So I pull up at traffic lights and the driver next to me has a mobile phone clenched between shoulder and jaw . Right hand is applying mascara, left hand is moving a Costa coffee to lips. Lights change. What happens next ? |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Well yes she drives off steering with her knee and then there is a roundabout almost immediately at which she appears to be going right at
Did she crash into you?  "
If so, were you on fab perving sexy pics? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's just drivers in general... I had a guy overtake me this morning when there was two trucks in front of me and he ended up playing a game of chicken with oncoming traffic. He swerved back in, I hit my brakes so he didn't hit my car and I let him in front of me |
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Well normally guys aren’t putting their make up on, checking their hair on the way to work, looking in the wee mirror in the sunshade thingy, turning round shouting at kids on the back seat , facebooking her friends , messaging about fab ladies who lunch, swigging coffee, picking their nose ( ok so guys do that too). Guys are far too busy shouting at other drivers , speeding, running red lights, rubbernecking anyone in a skirt and taking the piss at w***n drivers |
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Well if she was in a Tesla she would be grand  I see it all the time and not just women, apart from the mascara part. Seen lads shaving in the car too. Doing anything when your not holding onto the steering wheel is inconsiderate and dangerous. |
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"Well normally guys aren’t putting their make up on, checking their hair on the way to work, looking in the wee mirror in the sunshade thingy, turning round shouting at kids on the back seat , facebooking her friends , messaging about fab ladies who lunch, swigging coffee, picking their nose ( ok so guys do that too). Guys are far too busy shouting at other drivers , speeding, running red lights, rubbernecking anyone in a skirt and taking the piss at w***n drivers "
LMAO |
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"Well normally guys aren’t putting their make up on, checking their hair on the way to work, looking in the wee mirror in the sunshade thingy, turning round shouting at kids on the back seat , facebooking her friends , messaging about fab ladies who lunch, swigging coffee, picking their nose ( ok so guys do that too). Guys are far too busy shouting at other drivers , speeding, running red lights, rubbernecking anyone in a skirt and taking the piss at w***n drivers "
Lucky you have a white steed instead of a car isn't it Percival? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I pull up at traffic lights and the driver next to me has a mobile phone clenched between shoulder and jaw . Right hand is applying mascara, left hand is moving a Costa coffee to lips. Lights change. What happens next ?"
So were you driving and posting on fab at the same time. Tut tut .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I pull up at traffic lights and the driver next to me has a mobile phone clenched between shoulder and jaw . Right hand is applying mascara, left hand is moving a Costa coffee to lips. Lights change. What happens next ?"
Could have being worse, imagine if she had to divert to Shannon after spilling her coffee. |
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The coffee goes on her.... ( slightly sloping ) dashboard but secured from slipping ( in a straight line ) by her pop up sat nav/ information screen........the mascara is clenched between moving teeth and lips ( still in her phone)..... and then........ |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
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"So I pull up at traffic lights and the driver next to me has a mobile phone clenched between shoulder and jaw . Right hand is applying mascara, left hand is moving a Costa coffee to lips. Lights change. What happens next ?"
She start's putting on her lipstick |
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Lol... no RHD but as she started to negotiate the roundabout , the coffee went left off the dashboard to be caught by an unseen to me small child, the phone disappeared ( I think down the side of her seat ) the mascara still between her teeth but she went right from the left lane as cars to her right hand side were going straight on. Two into one don’t go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She was a very pretty single mum. So I said she had 5 mins before the cops came to let me tell them what I had seen or she could blow me for a perfectly acceptable eye witness statement"
Really? |
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"She was a very pretty single mum. So I said she had 5 mins before the cops came to let me tell them what I had seen or she could blow me for a perfectly acceptable eye witness statement
Really? "
Nahhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She was a very pretty single mum. So I said she had 5 mins before the cops came to let me tell them what I had seen or she could blow me for a perfectly acceptable eye witness statement
Really?
Nahhh"
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"So I pull up at traffic lights and the driver next to me has a mobile phone clenched between shoulder and jaw . Right hand is applying mascara, left hand is moving a Costa coffee to lips. Lights change. What happens next ?"
You ejaculated??  |
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"Women are experts at roundabout anyway, they can do a roundabout while blow-drying their hair getting ready for a night out, with nothing but a towel wrapped around them."
Lol we really can and thank you for noticing  |
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