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When I was 6 I managed to set off the fire alarm and similtaniously get my head stuck in the fire escape door in Roches Stores in Cork City in the middle of a busy Saturday.... |
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"When I was 6 I managed to set off the fire alarm and similtaniously get my head stuck in the fire escape door in Roches Stores in Cork City in the middle of a busy Saturday...."
That was you  |
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"When I was 6 I managed to set off the fire alarm and similtaniously get my head stuck in the fire escape door in Roches Stores in Cork City in the middle of a busy Saturday....
That was you "
Ya but my body caught up to my head and they are now well proportioned  |
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When I started work years and years ago, when I was alot, lot younger and more naive, I fancied this girl, and after some persuading from the lads asked her out one morning at work.
Needless to say went down like a lead balloon, she never said yes or no, and it's still referred to at work as "Black Tuesday" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A post trolley got accidentally attached to the hitch on my mother's car in town nearby a few years ago.. She drove for about
3 kilometres thinking the there was a funny noise at the back, she only stopped when the local garda followed her with sirens thinking she was trying to steal the post, she was mortified  , the garda apparently nearly died laughing |
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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago
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When I was 12 I was messing around with some lads whilst waiting for a classroom to be unlocked, I threw a schoolbag at one lad... Missed and knocked a five foot tall statue of virgin Mary off its pedestal... Her head came off when it hit the floor... My mind is a bit of a blank after that but I do recall a nun crying! |
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"A post trolley got accidentally attached to the hitch on my mother's car in town nearby a few years ago.. She drove for about
3 kilometres thinking the there was a funny noise at the back, she only stopped when the local garda followed her with sirens thinking she was trying to steal the post, she was mortified , the garda apparently nearly died laughing "
Hahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When I was 12 I was messing around with some lads whilst waiting for a classroom to be unlocked, I threw a schoolbag at one lad... Missed and knocked a five foot tall statue of virgin Mary off its pedestal... Her head came off when it hit the floor... My mind is a bit of a blank after that but I do recall a nun crying! "
Your career of knocking virgins off pedestals started young!! |
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Going to my school formal Id asked a girl I really fancied so was nervous as I went to pick her up. I had my tuxedo and huge bunch of flowers. Nervously knocked on the door and was invited in. The first thing that shocked me was the number of people in the house to see me pick my date up and wish us well. I was taken into the sitting room and that's when I saw the coffin and had to ask for my date to be told she lived next door, needless to say I was mortified though they weren't overly offended. |
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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago
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"When I was 12 I was messing around with some lads whilst waiting for a classroom to be unlocked, I threw a schoolbag at one lad... Missed and knocked a five foot tall statue of virgin Mary off its pedestal... Her head came off when it hit the floor... My mind is a bit of a blank after that but I do recall a nun crying!
Your career of knocking virgins off pedestals started young!!"
Very good Mrs. B! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I fell off a treadmill once while trying to flirt with the gym instructor. Turns out he wasn't a fan of the bloody nose and lips look. It didn't work out. |
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So a woman wakes up in hospital after her vaginal reconstructive surgery to find 3 bunches of flowers in the room. The first from the surgeon saying everything went well and hoping she got well soon...the second from her husband telling her he loved her and to hurry home and the third was from a fella called Jimmy in the burns unit..thanking her for the new ears. |
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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago
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A night out in a well known club on a posh kinda event. Went to get on the dance floor, missed the second step down and parted the crowd while I fell flat on my face doing a superman impression across the floor. The walk of shame back to my seat was more painfull than the fall. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A night out in a well known club on a posh kinda event. Went to get on the dance floor, missed the second step down and parted the crowd while I fell flat on my face doing a superman impression across the floor. The walk of shame back to my seat was more painfull than the fall. "
Isn’t that always the way? The physical you can deal with, it’s the mortification that’s the killer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A night out in a well known club on a posh kinda event. Went to get on the dance floor, missed the second step down and parted the crowd while I fell flat on my face doing a superman impression across the floor. The walk of shame back to my seat was more painfull than the fall.
Bit like asking a girl out to dance and being told to fuck off...long long walk across that floor...
Isn’t that always the way? The physical you can deal with, it’s the mortification that’s the killer "
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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago
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"A night out in a well known club on a posh kinda event. Went to get on the dance floor, missed the second step down and parted the crowd while I fell flat on my face doing a superman impression across the floor. The walk of shame back to my seat was more painfull than the fall.
Isn’t that always the way? The physical you can deal with, it’s the mortification that’s the killer "
Yeah but when we visualise it now we all end in tears laughing about it. I did look hillarious, arms outstretched sliding accross the floor on my belly. |
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I was the night before a wedding and as usual I arrived home late and tired from work
Got washed and headed for the cot when I realised I needed hand cream for the work I was at you could say was hard on tights
Tip toe into the girls room to steel some only to find myself like a del Monte orange the next morning. |
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"I was the night before a wedding and as usual I arrived home late and tired from work
Got washed and headed for the cot when I realised I needed hand cream for the work I was at you could say was hard on tights
Tip toe into the girls room to steel some only to find myself like a del Monte orange the next morning."
LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
They hold a lightbulb and the whole world turns to make sure it's screwed in.
Alexa can be quite funny sometimes |
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"What do a condom and your wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your cock
Unless you're a husband on here having sex with loads of women behind her back."
well most guys on here wouldn't get much need for condoms either, you have to get meets first |
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A few years ago I wanted to take part in the Lounge Forum Easter photo challenge... So I very carefully and artfully crafted a bra from two halves of a chocolate egg and a pack of red strawberry laces... I was quite proud of the result! I put it on (the cups were a little tight tbh) and quickly grabbed my phone for a selfie before the choc started melting, took a breath to suck in my gut (as you do), but this resulted in my chest expanding and..... KABOOM!!! Chocolate shrapnel everywhere... It was carnage!!  |
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"What do a condom and your wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your cock
Unless you're a husband on here having sex with loads of women behind her back. well most guys on here wouldn't get much need for condoms either, you have to get meets first "
Well yeah, i meán i have not had one single meet with a fab person in over 2 years. Not even social.
But that's no reason to be upset, one day I will rise again. |
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"When I was 6 I managed to set off the fire alarm and similtaniously get my head stuck in the fire escape door in Roches Stores in Cork City in the middle of a busy Saturday...."
I was 4 visiting my mam in the cash room in crazy prices Tallaght where she worked, I hit the panic button out of curiosity unbeknownst to anyone and 15 mins later a dozen armed detectives were rushing in with guns drawn |
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