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over a year ago
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I'd put a pair of boxers and an open mandingo sized condom wrapper under their bed. With the boxers poking out a bit on his side. Then leave without a trace.    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Amateur hour
1. Remove ALL the toilet paper and kitchen roll
2. Adjust the shower mixer from where that “sweet spot” is found so it now goes icy death
3. Reset every timer in the house so they’re all 4 hours fast
4. Delete every series link on their planner
5. Clear nail varnish over all the tv and satellite box receivers
6. Replace coffee with caffeine free coffee
And disappear
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put hairloss lotion into the shampoo/shower gel bottles. Sorry... not sorry.
That's not mild inconvenience!  "
ooooh it could be to some people. ha. my bad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I took both ends off someone's curtain poles,put sardines and anchovies inside then super glued them back on,stunk the house out for month's."
Holy sh*t! Was this a mate or a couple you know or a randomers party? |
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"I took both ends off someone's curtain poles,put sardines and anchovies inside then super glued them back on,stunk the house out for month's.
Holy sh*t! Was this a mate or a couple you know or a randomers party?"
someone who deserved it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Swap all the furniture around...put the bedroom furniture in the kitchen put the kitchen furniture in the TV room, put the dinning room furniture in the bedroom and put the TV room furniture in the bedroom!  |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Swap all the furniture around...put the bedroom furniture in the kitchen put the kitchen furniture in the TV room, put the dinning room furniture in the bedroom and put the TV room furniture in the bedroom! "
That made my head hurt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swap all the furniture around...put the bedroom furniture in the kitchen put the kitchen furniture in the TV room, put the dinning room furniture in the bedroom and put the TV room furniture in the bedroom!
That made my head hurt "
Imagine what it would do to the people who experience it!!? Haha  |
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Mac lock their WiFi Router.
Remove all fuses from plugs,
Parental lock their sky box
Glue their letter box closed
Super glue locks
Take one sock from each pair.
Put red dye in Washing machine drum
Sew prawns into ends of curtains.
Replace milk with PVA glue.
Some of these I've done
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cling film the toilet seat take out the centre bars in all the door handles n leave them all open super glue the batterys in all the remotes change wifi password delete all the chanel off there set top box n leave tg4 feet in shampoo btls n body wash open tuna tins n lift floor boards n put them on the rad pipes under the flook they reverse wire all the light sockets n switches on plug sockets cut a hole in all there socks at the big toe side superglue all the clips on her saucy bras glue the buttons to his jeans to the button holes im terrible lol |
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"Cling film the toilet seat take out the centre bars in all the door handles n leave them all open super glue the batterys in all the remotes change wifi password delete all the chanel off there set top box n leave tg4 feet in shampoo btls n body wash open tuna tins n lift floor boards n put them on the rad pipes under the flook they reverse wire all the light sockets n switches on plug sockets cut a hole in all there socks at the big toe side superglue all the clips on her saucy bras glue the buttons to his jeans to the button holes im terrible lol"
Just the lack of punctuation itself on that post did it for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Replace wine with water"
My father done that before, he filled aan empty bottle of wine with water beet root juice, he left on the counter knowing we'd come back at 3 in the morning and drink it, which we did and could tell the difference.. Prick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A know a couple who has a French student for the summer, he rubbed a whole bottle of ketchup into their golden retriever  "
It’s the only thing to remove the smell of cows hit from a dog that rolls in it. Or any other kinda stinky shite too |
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