"Do you mean a facial treatment in a beauty salon or a facial treatment in a porn movie?
You always loved a good facial Mikey  "
A viscous rumour 
Nothing was ever proven
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"Do you mean a facial treatment in a beauty salon or a facial treatment in a porn movie?
You always loved a good facial Mikey
Those treatment are called Bukkake I think  "
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"Do you mean a facial treatment in a beauty salon or a facial treatment in a porn movie?
You always loved a good facial Mikey
Those treatment are called Bukkake I think
cunt
You said you wouldn't tell if I let you do it "
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"Do you mean a facial treatment in a beauty salon or a facial treatment in a porn movie?
You always loved a good facial Mikey
Those treatment are called Bukkake I think
cunt
You said you wouldn't tell if I let you do it
The cat that got the cream! "
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"Do any women actually enjoy it?
Once upon a time I did... Then.... Pink eye. 
Straight in the eyeball once.. stung like a bitch!"
A lot to be said for leaving lights on!
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"Discussed this recently actually. I think if a guy won’t cum in his own face then he shouldn’t expect a women to let him!"
He'd wanna be fierce flexible! |
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"Discussed this recently actually. I think if a guy won’t cum in his own face then he shouldn’t expect a women to let him!
He'd wanna be fierce flexible! "
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"Discussed this recently actually. I think if a guy won’t cum in his own face then he shouldn’t expect a women to let him!
He'd wanna be fierce flexible! "
Or have a good range when firing his pistol |
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"You always loved a good facial Mikey
A viscous rumour
That was either a clever pun or a delightful typo "
I'd love to say it was deliberate but sadly no.. Autocorrect error!
Predictive text is for aunts |
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"Discussed this recently actually. I think if a guy won’t cum in his own face then he shouldn’t expect a women to let him!"
Really?
Cause I wouldnt suck a dick either ...... no more bj's for me  |
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"You always loved a good facial Mikey
A viscous rumour
That was either a clever pun or a delightful typo
I'd love to say it was deliberate but sadly no.. Autocorrect error!
Predictive text is for aunts "
Did you know that the guy who invented predictive text pissed away the other day?
Yeah, his funfair will take place next monkey!
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By *ub_1Man
over a year ago
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I've ejaculated with force on occasion and unintentionally hit myself in the face. I presume this is known as a 'unintentional self facial'. Harry Monk in the eye stings like fuck - not for me at all.
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