FabSwingers.com > Forums > Ireland > tense

tense

Jump to: Newest in thread

By *unnyfook OP Man over a year ago

Naas

everybody is very tense latley... leave a few jokes, smile you will cheer up.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ya just a bit eh?

Think everyone needs a maaassive orgy...

Or at least a tearfull lonesome wank

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why are pirates called pirates?

They just areeeeeeeeeee

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *unnyfook OP Man over a year ago

Naas

"Why are pirates called pirates?

They just areeeeeeeeeee"

iiiiii

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *unnyfook OP Man over a year ago

Naas

"Ya just a bit eh?

Think everyone needs a maaassive orgy...

Or at least a tearfull lonesome wank

"
lonsome wank here... or lonesome wanker depending on perspective

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *exyDownUnderWoman over a year ago

Westmeath

A Professional tennis player can get 'tennis elbow'.

What does a Gynacologist get?

'tunnel vision'.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's the nicest person in the hospital?

The Ultrasound guy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ya just a bit eh?

Think everyone needs a maaassive orgy...

Or at least a tearfull lonesome wank

Time to join the Dead Hand Gang

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *r tayt2Man over a year ago

Trim

Dogs can't have an MRI

Catscan

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Tense jayus no i have never seem so many tight t-shirts and short skirts in my life

Although if i drive trough town again today i maybe done for kerb crawling

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The past, present and future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats a Ig?

An eskimo's house without a loo.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *hors.HammerMan over a year ago

Newbridge

A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts

I told her I like shaved vagina and anal. Apparently this is not an appropriate answer at KFC

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *r tayt2Man over a year ago

Trim

Confucius say

If mosquito lands on man's ballox

Man soon learns there are more ways to solve a problem other than volience

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ineapple_PrincessWoman over a year ago

in the waves

"Who's the nicest person in the hospital?

The Ultrasound guy"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are pirates called pirates?

They just areeeeeeeeeee"

Where do Pirates shop??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are pirates called pirates?

They just areeeeeeeeeee

Where do Pirates shop??"

Iiiiiiiikea?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are pirates called pirates?

They just areeeeeeeeeee

Where do Pirates shop??

Iiiiiiiikea?"

Sparrrrrrr

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the horse say to the 1 legged jockey

How ya gettin on

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *cottybear74Man over a year ago

kilkenny

"A Professional tennis player can get 'tennis elbow'.

What does a Gynacologist get?

'tunnel vision'.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *cottybear74Man over a year ago

kilkenny

Sex while camping...... Its fucking in tents

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ndrew1972Man over a year ago

Roscrea

Two ducks are walking through Belfast and the first duck said "quack quack"

"shutup" said the second duck, "I'm goin as quack as I can"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *onSnowXXXMan over a year ago

Lisburn/Hillsborough

"Who's the nicest person in the hospital?

The Ultrasound guy"

And when he's not available, it's the Hip Replacement guy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are pirates called pirates?

They just areeeeeeeeeee

Where do Pirates shop??

Iiiiiiiikea?

Sparrrrrrr"

I'll keep that to go with my other pirate joke

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ordjeffMan over a year ago

around and about ,as travel.

Micky mouse wants to divorce mini mouse.

The judge says " i can't grant you divorce on the grounds that mini mouse has buck teeth "

No your honour

I didn't say she has buck teeth,

I said she's fucking goofy! !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are pirates called pirates?

They just areeeeeeeeeee

Where do Pirates shop??

Iiiiiiiikea?

Sparrrrrrr

I'll keep that to go with my other pirate joke

There's one final one..

And what does a Pirate drive??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are pirates called pirates?

They just areeeeeeeeeee

Where do Pirates shop??

Iiiiiiiikea?

Sparrrrrrr

I'll keep that to go with my other pirate joke

There's one final one..

And what does a Pirate drive??"

A rrrreeenadult?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *r tayt2Man over a year ago

Trim

Confusius says

If man makes love on side of hill

He not on the level

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are pirates called pirates?

They just areeeeeeeeeee

Where do Pirates shop??

Iiiiiiiikea?

Sparrrrrrr

I'll keep that to go with my other pirate joke

There's one final one..

And what does a Pirate drive??

A rrrreeenadult?"

Haha usually people answer "a carrr" but Pirates drive ships

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old.saying...

Man going out airport door sideways, is going to bangkok

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

I haven't noticed a rise in tension.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *allyWally19Woman over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night

I should have put it on aloha setting

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did Cinderella do when she got to ball??

She gagged

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did Cinderella do when she got to ball??

She gagged

Duuuuuuurty

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night

I should have put it on aloha setting"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ork fellaMan over a year ago

Macroom

I went to buy 6 cans of sprite while ago but accidently picked 7up

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *r tayt2Man over a year ago

Trim

Man who make mistake in elevator is wrong on many levels

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *easingTimMan over a year ago

Loughlinstown

What's small, red and hard???

A strawberry with a flick-knife

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *unnyfook OP Man over a year ago

Naas

what do you call a fake noodle?

an impasta.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ackk25Man over a year ago

Kilkenny

So.............. Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went ‘T’PAU!’ I said ‘Don’t you mean KAPOW??’ He said ‘No, I’ve got china in my hand

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *unnyfook OP Man over a year ago

Naas

"So.............. Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went ‘T’PAU!’ I said ‘Don’t you mean KAPOW??’ He said ‘No, I’ve got china in my hand"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *r tayt2Man over a year ago

Trim

Confusius say

Man who fart in church

Sits in own pew

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young plumber named Lee,

Who was plumbing his girl by the sea,

She said “Stop your plumbing, there’s somebody coming”,

Said the plumber still plumbing “it’s me”