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By *verage Joe Black OP   Man  over a year ago

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Ok, so i will make this short. My jack russell (20 months) just got humped by a dog down the road. Yes, I suppose we have all been there but Im concerned for her. Any advice or ideas on making this easier? and on a serious note any behaviours I should be watching out for?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You've been humped by the dog down the road?

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By *verage Joe Black OP   Man  over a year ago

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"You've been humped by the dog down the road? "

No, but i was feeling left out as everyone else seemed to have a “Relationship breakup” thread today with the same text template.

Can i not have one too..??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sure you can. I was just startled by you saying you'd been humped by the dog down the road. Is it big dog?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was it Great Dane? Need to be big to mount you.

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By *orguyMan  over a year ago

Tuam


"Ok, so i will make this short. My jack russell (20 months) just got humped by a dog down the road. Yes, I suppose we have all been there but Im concerned for her. Any advice or ideas on making this easier? and on a serious note any behaviours I should be watching out for?"

Call Scooby Doo he will save the day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is she fixed?.....

Does the dog down the road have bb pics on hos profile?

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By *verage Joe Black OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Is she fixed?.....

Does the dog down the road have bb pics on hos profile?"

Well, they arranged a meet but i was sure he wouldn't turn up. Thought he would have to work. And then he didn't have condoms so she agreed to bareback. Then he was off like a shot after job done with no small talk. Dont even think she got to cum.

She wouldnt have had that experience if she’d used fab

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By *unnyfookMan  over a year ago

Naas

bring her to vet and get her sorted

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

Did your Jack Russell look like a slut?

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By *verage Joe Black OP   Man  over a year ago

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"bring her to vet and get her sorted"

Thats the equivalent of the “walk of shame”...!

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By *verage Joe Black OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Did your Jack Russell look like a slut? "

Well, i tried to raise her right but what can you do when they go off the rails... i blame fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did she return to the house to show her daddy her creampie?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watch out for it doing unexpected wee wees at night time . Maybe install a dog flap so it can make it to the nearest lamppost

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"Watch out for it doing unexpected wee wees at night time . Maybe install a dog flap so it can make it to the nearest lamppost"

If he had installed a dog flap on the back of the dog we wouldn't be discussing this now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

??????????????????

Hilarious

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By *allyWally19Woman  over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

I've a male Jack Russell in a similar situation. Let's hook em up? See if they can help each other??

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By *verage Joe Black OP   Man  over a year ago

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"I've a male Jack Russell in a similar situation. Let's hook em up? See if they can help each other?? "

Its always the poor Jack Russells that get screwed over. I think we should get them on the Jeremy Kyke show first so they can share their experiences with the public.

And i hope your Jack Russell is going to treat mine like the lady she is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, so i will make this short. My jack russell (20 months) just got humped by a dog down the road. Yes, I suppose we have all been there but Im concerned for her. Any advice or ideas on making this easier? and on a serious note any behaviours I should be watching out for?"

I am pissing myself here! Crying laughing! Best post I've read so far today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like she got herself into a wuff situation

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By *allyWally19Woman  over a year ago

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"I've a male Jack Russell in a similar situation. Let's hook em up? See if they can help each other??

Its always the poor Jack Russells that get screwed over. I think we should get them on the Jeremy Kyke show first so they can share their experiences with the public.

And i hope your Jack Russell is going to treat mine like the lady she is "

Jeremy is off air now tho. Is there a suitable alternative?

I've raised Harry well. He knows how to treat a lady

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By *verage Joe Black OP   Man  over a year ago

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"I've a male Jack Russell in a similar situation. Let's hook em up? See if they can help each other??

Its always the poor Jack Russells that get screwed over. I think we should get them on the Jeremy Kyke show first so they can share their experiences with the public.

And i hope your Jack Russell is going to treat mine like the lady she is

Jeremy is off air now tho. Is there a suitable alternative?

I've raised Harry well. He knows how to treat a lady "

How about we get them to join fab and post their feelings and issues on the forum..? Seems to work for everyone else..!!

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By *verage Joe Black OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Sounds like she got herself into a wuff situation "

And you even delivered that in a deadpan way too...!

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By *aughtyglintWoman  over a year ago

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Hilarious post and comments....... brightened up my Thursday no end.

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