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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Read an article about these. Do they actually exist ???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do they knead to?

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By *orguyMan  over a year ago

Tuam


"Do they knead to?"

Only if it rises

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can see this topic rising to the top of the forums!

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By *ojos party boyMan  over a year ago

Merseyside

what sort of breading?

I'm a fan of it on my chicken.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If he uses his loaf then yes it should...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can see this topic rising to the top of the forums!"

I agree. But in all seriousness I was just surprised such things existed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes they do...they tend to more common in the gay community but they do exist.

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By *iscuits8Man  over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I wouldn't be into it anyway, I always baguette up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn't be into it anyway, I always baguette up "

You available for 21st's...weddings etc?

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman  over a year ago

in the waves


"what sort of breading?

I'm a fan of it on my chicken."

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By *iscuits8Man  over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"I wouldn't be into it anyway, I always baguette up

You available for 21st's...weddings etc? "

Depends how much dough you're offering!

Waheyyy... I'll stop now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can be difficult to get enough attendees, usually a bakers dozen

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"I wouldn't be into it anyway, I always baguette up

You available for 21st's...weddings etc?

Depends how much dough you're offering!

Waheyyy... I'll stop now."

No judgement from me... We all have to earn a crust

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok I have to ask.... what’s ‘breading’?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A typo lol....think OP meant breeding

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"A typo lol....think OP meant breeding"

Dammit... I was looking forward to a batch of seeded buns!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A typo lol....think OP meant breeding

Dammit... I was looking forward to a batch of seeded buns! "

You bring the buns..etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Way to many bread puns very funny

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"Way to many bread puns very funny

"

A little slice of humour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've heard of small breeding parties where lesbian couples were seeking males to decide which guy they wanted to father their child

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hear they are sponsored by Brennan's!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hear they are sponsored by Brennan's!"

No, all done by Pat the ‘Baker’

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"Way to many bread puns very funny

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A whole batch of them.

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"Way to many bread puns very funny

A whole batch of them. "

A wholemeal batch, you could say.

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By *ohng69Man  over a year ago

athenry

These bread puns are getting a bit stale

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Man that went stale fast

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By *emper-fudgeMan  over a year ago

Blackrock

All the bread jokes are fucking childish guys come on...they and not the yeast bit funny;)

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By *ohng69Man  over a year ago

athenry

People are starting to get a bit kneady

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"All the bread jokes are fucking childish guys come on...they and not the yeast bit funny;)"

True... The genuine replies are getting sandwiched between them

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan

The whole subject is half baked if you ask me although it is crusty in parts..

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"The whole subject is half baked if you ask me although it is crusty in parts.."

I don't think the op was expecting his slice so well toasted.

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By *ucky24Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Think the OP was a gluten for punishment with the typo.

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"Think the OP was a gluten for punishment with the typo."

He should have proved it first. Given it some time to rest.

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By *ucky24Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

In a rush to be a Master Baker.

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By *ill EyeMan  over a year ago

West of Ireland

This post is the best thing since sliced bread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The whole subject is half baked if you ask me although it is crusty in parts..

I don't think the op was expecting his slice so well toasted."

Toasted or roasted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok I have to ask.... what’s ‘breading’?"

It threw me off too..l never heard of it but l did hear of " Bread crumbing "...a term used when one is just keeping another Interested to the extent they want to ..ie...might send a text now and again...might meet now and again etc etc...just to make them think or keep them thinking they have a " real " chance with them but have absolutely none ..bread crumbing...

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"The whole subject is half baked if you ask me although it is crusty in parts..

I don't think the op was expecting his slice so well toasted.

Toasted or roasted "

Either, it's only so he can dip his soldier in a runny egg or maybe some cottage cheese.

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By *evil_u_knowMan  over a year ago

city

They must be very popular, just look at what happens when it snows, and everyone has the day off, they are all at it straight away.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"The whole subject is half baked if you ask me although it is crusty in parts..

I don't think the op was expecting his slice so well toasted."

It really didn't pan out.

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"The whole subject is half baked if you ask me although it is crusty in parts..

I don't think the op was expecting his slice so well toasted.

It really didn't pan out.

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Hope he's not sour dough

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By *nglishdoodMan  over a year ago

Morristown

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

OP, I hope you realise that the bread comments are nothing personal... We're just taking advantage of your typo to enjoy a little levity. Even though we have effectively hijacked your thread...

Just roll with it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've heard of small breeding parties where lesbian couples were seeking males to decide which guy they wanted to father their child "

Would love to be the meat in that sandwhich...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you hear about the kinky baker?

He was into roll play

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"OP, I hope you realise that the bread comments are nothing personal... We're just taking advantage of your typo to enjoy a little levity. Even though we have effectively hijacked your thread...

Just roll with it "

Yeah, don't get a cob on, just rise above it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The poor O.P

I think we should Wrap this up...

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"The poor O.P

I think we should Wrap this up..."

It's a pita for him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He'll be wheaten his words

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By *eauhoMan  over a year ago

City Centre

I assume everyine gets a good stuffing at these parties?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He'll be wheaten his words"

You've a Rye sense of humour

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"I assume everyine gets a good stuffing at these parties?"

Probably naan of our business really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mad that we jumped all Hovis thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I assume everyine gets a good stuffing at these parties?

Probably naan of our business really"

He was trying to Brioche us off

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"Mad that we jumped all Hovis thread "

Hope op doesn't think we are having a pop-ad-om

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

Ciabatta hope he isn't offended or we are all toast!

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"I assume everyine gets a good stuffing at these parties?

Probably naan of our business really

He was trying to Brioche us off"

All he wanted was some crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope he doesn't lose the bap

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By *eauhoMan  over a year ago

City Centre

This barrage of puns is starting to get pretty blaa lads...

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"This barrage of puns is starting to get pretty blaa lads..."

I think it's self raising the mood

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"This barrage of puns is starting to get pretty blaa lads...

I think it's self raising the mood"

I think it'd self-raising the mood, flour.

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By *eauhoMan  over a year ago

City Centre


"This barrage of puns is starting to get pretty blaa lads...

I think it's self raising the moodI think it'd self-raising the mood, flour."

Donut encourage people!

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"This barrage of puns is starting to get pretty blaa lads...

I think it's self raising the moodI think it'd self-raising the mood, flour.

Donut encourage people!"

Focaccia off! (Joking)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think the puns are running d-rye

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By *nowy007Woman  over a year ago

Near Enough


"Do they knead to?"

PMSL

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"Think the puns are running d-rye"

Ciabatta believe it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP, I hope you realise that the bread comments are nothing personal... We're just taking advantage of your typo to enjoy a little levity. Even though we have effectively hijacked your thread...

Just roll with it "

Exactly this no harm intended

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"Think the puns are running d-rye

Ciabatta believe it!"

I had another but it's scone

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Let’s roll on.... this thread is getting far too crusty

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"Let’s roll on.... this thread is getting far too crusty"

You mean it's gone stale? Must have been loafing around too long.

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood

I think it’s time to put this thread into the (bread) bin !!

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"I think it’s time to put this thread into the (bread) bin !!"

Are you saying it's a bit crépe?

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood

It’s a bit too ye(a)sty for my taste .

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"It’s a bit too ye(a)sty for my taste . "

Muffin wrong with it.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple  over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Read an article about these. Do they actually exist ??? "

No. Women don't tend to get pregnant for sexual gratification. If they just want a baby then it's much easier to find a man in a night out than organise a party.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ah ye all have a very rye sense of humor....

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By *ilthyNightsCouple  over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Read an article about these. Do they actually exist ???

No. Women don't tend to get pregnant for sexual gratification. If they just want a baby then it's much easier to find a man in a night out than organise a party. "

Oh and sorry for the serious answer... after all the pisstakers it was the yeast I could do

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By *un4tooCouple  over a year ago

north cork


"Read an article about these. Do they actually exist ??? "

Rise above the pisstakers. They dough mean it.

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By *kblueeyesCouple  over a year ago

kilkenny

Isn't it time to turnover to a new thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Read an article about these. Do they actually exist ???

Rise above the pisstakers. They dough mean it."

Too many weird doughs!

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By *ackk25Man  over a year ago

Kilkenny

This thread is toast... Apologies...

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By *hechapMan  over a year ago

Derry

Dough-nut get involved in this.

Girls all looking to get a bun in the oven.

You will need to be earning a decent crust for upkeep for the next 18 years.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dough-nut get involved in this.

Girls all looking to get a bun in the oven.

You will need to be earning a decent crust for upkeep for the next 18 years.

"

18 years and after. The feeding doesn't stop than

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is the most Irish thread I've ever seen. And absolutely the best.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Omg so much bla bla bla on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is the most Irish thread I've ever seen. And absolutely the best. "

Wouldn't beat a gangbang though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope cousins don't attend these parties or the offspring could be in-bread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tagline for the event: Today's Bread today?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope cousins don't attend these parties or the offspring could be in-bread"

Dough'nt even go there Rosy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope cousins don't attend these parties or the offspring could be in-bread

Dough'nt even go there Rosy "

Did you hear about the breading party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.

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By *ucky24Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hope cousins don't attend these parties or the offspring could be in-bread

Dough'nt even go there Rosy "

So(da) wrong on So(da) many levels

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man  over a year ago

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I wouldn't sit up all night op, this bread!! Sorri thread

Will pan out soon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP sure made a batch job of those thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope cousins don't attend these parties or the offspring could be in-bread

Dough'nt even go there Rosy

Did you hear about the breading party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us."

Who do I have to butter up around here....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope cousins don't attend these parties or the offspring could be in-bread

Dough'nt even go there Rosy

So(da) wrong on So(da) many levels "

I bet you wrote that with a dead pan expression on your face

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man  over a year ago

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"Hope cousins don't attend these parties or the offspring could be in-bread

Dough'nt even go there Rosy

Did you hear about the breading party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.

Who do I have to butter up around here.... "

I honestly don't no

Just LUR the PAK into the one venue.

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By *hechapMan  over a year ago

Derry

Its so funny i nearly farl over on the floor laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's got himself into quite a jam and unsure how he's (Kerry)maid it this far

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

In the words of Homer Simpson

"DOUGH"

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By *ucky24Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hope cousins don't attend these parties or the offspring could be in-bread

Dough'nt even go there Rosy

So(da) wrong on So(da) many levels

I bet you wrote that with a dead pan expression on your face

"

Very plain to see that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think you are all a sandwich short of a picnic

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood

I come from a very poor family..... we are on the bread-line

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I come from a very poor family..... we are on the bread-line"

You need more dough?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have "Roll with it" by Oasis stuck in my head now after following this thread rise all evening

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

A duck walks into a pub breading party and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fucking bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood


"I come from a very poor family..... we are on the bread-line

You need more dough? "

Certainly do.... to make matters worse, the wife has got a bun in the oven

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By *iscuits8Man  over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Ha! can't believe how big this thread got since earlier.

I'd recommend it to anyone kneading a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I come from a very poor family..... we are on the bread-line

You need more dough?

Certainly do.... to make matters worse, the wife has got a bun in the oven"

Has she got a nice set of baps?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ha! can't believe how big this thread got since earlier.

I'd recommend it to anyone kneading a laugh "

One of the best threads in a long time

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

I've heard that the breading party's attendees are heavily into roll play

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was seeing a Baker from Fab I had to finish it he was getting too kneady

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood


"I come from a very poor family..... we are on the bread-line

You need more dough?

Certainly do.... to make matters worse, the wife has got a bun in the oven

Has she got a nice set of baps?

"

She certainly does.... she loves my sausage between them - has a thing about it.... calls me her very own hot dog

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"I was seeing a Baker from Fab I had to finish it he was getting too kneady "

I heard he turned into a masterbaker after you left him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was seeing a Baker from Fab I had to finish it he was getting too kneady

I heard he turned into a masterbaker after you left him "

He used to find it hard to rise to the occasion

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By *iscuits8Man  over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

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By *iscuits8Man  over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"I was seeing a Baker from Fab I had to finish it he was getting too kneady

I heard he turned into a masterbaker after you left him

He used to find it hard to rise to the occasion "

Maybe he was just inexperienced Rosy... bit of a late bloomer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was seeing a Baker from Fab I had to finish it he was getting too kneady

I heard he turned into a masterbaker after you left him

He used to find it hard to rise to the occasion

Maybe he was just inexperienced Rosy... bit of a late bloomer "

Ah his problem he would crumb too fast...he would say I'm crumbing I'm crumbing

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By *hors.HammerMan  over a year ago

Newbridge


"I was seeing a Baker from Fab I had to finish it he was getting too kneady

I heard he turned into a masterbaker after you left him

He used to find it hard to rise to the occasion

Maybe he was just inexperienced Rosy... bit of a late bloomer

Ah his problem he would crumb too fast...he would say I'm crumbing I'm crumbing "

Got crums all over your chest.

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Some of these Jokes are really crumm(b)y

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"I was seeing a Baker from Fab I had to finish it he was getting too kneady

I heard he turned into a masterbaker after you left him

He used to find it hard to rise to the occasion "

Should have used self raising flour

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By *iscuits8Man  over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"I was seeing a Baker from Fab I had to finish it he was getting too kneady

I heard he turned into a masterbaker after you left him

He used to find it hard to rise to the occasion

Maybe he was just inexperienced Rosy... bit of a late bloomer

Ah his problem he would crumb too fast...he would say I'm crumbing I'm crumbing "

That's such a pita he couldn't last. You'd get naan of that carry on with me Rosy, I tell ya...

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Who is the patron saint of bread ?

Jesus Crust !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lot of half baked responses here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP has run off crying to his naan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who is the patron saint of bread ?

Jesus Crust !"

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man  over a year ago

..


"Who is the patron saint of bread ?

Jesus Crust !

"

Now,now this is taking the biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Read an article about these. Do they actually exist ???

No. Women don't tend to get pregnant for sexual gratification. If they just want a baby then it's much easier to find a man in a night out than organise a party. "

Would he have to bring flours..?

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood

This thread is toast

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By *irl4fucking18Woman  over a year ago

city

In all seriousness yes op it does happen an its hidden that is the concern I have.

I seen 2 girls on here before that where into it both down south of the country absolute filth is what I seen from both of them online.

And not as in a kinky filth btw!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quickest way to becoming Brown Bread if you ask me

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By *ucky24Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

It is great that everyone has enjoyed this thread.

Must offer a crumb of comfort to the OP.

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Just shows we can all get along without throwing our croissants out of the pram ( that was a piss poor effort wasn't it lol)

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By *ipskyMan  over a year ago

: An Autumn Haze

No pun / gag to offer, just to that this is the funniest thread I've read in ages. You guys are funny

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By *emper-fudgeMan  over a year ago

Blackrock

All joking aside i was at one of these parties years ago..the only problem for the girl is what does she put on the birth certificate.Johnston, Mooney or

O Brian ??

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man  over a year ago

waterford

This tread brings a whole new meaning to the term " a bun in the oven " !!!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

Are you lot still waffling?

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By *exysam and StuartCouple  over a year ago

over the hills and far away

It's no a loafing matter when you get more than you bargained for

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood


"All joking aside i was at one of these parties years ago..the only problem for the girl is what does she put on the birth certificate.Johnston, Mooney or

O Brian ??"

Trump?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's no a loafing matter when you get more than you bargained for "

Hope they don't get yeast infection from all that breading

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

Does anyone else feel like a bit of a heel?

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"Does anyone else feel like a bit of a heel? "

Don't be so barmy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/09/19 11:46:33]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't believe this thread is still scone on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't believe this thread is still scone on "

Beggining to get a bit stale, maybe...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"Can't believe this thread is still scone on

Beggining to get a bit stale, maybe..."

A little brackish?

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By *artinaAndrewCouple  over a year ago

mountmellick

It bakers belief this thread is still going

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By *lmost NewMan  over a year ago

Here


"Can't believe this thread is still scone on "

I think I could bake you feel reallllll happy, crust me things would get rayle toasty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's killing me not been able to rise to the occasion with a suitable pun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No need to have a party if Pat Mustard is invited

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By *lmost NewMan  over a year ago

Here

All these bread puns never seem to get mold . . .

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood

This thread is just Genius. Bit you have to be Nimble oh your feet to keep up. Gives one a sense of Mother’s Pride

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

All these puns canapé good for you

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By *rishgstarMan  over a year ago

the neighbourhood

Its getting stale guys

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Let’s cancel this thread right now - it’s really frivolous when you compare what’s happening in the world. Let’s get back to Bread and butter issues please

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By *rishgstarMan  over a year ago

the neighbourhood

Put it to rest and lay flours on the grave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let’s cancel this thread right now - it’s really frivolous when you compare what’s happening in the world. Let’s get back to Bread and butter issues please "

Yes topics like being a Single Mammy it's hard being the only Bread winner in the house!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Those breading parties can go wrong if it comes with a soggy bottom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/09/19 14:46:19]

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple  over a year ago

ireland


"Let’s cancel this thread right now - it’s really frivolous when you compare what’s happening in the world. Let’s get back to Bread and butter issues please "

Exactly ,let's wrap this up folks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let’s cancel this thread right now - it’s really frivolous when you compare what’s happening in the world. Let’s get back to Bread and butter issues please

Exactly ,let's wrap this up folks "

I pita the fool who is going to try to stop this thread

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By *an For YouMan  over a year ago

belfast/holywood

I can’t take anymore.... gonna go and watch my favourite Comedy box set - Bread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry me wholemeal

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester

Is there alot of yeast infections

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"Its getting stale guys"

There's a grain of truth in that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At the bottom of the cracker barrel here now

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"At the bottom of the cracker barrel here now"

Tuc the words from my mouth!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester


"At the bottom of the cracker barrel here now

Tuc the words from my mouth! "

Think I've crumb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This thread is an absolute maize of puns

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By *cottybear74Man  over a year ago

kilkenny

There might be risk of yeast infection

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There might be risk of yeast infection"

There's a cream for that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd say this thread is the yeast of the OP's problems

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you happen to know if the bread's ormo?

(That's for some of our older members)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This thread has opened more doors than a Je-Hovis witness

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester


"There might be risk of yeast infection

There's a cream for that "

Be kneading it

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