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My friend fancies your friend...
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Translated to fab i see it going something like this:
My friend (male) wants to shift ya (female/couple). Will he turn up? Of course he will. No, he will, dead cert. Hes never missed a meet. Seriously, i’m tellin ya, he’ll be there. (Friday night comes around...) Hey my friend cant make it, sorry something came up. I think he has to work.  |
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"Translated to fab i see it going something like this:
My friend (male) wants to shift ya (female/couple). Will he turn up? Of course he will. No, he will, dead cert. Hes never missed a meet. Seriously, i’m tellin ya, he’ll be there. (Friday night comes around...) Hey my friend cant make it, sorry something came up. I think he has to work. "
His goldfish died |
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"Translated to fab i see it going something like this:
My friend (male) wants to shift ya (female/couple). Will he turn up? Of course he will. No, he will, dead cert. Hes never missed a meet. Seriously, i’m tellin ya, he’ll be there. (Friday night comes around...) Hey my friend cant make it, sorry something came up. I think he has to work.
His goldfish died"
The worst part was that the wife was at bingo so he was all set...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I say shift the lad that asks for the friend... he’s got the confidence! A reverse play on not shooting the messenger if you will! It’s also the attitude that led to a gloriously tumultuous teenage relationship!! Fond memories!! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I say shift the lad that asks for the friend... he’s got the confidence! A reverse play on not shooting the messenger if you will! It’s also the attitude that led to a gloriously tumultuous teenage relationship!! Fond memories!!"
The old Ill ask her for u before slipping to shift her your self  sneaky |
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over a year ago
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"Haha we had "will you meet my mate?" Or "my friend wants to know will you meet me?"
2nd one was a little confusing at first lol"
yeah i used to ask a girl for my mate but one day she said will you tell your friend i want to his friend lol took a minute for the penny to drop but we went out for 5 years after that lol |
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"Haha we had "will you meet my mate?" Or "my friend wants to know will you meet me?"
2nd one was a little confusing at first lol yeah i used to ask a girl for my mate but one day she said will you tell your friend i want to his friend lol took a minute for the penny to drop but we went out for 5 years after that lol "
Thats actually a nice story... What happened to your friend though..? I’m imagining him calling you all the c**ts of the day...! |
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"For us it was 'will ya go off with me friend?' In the corner of some mouldy community centre,in the back arse of nowhere at a teenage disco"
That pretty much describes the entire scenario perfectly |
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Sexy girl walks up to you, this is it, the woman of your dreams...
Then the kick in the nuts ”will you meet my friend", you look over and it's something that crawled out of a radioactive swamp, and you feel the pain in your balls as you say no...
Then you sit in silence on your own for a while, wondering g are you the male equivalent of the swamp thing, maybe that's the league you should be in, but you think it can't be because you're gorgeous, but maybe you are ugly and you just been listening to your mum for too long telling you that you're only gorgeous. |
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"Sexy girl walks up to you, this is it, the woman of your dreams...
Then the kick in the nuts ”will you meet my friend", you look over and it's something that crawled out of a radioactive swamp, and you feel the pain in your balls as you say no...
Then you sit in silence on your own for a while, wondering g are you the male equivalent of the swamp thing, maybe that's the league you should be in, but you think it can't be because you're gorgeous, but maybe you are ugly and you just been listening to your mum for too long telling you that you're only gorgeous."
You should be a teen counsellor..! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For us it was 'will ya go off with me friend?' In the corner of some mouldy community centre,in the back arse of nowhere at a teenage disco"
Some of the best nights of my life... especially if you ended up outside for a bit more “privacy”  |
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