I love both. And sometimes sex with some chocolate involved
However if i had to choose, i would take chocolate every time, simply for the reason i can get it any time i want it and the pleasure it gives me is somewhere in the same ballpark as sex.
What would anyone else choose as their pleasure of choice? Sex? Chocolate? Or something else? |
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"Oohh that's a tough one, chocolate coming out on top 
Maybe chocolate shaped anatomy x
Aunty Nellys sweetie shop in Cobh sells chocolate shape penis'.  "
Jelly tots never competing with that..!!
Unless you line them out on the table in a phallic shape...  |
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"Oohh that's a tough one, chocolate coming out on top
Maybe chocolate shaped anatomy x
Aunty Nellys sweetie shop in Cobh sells chocolate shape penis'.
Bet it melts in your mouth "
Thats only if you remove the wrapper, which can be unsafe...  |
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Whenever I hear that question beng asked I think of a band name from a movie I cant remember and the band were called Sexual Chockate...think it was a comedy with Edie Murphy in it. That and the song from South Park, Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls 
But to answer the question sex all the way, like chocolate but not that much |
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"Oohh that's a tough one, chocolate coming out on top
Maybe chocolate shaped anatomy x
Aunty Nellys sweetie shop in Cobh sells chocolate shape penis'.
Bet it melts in your mouth
Thats only if you remove the wrapper, which can be unsafe... "
Hmmm just may gobble it up quickly so |
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"Right now I could demolish a giant bag of chocolate buttons 
Right now i’m trying to imagine how the chocolate buttons would interact with you in your profile pic... "
Let you into a secret.....I dont share my buttons |
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"Oohh that's a tough one, chocolate coming out on top
Maybe chocolate shaped anatomy x
Aunty Nellys sweetie shop in Cobh sells chocolate shape penis'.
Jelly tots never competing with that..!!
Unless you line them out on the table in a phallic shape... "
Is there any other way to eat em??? |
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"Sex but if it was a choice between sex and Haribo jellies...... Oh that would be a tough one. "
...so find a way to incorporate the haribo jellies. Just make sure it doesnt involve watersports because the bloody things will stick to anything then. |
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"Just bought 4 large chockate chic cookies in lidl..that'll do for this evening!!
Four times a night guy..? You should add that to your profile... "
Now that did make me laugh....would it be bragging or false advertising?  |
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"Sex but if it was a choice between sex and Haribo jellies...... Oh that would be a tough one.
...so find a way to incorporate the haribo jellies. Just make sure it doesnt involve watersports because the bloody things will stick to anything then."
I once made a tong out of cola bottles for a friend as her fella loved them so I made it for her to wear for him. Apparently it went down well |
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I had the pleasure of sharing some post-coital energy reviving giant chocolate buttons with a hot fabber recently. That was a delicious and hot combo
I would rarely attend a meet without some chocolate and jellies, a little boost now and then is no bad thing!! |
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I've had sex once in 2019!
As I look down on the unemployed organ below, which I can't see as a result of chocolate and beer, I wonder what sort of selfish, up themselves, shagging all the time that they can't find a sweet shop type of C U Next Tuesday, has this first world problem!
Sex every time, Doh  |
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maybe strawberries and whiskey afterwards 