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"But dont fret Shlongs got ya covered.... I have installed a state of the art Bunker (deffo not a creepy damp basement with cardboard over the Windows....) However spaces are limited so what unique vital skill can you,or a fellow fabber, bring to our attempt to rebuild society?" Can’t be telling you that or my inbox will flood   | |||
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"Nothing You will just have to carry on without me "Well duck and roll ya never know, and if not enjoy the big bang | |||
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"But dont fret Shlongs got ya covered.... I have installed a state of the art Bunker (deffo not a creepy damp basement with cardboard over the Windows....) However spaces are limited so what unique vital skill can you,or a fellow fabber, bring to our attempt to rebuild society? Can’t be telling you that or my inbox will flood "There will be no inboxes in the new world, but management will need a reason to allow access | |||
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"But dont fret Shlongs got ya covered.... I have installed a state of the art Bunker (deffo not a creepy damp basement with cardboard over the Windows....) However spaces are limited so what unique vital skill can you,or a fellow fabber, bring to our attempt to rebuild society? Can’t be telling you that or my inbox will flood
There will be no inboxes in the new world, but management will need a reason to allow access"I’ll come back to this later... I have to compile the list | |||
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) . You will however have to bring me to as I am the only one who can make her stop. | |||
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"I can wiggle my ears. That could be useful "Its a low bar but your early so in... | |||
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"Right so Mrs can play the harmonica (got one as a gift,she's brutal) and she's really good at doing impersonations (not really). So that's the entertainment sorted, Every one needs a laugh (or cry,again she's brutal ) . You will however have to bring me to as I am the only one who can make her stop. "That should go well with Micks esr wiggling that the entertainment sorted...god help us... | |||
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"I eat pussy like a champion "In... does barry have any skills or are we leaving him burn? | |||
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"Champion I spy player "Well it seems popular with the forumites I guess you sqeeze in | |||
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"Champion I spy player
Well it seems popular with the forumites I guess you sqeeze in"Woohoo | |||
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"My rudimentary knowledge of vegetable growing could help and if nothing else we I can always make my own alcohol. " I guess we probably should plan for food and not just terrible entertainment... the booze will help | |||
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"Kaizer's awesomeness should suffice "Cant argue with that  | |||
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"How big is this dungeon, sorry, bunker? "Im fabbing this and expecting 75% no shows it'll br grand | |||
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"How big is this dungeon, sorry, bunker?
Im fabbing this and expecting 75% no shows it'll br grand"Lol charge the single lads.. ..
I give great cuddles..can I come? | |||
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"My rudimentary knowledge of vegetable growing could help and if nothing else we I can always make my own alcohol. I guess we probably should plan for food and not just terrible entertainment... the booze will help "You just need someone to provide the meat.... we have a veggie supplier and a good cook | |||
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"I eat pussy like a champion
In... does barry have any skills or are we leaving him burn? "Let me rectify my statement.. we can both eat pussy like champions; together
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"I eat pussy like a champion
In... does barry have any skills or are we leaving him burn?
Let me rectify my statement.. we can both eat pussy like champions; together
"We kind of only need one  Can ya do anything else | |||
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"How big is this dungeon, sorry, bunker?
Im fabbing this and expecting 75% no shows it'll br grand
Lol charge the single lads.. ..
I give great cuddles..can I come? "Everyone needs a cuddle. In | |||
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"Well I'm an engineer and I have guns and rods so I can build things and feed people" So long you promise not to be too engineery your well in | |||
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"How big is this dungeon, sorry, bunker?
Im fabbing this and expecting 75% no shows it'll br grand
Lol charge the single lads.. ..
I give great cuddles..can I come?
Everyone needs a cuddle. In "Yay | |||
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 . (Like zombies). Oh I'm also a great kisser. | |||
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"I have great organisational skills. I can whip anyone into shape. I can take charge of any situation, should the need arise . (Like zombies). Oh I'm also a great kisser. "If you stop.trying to kiss Zombies you can be the bunker administration manager | |||
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 ... Not sure if it's my cock sucking skills or the clean floors ... But hey both would come in handy right?!?! | |||
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"I have great organisational skills. I can whip anyone into shape. I can take charge of any situation, should the need arise . (Like zombies). Oh I'm also a great kisser.
If you stop.trying to kiss Zombies you can be the bunker administration manager"Well I've kissed a few monsters in the past so I'll give it up now. Where do I sign? | |||
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"I eat pussy like a champion
In... does barry have any skills or are we leaving him burn?
Let me rectify my statement.. we can both eat pussy like champions; together
We kind of only need one Can ya do anything else "I can sing poorly, and constantly.. Not doing myself many favors here | |||
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"I am genuine and always make sure the lady comes first but i aint paying no single lad charges "Cj for the last time I need the deeds to property or a kidney for entry ffs | |||
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"I am very good with wood!" Im going to let my adminstative manager deal with that one... BBD your first Job | |||
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"Hubby always says I'm like a dyson ... Not sure if it's my cock sucking skills or the clean floors ... But hey both would come in handy right?!?! "In for the cleaning.. what youbget up to in your spare time is up to you | |||
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"Qualified masseuse "As am I but I'll be busy woth doing fuck all as the new supreme dictator... I mean democratic agent of freedom for all... your in | |||
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"Most awesomest hugger and can cook" Ok thats a male and female hugger no more now please.. Warning I eat alot | |||
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"I have a bullwhip... You're letting me in "Anyone want to argue?.......no....... Ok your in | |||
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"I eat pussy like a champion
In... does barry have any skills or are we leaving him burn?
Let me rectify my statement.. we can both eat pussy like champions; together
We kind of only need one Can ya do anything else
I can sing poorly, and constantly..
Not doing myself many favors here "Barry lad enjoy the fireworks id say.... come on one more chance what do you have for us? | |||
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"I am genuine and always make sure the lady comes first but i aint paying no single lad charges
Cj for the last time I need the deeds to property or a kidney for entry ffs"Not a bother which stately mannor do u want ill sign them over forthwith leinster house maybe (Tis the end of the world they will be all flatened or burnt anyhoe) | |||
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"I eat pussy like a champion
In... does barry have any skills or are we leaving him burn?
Let me rectify my statement.. we can both eat pussy like champions; together
We kind of only need one Can ya do anything else
I can sing poorly, and constantly..
Not doing myself many favors here
Barry lad enjoy the fireworks id say.... come on one more chance what do you have for us?
"I dont think i want inviting to this exclusives club.. Im surviving this apocolypse and ruling the outside world as king! Keep your bunker | |||
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"I am very good with wood! Im going to let my adminstative manager deal with that one... BBD your first Job" I say let him in. He's obviously a carpenter. | |||
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"You surely wouldn't refuse me "What are you bringing to the table? | |||
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"I have a bullwhip... You're letting me in
Anyone want to argue?.......no.......
Ok your in"But but but | |||
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"I am genuine and always make sure the lady comes first but i aint paying no single lad charges
Cj for the last time I need the deeds to property or a kidney for entry ffs
Not a bother which stately mannor do u want ill sign them over forthwith leinster house maybe
(Tis the end of the world they will be all flatened or burnt anyhoe) "Ah owning a charred plot of land is better than renting... plus I expect a major property boom in year 8 of the new world.. your in | |||
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"You surely wouldn't refuse me
What are you bringing to the table? "Dr.fly can make tables. | |||
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"I eat pussy like a champion
In... does barry have any skills or are we leaving him burn?
Let me rectify my statement.. we can both eat pussy like champions; together
We kind of only need one Can ya do anything else
I can sing poorly, and constantly..
Not doing myself many favors here
Barry lad enjoy the fireworks id say.... come on one more chance what do you have for us?
I dont think i want inviting to this exclusives club.. Im surviving this apocolypse and ruling the outside world as king!
Keep your bunker "We will look after Ann for you Baz | |||
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"I have a bullwhip... You're letting me in
Anyone want to argue?.......no.......
Ok your in"Thanks guaranteed happy endings | |||
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" What are you bringing to the table? " My delightful charm oh and alcohol ha ha | |||
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"I have a bullwhip... You're letting me in
Anyone want to argue?.......no.......
Ok your in
Thanks guaranteed happy endings all round "Fixed that for u | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit. "You could bring in some of the dogs you catch for us to eat.  | |||
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"I cook and I'm good at nailing things against the wall." We have a cook but you can never have enough picture hangers | |||
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"I can bake great chocolate cake so save me a bed (kingsize would be lovely thanks )" In all day long I love my Chocolate cake... the bed situation needs to be looked at | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit. "Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass.... | |||
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"I’m semi decent at pottery (small bowls are my speciality) and a very good baker. I will however, want to murder everyone by end of week 2 so maybe I should take my chances outside "Ummmmmmmm we will put you on a standby should we require a culling | |||
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"I’m semi decent at pottery (small bowls are my speciality) and a very good baker. I will however, want to murder everyone by end of week 2 so maybe I should take my chances outside
Ummmmmmmm we will put you on a standby should we require a culling"Every bunker needs an assassin on call | |||
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Sure it's the foundation of every good civilisation
...well the Irish one anyway | |||
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"I also have a chemistry degree so I can murder in multiple, non traceable ways "Now that is frightening | |||
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" ... Pure, unadulterated Sarcasm
Sure it's the foundation of every good civilisation
...well the Irish one anyway "Ok I fear Jaffa miggt kill you after less than two weeks but fuck it lets see what happens | |||
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" ... Pure, unadulterated Sarcasm
Sure it's the foundation of every good civilisation
...well the Irish one anyway
Ok I fear Jaffa miggt kill you after less than two weeks but fuck it lets see what happens "--------------------- Well, it's the end of the world So an extra 2 weeks of living is a good deal WOO HOO!!!!
Just as long as I get a slice of one of her cakes as my last meal ...can die a happy boy! | |||
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"I eat pussy like a champion
In... does barry have any skills or are we leaving him burn?
Let me rectify my statement.. we can both eat pussy like champions; together
We kind of only need one Can ya do anything else
I can sing poorly, and constantly..
Not doing myself many favors here
Barry lad enjoy the fireworks id say.... come on one more chance what do you have for us?
I dont think i want inviting to this exclusives club.. Im surviving this apocolypse and ruling the outside world as king!
Keep your bunker
We will look after Ann for you Baz "Well thats my mind put to rest | |||
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"I’m semi decent at pottery (small bowls are my speciality) and a very good baker. I will however, want to murder everyone by end of week 2 so maybe I should take my chances outside "Que Unchained Melody playing. | |||
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"I have no discernible useful skill however I’m as annoying AF if I don’t get my way so let me in or I will hum incessantly outside the door til you can’t take it anymore. Thanks "Ah humming also known as the Zombie mating call...... | |||
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"I have no skills to offer but would happily slide in somewhere "Sorry Tox I have taken the completely useless token space already.... | |||
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"I'm pretty good with a bow and arrow. Well okay only at standing targets and if I'm honest I wasn't very good at it but I can do the splits "Try both at the same time and come back to me with a report | |||
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"I have no skills to offer but would happily slide in somewhere
Sorry Tox I have taken the completely useless token space already...."Ever heard the Noah's ark story? They go in 2 by 2 | |||
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"I have no skills to offer but would happily slide in somewhere
Sorry Tox I have taken the completely useless token space already....
Ever heard the Noah's ark story? They go in 2 by 2 "I have my own boat, select wemon, and maybe a few select couples, there's a good chance the guys might be thrown over board.. No single men of course | |||
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"I have no discernible useful skill however I’m as annoying AF if I don’t get my way so let me in or I will hum incessantly outside the door til you can’t take it anymore. Thanks
Ah humming also known as the Zombie mating call......"Fuck it, that explains my abysmal strike rate on fab | |||
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"I have a bullwhip... You're letting me in
Anyone want to argue?.......no.......
Ok your in
But but but "Silence!!!! *cracks whip for effect* | |||
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"I have no discernible useful skill however I’m as annoying AF if I don’t get my way so let me in or I will hum incessantly outside the door til you can’t take it anymore. Thanks
Ah humming also known as the Zombie mating call......
Fuck it, that explains my abysmal strike rate on fab "Humming doesnt have great results u should try sounding i read somewhere the results can be amazing | |||
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"I have a bullwhip... You're letting me in
Anyone want to argue?.......no.......
Ok your in
But but but
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"And possibly an unemployed digger driver who need to lay low "Ah so that was you at Lidl in Tallaght that time. | |||
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"I'll hide underground with all my tools and books and lived ones. Just start preps for an underground garden and living area
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"And possibly an unemployed digger driver who need to lay low
Ah so that was you at Lidl in Tallaght that time. "oh god no I was much more experienced Than that | |||
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"I'll bring wine. And I have a unique serving style. "You should offer a tutorial at the lunch next month!  | |||
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"I'll bring wine. And I have a unique serving style.
You should offer a tutorial at the lunch next month! "Private classes only. | |||
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"And possibly an unemployed digger driver who need to lay low "Bring the digger and your in | |||
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"I'll hide underground with all my tools and books and lived ones. Just start preps for an underground garden and living area
"Let us know when your food is ready we can trade for a terrible singer and some erections | |||
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"I'm a bread scientist, tea sommelier, porn historian, origami pro and Hygge enthusiast. Should cover all bases "Specialising in the mid 90's Ben Dover Series? Tea.. your in | |||
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"I'll paint I'm a dab hand with a brush " I hate painting so In.... | |||
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"I'll bring wine. And I have a unique serving style.
You should offer a tutorial at the lunch next month!
Private classes only. "Can you do pints? If so....In  | |||
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"I'll bring wine. And I have a unique serving style.
You should offer a tutorial at the lunch next month!
Private classes only.
Can you do pints? If so....In "Of course. I can also multitask. | |||
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"I'll bring wine. And I have a unique serving style. "I've got the last corkscrew in the world.... | |||
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"I'll bring wine. And I have a unique serving style.
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"I'll hide underground with all my tools and books and lived ones. Just start preps for an underground garden and living area
Let us know when your food is ready we can trade for a terrible singer and some erections"I'll be selfish. No sharing | |||
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"And possibly an unemployed digger driver who need to lay low
Bring the digger and your in "good man and a big box of cable ties the could be the currency of the future | |||
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"But dont fret Shlongs got ya covered.... I have installed a state of the art Bunker (deffo not a creepy damp basement with cardboard over the Windows....) However spaces are limited so what unique vital skill can you,or a fellow fabber, bring to our attempt to rebuild society?" Recon at this stage your going to need a bigger (basement) Bunker. And possibly a few miners. | |||
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"And possibly an unemployed digger driver who need to lay low
Bring the digger and your in good man and a big box of cable ties the could be the currency of the future "Damn right I can never find one when I need them | |||
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"And possibly an unemployed digger driver who need to lay low
Bring the digger and your in good man and a big box of cable ties the could be the currency of the future
Damn right I can never find one when I need them"Ok ya got me, when did you last need one? And why? | |||
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"But dont fret Shlongs got ya covered.... I have installed a state of the art Bunker (deffo not a creepy damp basement with cardboard over the Windows....) However spaces are limited so what unique vital skill can you,or a fellow fabber, bring to our attempt to rebuild society? Recon at this stage your going to need a bigger (basement) Bunker. And possibly a few miners. " Every hive needs some worker bees... but dont worry we dont want you to work yourself to death | |||
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"That's it and sneak in s few rolls of duct tape "I'm starting to get nervous about this basement, sorry, bunker. | |||
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Make a decent curry
Oh I can tell a few naughty jokes too any help | |||
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"That's it and sneak in s few rolls of duct tape
I'm starting to get nervous about this basement, sorry, bunker."Starting to sound very suspect | |||
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"Ah but what an amazing opportunity ,to witnesses the end of the world be something, not many people got pictures of that in the family album ," try get the mushroom cloud in the background " "Send on the pics before ya passout
Just dont include the dick pics | |||
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"And possibly an unemployed digger driver who need to lay low
Bring the digger and your in good man and a big box of cable ties the could be the currency of the future
Damn right I can never find one when I need them
Ok ya got me, when did you last need one? And why? "Just before I had the.idea to invite everyone to the dungeon... I mean bunker.... | |||
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"I can cook
Make a decent curry
Oh I can tell a few naughty jokes too any help "We are all cooked out... give us your best joke so | |||
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"That's it and sneak in s few rolls of duct tape
I'm starting to get nervous about this basement, sorry, bunker."need it to tie up Zombies and dicks that glow in the dark | |||
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"I can cook
Make a decent curry
Oh I can tell a few naughty jokes too any help
We are all cooked out... give us your best joke so"What's the difference between a g spot and a golf ball A guy will actually spend time looking for a golf ball | |||
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"That's it and sneak in s few rolls of duct tape
I'm starting to get nervous about this basement, sorry, bunker."Is it the row of large empty chest freezers, rolls of black bags and the chainsaw in the corner that's worrying you? | |||
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"Are there Zombies??? If it's Zombies a bunker is not the best plan. I'm leaving to build a fortress. Anyone coming with me? " I'll be safe so.. Everyone knows zombies are only out for brains | |||
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"That's it and sneak in s few rolls of duct tape
I'm starting to get nervous about this basement, sorry, bunker.
Is it the row of large empty chest freezers, rolls of black bags and the chainsaw in the corner that's worrying you? "Well I did wonder!!! | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit.
Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass...."Touché, I see my approach was a bit too simplistic to get away with. I've to rethink my strategy. | |||
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"I can cook
Make a decent curry
Oh I can tell a few naughty jokes too any help
We are all cooked out... give us your best joke so
What's the difference between a g spot and a golf ball
A guy will actually spend time looking for a golf ball "You sqeezing in... but the jersey stays outside | |||
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"That's it and sneak in s few rolls of duct tape
I'm starting to get nervous about this basement, sorry, bunker.
Is it the row of large empty chest freezers, rolls of black bags and the chainsaw in the corner that's worrying you?
Well I did wonder!!!"Jesus yet as ungrateful save ye from the end of the world and only ask for a little sex.slavery in return... | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit.
Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass....
Touché, I see my approach was a bit too simplistic to get away with. I've to rethink my strategy."I have no problem with you visiting the fortress I'm now building since I heardcabout the Zimbies. | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit.
Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass....
Touché, I see my approach was a bit too simplistic to get away with. I've to rethink my strategy."There is something deeply unsettling about the thought of DH plotting against me.... | |||
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"That's it and sneak in s few rolls of duct tape
I'm starting to get nervous about this basement, sorry, bunker.
Is it the row of large empty chest freezers, rolls of black bags and the chainsaw in the corner that's worrying you?
Well I did wonder!!!
Jesus yet as ungrateful save ye from the end of the world and only ask for a little sex.slavery in return..."You didn't mention that before or the Zombies. But you can have conjugal visits at my new fortress. | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit.
Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass....
Touché, I see my approach was a bit too simplistic to get away with. I've to rethink my strategy.
I have no problem with you visiting the fortress I'm now building since I heardcabout the Zimbies. "Zombies | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit.
Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass....
Touché, I see my approach was a bit too simplistic to get away with. I've to rethink my strategy.
I have no problem with you visiting the fortress I'm now building since I heardcabout the Zimbies. Zombies"well I will still have a digger for hire | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit.
Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass....
Touché, I see my approach was a bit too simplistic to get away with. I've to rethink my strategy.
I have no problem with you visiting the fortress I'm now building since I heardcabout the Zimbies. Zombies well I will still have a digger for hire "You're hired. | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit.
Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass....
Touché, I see my approach was a bit too simplistic to get away with. I've to rethink my strategy.
I have no problem with you visiting the fortress I'm now building since I heardcabout the Zimbies. Zombies well I will still have a digger for hire
You're hired. "Hired how are u paying | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit.
Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass....
Touché, I see my approach was a bit too simplistic to get away with. I've to rethink my strategy.
I have no problem with you visiting the fortress I'm now building since I heardcabout the Zimbies. Zombies well I will still have a digger for hire
You're hired.
Hired how are u paying "With wine of course. | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit.
Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass....
Touché, I see my approach was a bit too simplistic to get away with. I've to rethink my strategy.
I have no problem with you visiting the fortress I'm now building since I heardcabout the Zimbies. Zombies well I will still have a digger for hire
You're hired.
Hired how are u paying
With wine of course. "happy hic days hic | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit.
Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass....
Touché, I see my approach was a bit too simplistic to get away with. I've to rethink my strategy.
There is something deeply unsettling about the thought of DH plotting against me....
"No worries, I'm no malicious creature just a opportunist bitch trying to get my share but I'm open to trade. | |||
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"That's it and sneak in s few rolls of duct tape
I'm starting to get nervous about this basement, sorry, bunker.
Is it the row of large empty chest freezers, rolls of black bags and the chainsaw in the corner that's worrying you?
Well I did wonder!!!
Jesus yet as ungrateful save ye from the end of the world and only ask for a little sex.slavery in return..."Just giving you a bit of pleasure and then you will be our slave? This is interesting | |||
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"But how do I know your not a mad scientist "The mad scientist role has been filled | |||
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"That's it and sneak in s few rolls of duct tape
I'm starting to get nervous about this basement, sorry, bunker.
Is it the row of large empty chest freezers, rolls of black bags and the chainsaw in the corner that's worrying you?
Well I did wonder!!!
Jesus yet as ungrateful save ye from the end of the world and only ask for a little sex.slavery in return...
Just giving you a bit of pleasure and then you will be our slave?
This is interesting "Someone say slaves?? | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit.
Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass....
Touché, I see my approach was a bit too simplistic to get away with. I've to rethink my strategy.
There is something deeply unsettling about the thought of DH plotting against me....
No worries, I'm no malicious creature just a opportunist bitch trying to get my share but I'm open to trade. "Well I have no use for Jedis so happy to do business.... | |||
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"That's it and sneak in s few rolls of duct tape
I'm starting to get nervous about this basement, sorry, bunker.
Is it the row of large empty chest freezers, rolls of black bags and the chainsaw in the corner that's worrying you?
Well I did wonder!!!
Jesus yet as ungrateful save ye from the end of the world and only ask for a little sex.slavery in return...
Just giving you a bit of pleasure and then you will be our slave?
This is interesting "Sorry you made your call to start your own settlement | |||
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"That's it and sneak in s few rolls of duct tape
I'm starting to get nervous about this basement, sorry, bunker.
Is it the row of large empty chest freezers, rolls of black bags and the chainsaw in the corner that's worrying you?
Well I did wonder!!!
Jesus yet as ungrateful save ye from the end of the world and only ask for a little sex.slavery in return...
Just giving you a bit of pleasure and then you will be our slave?
This is interesting
Sorry you made your call to start your own settlement "So what?
I may do some exceptions | |||
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"SSS I hope this doesn't end up like the walking dead. The goodies and the baddies. I want an easy peaceful sexy life in this "bunker"" You will.need to take it up with administration..... | |||
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"SSS I hope this doesn't end up like the walking dead. The goodies and the baddies. I want an easy peaceful sexy life in this "bunker" You will.need to take it up with administration....." Is that me??? Feck!! You're a lazy fecker. | |||
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"This moat is hard going think we need to steal some diesel soon "Trade. We can't be stealing!!!! | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit.
Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass....
Touché, I see my approach was a bit too simplistic to get away with. I've to rethink my strategy.
There is something deeply unsettling about the thought of DH plotting against me....
No worries, I'm no malicious creature just a opportunist bitch trying to get my share but I'm open to trade.
Well I have no use for Jedis so happy to do business...."You obviously don't believe in the force, pity. Just always keep in mind: "Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering.” Anyway let me know when you have a Jedi in stock. | |||
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"This moat is hard going think we need to steal some diesel soon "Well just fiter some used cooking oil be grand. | |||
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"I'm more the lonesome ditch bitch than being squeezed into a bunker going bonkers. However if you're interested I could call in now and then and give some zimmerframe gym classes. It's important to keep fit.
Your in or your out DH no poppibg in to scout for Jedis when your taking a break from kicking Zombie Ass....
Touché, I see my approach was a bit too simplistic to get away with. I've to rethink my strategy.
There is something deeply unsettling about the thought of DH plotting against me....
No worries, I'm no malicious creature just a opportunist bitch trying to get my share but I'm open to trade.
Well I have no use for Jedis so happy to do business....
You obviously don't believe in the force, pity. Just always keep in mind: "Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering.”
Anyway let me know when you have a Jedi in stock. "Im more of a 12 parasecs kinda guy | |||
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"This moat is hard going think we need to steal some diesel soon
Well just fiter some used cooking oil be grand."more kick in the laundered stuff I mean real stuff | |||
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"I can build things from fiberglass. Pretty much anything (bigger bunker included) I can throw one kick ass party. My rationing skills are on point. Oh and I can teach you guys speak Russian (hopefully the Russians are coming to get us out of the bunker) " Ahh i see language skills are useful, I went through the ordeal of learning latin for 6 and 1/2 years, any good to anyone? | |||
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"I can build things from fiberglass. Pretty much anything (bigger bunker included) I can throw one kick ass party. My rationing skills are on point. Oh and I can teach you guys speak Russian (hopefully the Russians are coming to get us out of the bunker) Ahh i see language skills are useful, I went through the ordeal of learning latin for 6 and 1/2 years, any good to anyone? "well you can say mass in Latin for us! | |||
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"I can build things from fiberglass. Pretty much anything (bigger bunker included) I can throw one kick ass party. My rationing skills are on point. Oh and I can teach you guys speak Russian (hopefully the Russians are coming to get us out of the bunker) Ahh i see language skills are useful, I went through the ordeal of learning latin for 6 and 1/2 years, any good to anyone? well you can say mass in Latin for us! "I'm protestant. | |||
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"I can build things from fiberglass. Pretty much anything (bigger bunker included) I can throw one kick ass party. My rationing skills are on point. Oh and I can teach you guys speak Russian (hopefully the Russians are coming to get us out of the bunker) I don't expect to find any Catholic girls on here anyway! Ahh i see language skills are useful, I went through the ordeal of learning latin for 6 and 1/2 years, any good to anyone? well you can say mass in Latin for us!
I'm protestant. " | |||
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"I can roll smokes. Surely essential in a world devoid of real smokes "Ladies please note dexterity with fingers | |||
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"I can build things from fiberglass. Pretty much anything (bigger bunker included) I can throw one kick ass party. My rationing skills are on point. Oh and I can teach you guys speak Russian (hopefully the Russians are coming to get us out of the bunker) " Are you supplying said fiberglass? | |||
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"Electrician (never said I was a good one) Useless trivia knowledge (not accurate 100%of the time) Can make unhelpful dickish comments when rebuilding the world (not great for moral) I’m not sure I’d even let myself into the bunker "You had me at useless trivia | |||
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"I can roll smokes. Surely essential in a world devoid of real smokes "Ummmmm can you do anything else? | |||
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"I can roll smokes. Surely essential in a world devoid of real smokes
Ladies please note dexterity with fingers "You can join the fortress if shlong won't take you in the bunker. | |||
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"I can roll smokes. Surely essential in a world devoid of real smokes
Ladies please note dexterity with fingers
You can join the fortress if shlong won't take you in the bunker. "Your chasing of my rejects is becoming desperate at this stage | |||
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"I can roll smokes. Surely essential in a world devoid of real smokes
Ladies please note dexterity with fingers
You can join the fortress if shlong won't take you in the bunker.
Your chasing of my rejects is becoming desperate at this stage "Rosered, I'd happily join the rejects too | |||
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"I can build things from fiberglass. Pretty much anything (bigger bunker included) I can throw one kick ass party. My rationing skills are on point. Oh and I can teach you guys speak Russian (hopefully the Russians are coming to get us out of the bunker) Are you supplying said fiberglass?" Obviously I'll pack some up once I'm accepted | |||
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Ladies please note dexterity with fingers
You can join the fortress if shlong won't take you in the bunker.
Your chasing of my rejects is becoming desperate at this stage "Oportunistic rather than desperate. | |||
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