence she shrieked and made me put my socks back on. "
Are you sure it was your feet that had that effect??? |
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"A man wearing nothing but socks...
I had a lady friend a few years back who had a phobia related to other people's feet. The first time I was naked in her presence she shrieked and made me put my socks back on. "
Lol i like her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dirty bedroom/Living room in the background of pics
I always try to remember to kick the stuff under the bed "
At least do a quick tidy up before you take it |
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over a year ago
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"First thing I look for!!
I just hope my ass will distract them!
If it’s under the bed too??
No it's big enough to block the view 
Make a great view …"
It's working!!! |
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"A man wearing nothing but socks...
I had a lady friend a few years back who had a phobia related to other people's feet. The first time I was naked in her presence she shrieked and made me put my socks back on.
Are you sure it was your feet that had that effect??? "
I think the problem was that she couldn't look at the head of my penis without seeing my feet at the same time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A man wearing nothing but socks...
I had a lady friend a few years back who had a phobia related to other people's feet. The first time I was naked in her presence she shrieked and made me put my socks back on.
Are you sure it was your feet that had that effect???
I think the problem was that she couldn't look at the head of my penis without seeing my feet at the same time "
Big feet, Mick? |
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"A man wearing nothing but socks...
I had a lady friend a few years back who had a phobia related to other people's feet. The first time I was naked in her presence she shrieked and made me put my socks back on.
Are you sure it was your feet that had that effect???
I think the problem was that she couldn't look at the head of my penis without seeing my feet at the same time
Big feet, Mick? "
They'd want to be big curly ones for that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A man wearing nothing but socks...
I had a lady friend a few years back who had a phobia related to other people's feet. The first time I was naked in her presence she shrieked and made me put my socks back on.
Are you sure it was your feet that had that effect???
I think the problem was that she couldn't look at the head of my penis without seeing my feet at the same time
Big feet, Mick?
They'd want to be big curly ones for that! "
You're a hobbit, aren't you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Women in clown outfits and men dressed as superman!... But my therapist says it's my own fault for meeting unverified couples!"
That's quite disturbing, would you like to lie down on my couch and tell me all about it |
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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago
Kilkenny |
"Women in clown outfits and men dressed as superman!... But my therapist says it's my own fault for meeting unverified couples!
That's quite disturbing, would you like to lie down on my couch and tell me all about it"
Personally I find it much more comfortable on the floor! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Women in clown outfits and men dressed as superman!... But my therapist says it's my own fault for meeting unverified couples!
That's quite disturbing, would you like to lie down on my couch and tell me all about it
Personally I find it much more comfortable on the floor! "
If you don't mind lying on all the stuff... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A man wearing nothing but socks...
I find that very sexy, it means he's ready for a roide. "
I don't, particularly sports socks, reminiscent of cheesy porn |
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"A man wearing nothing but socks...
I had a lady friend a few years back who had a phobia related to other people's feet. The first time I was naked in her presence she shrieked and made me put my socks back on.
Are you sure it was your feet that had that effect???
I think the problem was that she couldn't look at the head of my penis without seeing my feet at the same time
Big feet, Mick?
They'd want to be big curly ones for that!
You're a hobbit, aren't you? "
I'll reply properly when I've finished second breakfast. |
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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago
Kilkenny |
"Women in clown outfits and men dressed as superman!... But my therapist says it's my own fault for meeting unverified couples!
That's quite disturbing, would you like to lie down on my couch and tell me all about it
Personally I find it much more comfortable on the floor!
If you don't mind lying on all the stuff... "
No problem... The Joe Dolan posters, tshirts and teapots are a little off putting though! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A man wearing nothing but socks...
I had a lady friend a few years back who had a phobia related to other people's feet. The first time I was naked in her presence she shrieked and made me put my socks back on.
Are you sure it was your feet that had that effect???
I think the problem was that she couldn't look at the head of my penis without seeing my feet at the same time
Big feet, Mick?
They'd want to be big curly ones for that!
You're a hobbit, aren't you?
I'll reply properly when I've finished second breakfast. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Women in clown outfits and men dressed as superman!... But my therapist says it's my own fault for meeting unverified couples!
That's quite disturbing, would you like to lie down on my couch and tell me all about it
Personally I find it much more comfortable on the floor!
If you don't mind lying on all the stuff...
No problem... The Joe Dolan posters, tshirts and teapots are a little off putting though! "
You promised you'd be discreet  |
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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago
Kilkenny |
"Women in clown outfits and men dressed as superman!... But my therapist says it's my own fault for meeting unverified couples!
That's quite disturbing, would you like to lie down on my couch and tell me all about it
Personally I find it much more comfortable on the floor!
If you don't mind lying on all the stuff...
No problem... The Joe Dolan posters, tshirts and teapots are a little off putting though!
You promised you'd be discreet "
Hey!... Did I mention the Dickie Rock shrine!... No... No, I didn't |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"A man wearing nothing but socks...
I find that very sexy, it means he's ready for a roide.
I don't, particularly sports socks, reminiscent of cheesy porn"
I draw a line at white socks, shouldn't be allowed on men except for sports, neither should be white underwear for men. |
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over a year ago
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"A man wearing nothing but socks...
I find that very sexy, it means he's ready for a roide.
I don't, particularly sports socks, reminiscent of cheesy porn
I draw a line at white socks, shouldn't be allowed on men except for sports, neither should be white underwear for men. "
Oh I quite like white boxers, especially when they're on the floor with all my stuff |
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"A man wearing nothing but socks...
I find that very sexy, it means he's ready for a roide.
I don't, particularly sports socks, reminiscent of cheesy porn
I draw a line at white socks, shouldn't be allowed on men except for sports, neither should be white underwear for men.
Oh I quite like white boxers, especially when they're on the floor with all my stuff "
I always wear white ones with brown stripes.
Funnily enough, I don't remember them having brown stripes when I bought them.  |
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"Dripping cock and pussy pics
Pics with kids toys etc in background "
With you on the dripping cum pics  .
I don't mind seeing kids toys but when they have condoms on them, then I know they're cheap skates that wouldn't even spend a tenner in Lovehoney  |
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Where to start! I'll try to limit myself here...
On profiles:
- That stupid fucking "legal" disclaimer
- "Just ask" / "Don't know what to write here"
- Public photos but no profile pic
In messages:
- Opening with "I love big women / bbws"
- actually any mention of the phrase BBW
- "How are you finding Fab"
In person:
- Bad or stale breath
- Comedy t-shirts
- Weak handshakes
(absolute mystery why I'm single tbh) |
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over a year ago
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"For me its guys who think they can play you . Makes me laugh.
Ah but they're great fun
Yes it can be amusing
You've met the wrong ones lady..."
You think so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beards... I know there all in fashion but anythimg more than designer stuble an I'm gone xx
The stubble is worse, tears you to ribbons 
Agreed! Love a beard"
I think beards should have their own thread here  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Beards... I know there all in fashion but anythimg more than designer stuble an I'm gone xx
The stubble is worse, tears you to ribbons
Agreed! Love a beard
I think beards should have their own thread here "
Yeah we haven't had a beard thread in the last 3 days, it's about time to have another one. |
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"Beards... I know there all in fashion but anythimg more than designer stuble an I'm gone xx
The stubble is worse, tears you to ribbons
Agreed! Love a beard
I think beards should have their own thread here
Yeah we haven't had a beard thread in the last 3 days, it's about time to have another one. "
Should be one a day to keep us ticking over |
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"For me its guys who think they can play you . Makes me laugh.
Ah but they're great fun
Yes it can be amusing
You've met the wrong ones lady...
You think so "
Obviously non-musical ones, that don't know the tune |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me its guys who think they can play you . Makes me laugh.
Ah but they're great fun
Yes it can be amusing
You've met the wrong ones lady...
You think so "
I'm holding the candle lit for us good guys yeah  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dirty nails..
The only time that it's forgivable is if the person is a mechanic. They'll never again have sterile hands or nails. Wouldn't hold it against them "
True I suppose but it's still a no no for me. |
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People constantly putting up needy updates looking for attention.
The amount of people that put up the legal disclaimer is ridiculous. That really will deter people
People demanding face pics when they message.
Tramp stamps.
Constantly banging on about meet & greets.
Updates that reference someone, just message them.
I could go on haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dirty nails..
The only time that it's forgivable is if the person is a mechanic. They'll never again have sterile hands or nails. Wouldn't hold it against them "
I use a nail brush to clean mine every day |
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Dead fish handshakes.
People who say in their profile they've met a few from site but no verifications.
People parking at petrol pumps and not getting fuel, chatting Mary for 10 minutes and walking out with a loaf..
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"Beards... I know there all in fashion but anythimg more than designer stuble an I'm gone xx
The stubble is worse, tears you to ribbons "
Did you know that when the Brilliant middle weight Boxer Marvin " the Marvellous " Hagler was boxing ,he used to shave his head just before his fight so that he had a tough stubble on his head so that when they'd get in tight in the ring with the sweat etc he'd rub it against his opponents head to graze his skin or open up a cut already there... |
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By *ipskyMan
over a year ago
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"Beards... I know there all in fashion but anythimg more than designer stuble an I'm gone xx
The stubble is worse, tears you to ribbons
Agreed! Love a beard
I think beards should have their own thread here "
Beards....absolute turn off... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Beards... I know there all in fashion but anythimg more than designer stuble an I'm gone xx
The stubble is worse, tears you to ribbons
Did you know that when the Brilliant middle weight Boxer Marvin " the Marvellous " Hagler was boxing ,he used to shave his head just before his fight so that he had a tough stubble on his head so that when they'd get in tight in the ring with the sweat etc he'd rub it against his opponents head to graze his skin or open up a cut already there..."
I'd well believe it! |
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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago
Now in MALAGA (SPAIN) |
"Vulgarity is very unbecoming for a lady "
I thought men like a dirty language on the hot sessions
Ive been asked a few times to use vulgar words during sex. If someone has a kink, then why not?
Outside the bedroom - I agree with you. And it isnt addressed to women only. Its a big turn off to me to even say "hi" to that person. Its just inapriopriate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being electrocuted with a car battery.
Ah that's not too bad
Anything bigger than a 9v is a total turn off for me."
I got 240v off a disconnected motor recently with capacitors that held the charge.. It turned me on to say the least, but not the kind of turn on I'm into |
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"People constantly putting up needy updates looking for attention.
The amount of people that put up the legal disclaimer is ridiculous. That really will deter people
People demanding face pics when they message.
Tramp stamps.
Constantly banging on about meet & greets.
Updates that reference someone, just message them.
I could go on haha"
Folk with blank profiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Beards... I know there all in fashion but anythimg more than designer stuble an I'm gone xx
The stubble is worse, tears you to ribbons
Agreed! Love a beard
I think beards should have their own thread here
Yeah we haven't had a beard thread in the last 3 days, it's about time to have another one.
Should be one a day to keep us ticking over "
Yes indeed , we can never get enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People constantly putting up needy updates looking for attention.
The amount of people that put up the legal disclaimer is ridiculous. That really will deter people
People demanding face pics when they message.
Tramp stamps.
Constantly banging on about meet & greets.
Updates that reference someone, just message them.
I could go on haha
Folk with blank profiles "
I was going to delete my account but decided against it |
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