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Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin. |
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"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin. "
You truly are a good friend  |
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"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin.
You truly are a good friend "
Believe me, it's entirely in my own self interest, she's like a puppy chewing the leg of the sofa |
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over a year ago
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"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin.
You truly are a good friend
Believe me, it's entirely in my own self interest, she's like a puppy chewing the leg of the sofa "
Nothing worse then a bad dose of the lady horn |
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"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin. "
Four out of the five, so close lol  |
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"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin.
Four out of the five, so close lol "
All reasonable offers considered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be fair is she not always like that?
Also Im too short so Im out
Oh and I shaved....
You did WHAT "
Don't start. I have this fight with him every other day. He's an asshole. |
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"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin.
Four out of the five, so close lol
All reasonable offers considered"
Oh you're considering them are u? So I literally have no input. |
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"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin.
Four out of the five, so close lol
All reasonable offers considered
Oh you're considering them are u? So I literally have no input."
Absolutely not, just sending them your way |
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By *ordjeffMan
over a year ago
around and about ,as travel. |
"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Unfortunately I don't have a beard
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shiver me timbers
Kaiser that would shiver anyone’s timbers even if they weren’t in the freezer. Do you want me to start a similar thread for you are you getting near to chewing the bed post "
This is borderline disturbing now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"JESUS CHRIST!
He has a beard but is he over 6 foot??? "
The man can walk on water and also turn it into wine....sure that's enough to get him past the "little" discrepancies lol |
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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago
Around and about |
"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin. "
Sometimes the wand just wont do!!! |
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"Shiver me timbers
Kaiser that would shiver anyone’s timbers even if they weren’t in the freezer. Do you want me to start a similar thread for you are you getting near to chewing the bed post
This is borderline disturbing now "
Lol, sure this is what people do for each other on here |
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"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin. "
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The Special Fab Fornication Unit is
winging it's way towards her right now
as we speak...
   
...& it's a good job too that you made that emergency call
too before batteries in toys got used up, tubs of
haggen daz in Tescos were bought and the
whole 50 SHADES set was watched back to back
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass"
If the Irish cricket team turned up on my doorstep I'd take them at this rate. But thank you for thinking more highly of me than I deserve, and also revealing my secret identity! |
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass"
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...good bottle of wine then??   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
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...good bottle of wine then?? "
Cheap bottle is fine tbh. |
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass"
A case of mistaken identity if ever I heard one tbh.
RIGHT LADS I'm informed you're all useless and more talk than trousers, slide into those DMs ffs! Chop chop! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
A case of mistaken identity if ever I heard one tbh.
RIGHT LADS I'm informed you're all useless and more talk than trousers, slide into those DMs ffs! Chop chop! "
Less of the fecking chopping.......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
A case of mistaken identity if ever I heard one tbh.
RIGHT LADS I'm informed you're all useless and more talk than trousers, slide into those DMs ffs! Chop chop!
Less of the fecking chopping....... "
You're excluded cos I hate u now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
A case of mistaken identity if ever I heard one tbh.
RIGHT LADS I'm informed you're all useless and more talk than trousers, slide into those DMs ffs! Chop chop!
Less of the fecking chopping.......
You're excluded cos I hate u now. "
Being a dick saves a dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
A case of mistaken identity if ever I heard one tbh.
RIGHT LADS I'm informed you're all useless and more talk than trousers, slide into those DMs ffs! Chop chop!
Less of the fecking chopping.......
You're excluded cos I hate u now.
Being a dick saves a dick "
Shut your face. |
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
A case of mistaken identity if ever I heard one tbh.
RIGHT LADS I'm informed you're all useless and more talk than trousers, slide into those DMs ffs! Chop chop!
Less of the fecking chopping.......
You're excluded cos I hate u now.
Being a dick saves a dick "
You shut up, if you were fulfilling your matrimonial duties this wouldn't be an issue |
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
A case of mistaken identity if ever I heard one tbh.
RIGHT LADS I'm informed you're all useless and more talk than trousers, slide into those DMs ffs! Chop chop! "
I'd slide into more than her DM's . Now where did I put that paddle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
A case of mistaken identity if ever I heard one tbh.
RIGHT LADS I'm informed you're all useless and more talk than trousers, slide into those DMs ffs! Chop chop!
Less of the fecking chopping.......
You're excluded cos I hate u now.
Being a dick saves a dick
You shut up, if you were fulfilling your matrimonial duties this wouldn't be an issue "
YES! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
A case of mistaken identity if ever I heard one tbh.
RIGHT LADS I'm informed you're all useless and more talk than trousers, slide into those DMs ffs! Chop chop!
I'd slide into more than her DM's . Now where did I put that paddle."
I'll paddle you! |
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
A case of mistaken identity if ever I heard one tbh.
RIGHT LADS I'm informed you're all useless and more talk than trousers, slide into those DMs ffs! Chop chop!
I'd slide into more than her DM's . Now where did I put that paddle.
I'll paddle you! "
Haha you can try. |
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I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
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...good bottle of wine then??
Cheap bottle is fine tbh. "
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Cheap empty bottle okay? 
...need some dutch courage |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
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...good bottle of wine then??
Cheap bottle is fine tbh.
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Cheap empty bottle okay?
...need some dutch courage "
Why?? I'm lovely and approachable! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
A case of mistaken identity if ever I heard one tbh.
RIGHT LADS I'm informed you're all useless and more talk than trousers, slide into those DMs ffs! Chop chop!
I'd slide into more than her DM's . Now where did I put that paddle.
I'll paddle you!
Haha you can try. "
You're on old timer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin. "
Haha nice request but I'm in let's see if she like my beard and tattoos |
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
A case of mistaken identity if ever I heard one tbh.
RIGHT LADS I'm informed you're all useless and more talk than trousers, slide into those DMs ffs! Chop chop!
I'd slide into more than her DM's . Now where did I put that paddle.
I'll paddle you!
Haha you can try.
You're on old timer! "
You're not to old to be put across my lap young lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can u be my friend too
Me too!! I think we women all need friends like that!!
I'm getting this a lot but honestly this is all for my own gain"
Yeah. She's actually just a c*nt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a fan of her Pure Filth podcast, any listener will know she has specefic like & interests...the Irish Rugby team could turn up on her doorstep & she is likely to pick none of them ... chemistry & interests...it may take more than a beard & penis to her help her get past this impass
A case of mistaken identity if ever I heard one tbh.
RIGHT LADS I'm informed you're all useless and more talk than trousers, slide into those DMs ffs! Chop chop!
I'd slide into more than her DM's . Now where did I put that paddle.
I'll paddle you!
Haha you can try.
You're on old timer!
You're not to old to be put across my lap young lady "
You'd have to catch me first |
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"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin. "
With a booty like hers I'm sure she can easily find many a man willing to help her out. |
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"Can u be my friend too
Me too!! I think we women all need friends like that!!
I'm getting this a lot but honestly this is all for my own gain
Yeah. She's actually just a c*nt. "
I can't dispute this |
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"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin.
With a booty like hers I'm sure she can easily find many a man willing to help her out."
If that was the case we wouldn't need a thread. What sort of WORLD are we LIVING IN when a woman in the prime of her life is unfucked?? Shame on you all tbh. |
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"Can u be my friend too
Me too!! I think we women all need friends like that!!
I'm getting this a lot but honestly this is all for my own gain"
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Lads out there, if you feel the need to do
something similar to earn my friendship..
PLEASE, PLEASE DO!!! |
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"With a booty like hers I'm sure she can easily find many a man willing to help her out.
If that was the case we wouldn't need a thread. What sort of WORLD are we LIVING IN when a woman in the prime of her life is unfucked?? Shame on you all tbh. "
Haha unfucked |
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"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin.
With a booty like hers I'm sure she can easily find many a man willing to help her out.
If that was the case we wouldn't need a thread. What sort of WORLD are we LIVING IN when a woman in the prime of her life is unfucked?? Shame on you all tbh. "
She's hard to catch apparently |
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"Can u be my friend too
Me too!! I think we women all need friends like that!!
I'm getting this a lot but honestly this is all for my own gain
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Lads out there, if you feel the need to do
something similar to earn my friendship..
PLEASE, PLEASE DO!!! "
Ok but we'll have to call you Tiny Tim |
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"Are you a man with a penis? 6ft+, bearded, can travel, are at least a little bit dominant, and has some bants?
If so, I need YOU to ride my friend sbellex, because she is wrecking all our heads with her constant whining for cock, about cock, and needing cock.
Apply direct to her inbox and for fuck sake HURRY. My patience is wearing thin.
Haha nice request but I'm in let's see if she like my beard and tattoos "
Sbellex he’s ginger too!!! (Her weakness) |
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Sad because i'm 6'9 beard tattoos etc. and when she see profile , stands all what she looking for.
Good luck Op and sbellex 